（身為故事嘅男主角，我無理由乜都唔做架？）87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbnnMtH98G
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「打得好！加油！大力啲毆佢！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7ZjCqIUvQ
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我做到嘅大概就只有從旁吶喊助威：「係咁啦！咁打就啱啦！」87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyZsjNN8B2
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喺我嘅加油助威下（呢個credit俾得有啲夾硬），我方勢如破竹，打到班外星人連連後退。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf3Bt4kWrH
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佢地個boss，亦即係嗰隻頭戴皇冠、手握權杖嘅卡通貓，眼見勢色唔對路，即刻出動到絕招——大風吹。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eef8pH3oI
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當你喺街跌左幾張一百蚊紙，最驚係咩？87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaODlGfH7cd
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最驚就係梗係突然颳大風，吹走曬啲銀紙。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjmVoFhGnd
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當你手手腳腳斷開曬，最驚嘅同樣都係颳大風。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yVoBAiSWj
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因為一吹就吹散到去四面八方，要揾都有排揾。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xH1z1ObIu
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班外星人知道boss要出招，於是即刻迴避，同時隻卡通貓偷偷地揾人抬左三部巨型風扇出嚟。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxgCgBNx7W
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「唉！又係呢招！」格格大驚，並叫各位快啲閃開。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iozRU2ofK
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可惜嚟唔切，三把風扇已經啟動，「縫縫縫」咁捲起超強狂風。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DXCiI0CHy
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風力嘅強度估計連貨車吹到上天，更唔講好一堆斷頭斷肢斷身。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqygWXHd5kX
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強勁嘅暴風將我、格格同佢細佬，以及其他斯比列特人嘅手腳、身軀、陽具統統吹到上天，不由自主咁飛散到東南西北。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlZHbZtqCc
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我唔知自己啲手腳飛左去邊，淨係知個頭飛到好遠。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ9cBhap2S
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拋物嘅弧線由最高點，慢慢向住一間歐式小屋嘅屋企下墜。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzC6CtbDUd
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無睇錯嘅話，屋頂上都有一個分離嘅女仔人頭。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx55WmmaYlU
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隨即「咚」一聲，我個頭跌到落一間屋仔嘅屋頂，然後不自控咁向前碌。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdACKlrsxDq
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碌到我眼前一片天旋地轉，碌左大約兩個手位嘅距離，正好碌到嗰個女仔人頭嘅面前。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVFo86rdjM
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個女仔係正面面對住我，當我個頭由倒轉碌返上正面，咁啱就面對面，嘴對嘴咁錫左落去。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8bhcDXwu1
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呢一錫就係我嘅初吻。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowE4aBRAli
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我嘅第一次插入俾左Cathy，而初吻居然俾左一個唔知叫咩名、個樣都未睇得清，兼只係得一個人頭嘅女仔。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O7dmAcfVW
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我feel到耳仔同塊面，仲有條頸都好熱，對方個唇卻好似棉花糖咁軟，錫落去好舒服。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cyUwgjub2
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以前睇小說睇戲，最憎就係嗰啲老撚土嘅情節，一男一女唔知點解會無啦啦會kiss。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPl3rfZSTj
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估唔到嘅係，呢啲咁嘅情節最後會發生喺我嘅身上。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmrzGpVF9X
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不過我同呢個女仔嘅錫有啲唔同。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ2bEcq0Si
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我地係兩個斷開嘅人頭錫埋一齊，而且錫左之後，個頭好難移得開。87Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcfDO5JC7x
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所以喺呢刻，我同個女仔面對面、唇貼住唇，你眼望我眼，都唔知點算好？
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