三十年前有套港產片叫《細佬識講嘢》。故事就係講有個人嘅下體識得講嘢。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8vxvUrPl5
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勢估唔到，咁荒謬嘅電影橋段會發生喺現實之中。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLEvhwO44x
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一個唔留神，碌嘢又飛走左。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjATe80aip
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我立即追上去：「唔好走！」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSvuG681pE
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條jer喺半空中急停，然後漂浮到我面前：「你係咁追住我，乜條嘢你架？」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBML9fGL18z
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佢講嘢嘅聲線低沉而帶點陰森，而且每次發聲嘅時候，馬眼都會一開一合，兩粒蛋蛋就好似喉核咁郁下郁下。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kGeVZulEI
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「係…係我嘅…」我吞一啖口水回答。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGwwJiAzR7
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「頂你個肺！就係你條木嘴喺我墳頭屙尿！」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHY3R59Uup
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「我…對…對唔住…」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGr44WbnKW
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「收皮啦！我依家就鄭重同你講，你條嘢以後就歸我！」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S8oFUYuQq
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「你講咩話？」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjoJQkCDJJ
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「說話只講一次！係咁先，bye鳩bye！」佢一講完就調頭加速飛上天。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMFgZ7YJ8s
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「喂！唔好走呀喂！」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM66Qg6fYx
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我快步跑上前追趕，可惜速度唔夠快，根本追唔切。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0yDfSDdkz
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然而我並無就此放棄，立即跑出馬路截的士。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTgEkav9jJ
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慶幸咁啱有架綠的駛過，我上左架車，指住上空，叫司機大佬追住嗰隻飛緊嘅「雀仔」。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguIx1Ik8BQ
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司機大佬以為我運吉，好在我即刻補左句：「車費我俾double！」100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq0WFa5bdm
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有左呢句，對方馬上就踩恆油門，追趕目標。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1yqlVsNPU
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一開頭其實都跟得幾貼，好可惜後尾遇到塞車，到最後都係跟甩左。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfP9iT1wRp
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望住天上嘅jer jer消失喺視線範圍中，我極度無奈咁歎一口氣。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQb8KKy8c2
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唉屌…今鋪點撚算…100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX4FAQmGzF
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碌鳩唔撚係俾隻鬼上左身下話...100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmsk6QISf6
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係嘅話就大檸樂…shit…100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThkDHAj67a
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「尋根之旅」暫以失敗告一段落，我擺低雙倍的士錢後落車。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOROz49qWd
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錢用左可以再搵， 「細佬」飛走左，隨時就係一去不返。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUhq2nSXAW
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諗返轉頭，今次真係鹹濕惹的禍，一心掛住拮窿，完全無諗後果，結果就搞左壇咁杰嘅嘢出嚟。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3O9QPVaOZ
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心情難以平復，個肚仲餓到咕咕聲。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP7GK7sK3J
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由朝早到依家晏就都無嘢落過肚，我改搭巴士返出去市區，打算醫飽個肚，補充返體力先再諗點算。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIm058zIrj
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途中，我一路都feel到下面涼浸浸，不斷有風吹埋嚟。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsXuxk2xYU
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瞇埋眼只見親愛嘅「細佬」仍然喺空中飛翔。100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRplyGxXJTa
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茫茫天地，唔知佢要飛去邊，只希望佢唔好俾啲大麻鷹擔走。
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