（身為故事嘅男主角，我無理由乜都唔做架？）75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXNtWDNJd7
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「打得好！加油！大力啲毆佢！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmriXf1VTH
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我做到嘅大概就只有從旁吶喊助威：「係咁啦！咁打就啱啦！」75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F9WFo861L
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喺我嘅加油助威下（呢個credit俾得有啲夾硬），我方勢如破竹，打到班外星人連連後退。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoaukilnTu
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佢地個boss，亦即係嗰隻頭戴皇冠、手握權杖嘅卡通貓，眼見勢色唔對路，即刻出動到絕招——大風吹。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZeSFWfkF4
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當你喺街跌左幾張一百蚊紙，最驚係咩？75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGIOdWpopZ
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最驚就係梗係突然颳大風，吹走曬啲銀紙。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZkVSrfM4B
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當你手手腳腳斷開曬，最驚嘅同樣都係颳大風。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBf0QEEc3U
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因為一吹就吹散到去四面八方，要揾都有排揾。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSaymr20AN
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班外星人知道boss要出招，於是即刻迴避，同時隻卡通貓偷偷地揾人抬左三部巨型風扇出嚟。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4S2htNUY2
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「唉！又係呢招！」格格大驚，並叫各位快啲閃開。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlrKu8faRv
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可惜嚟唔切，三把風扇已經啟動，「縫縫縫」咁捲起超強狂風。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1yUggMRad
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風力嘅強度估計連貨車吹到上天，更唔講好一堆斷頭斷肢斷身。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO3oOHeJuI
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強勁嘅暴風將我、格格同佢細佬，以及其他斯比列特人嘅手腳、身軀、陽具統統吹到上天，不由自主咁飛散到東南西北。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli1giNTCAh
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我唔知自己啲手腳飛左去邊，淨係知個頭飛到好遠。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdJhFzE44s
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拋物嘅弧線由最高點，慢慢向住一間歐式小屋嘅屋企下墜。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9ySAhqeSv
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無睇錯嘅話，屋頂上都有一個分離嘅女仔人頭。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SWyo9SRkY
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隨即「咚」一聲，我個頭跌到落一間屋仔嘅屋頂，然後不自控咁向前碌。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML4sz9aLSm
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碌到我眼前一片天旋地轉，碌左大約兩個手位嘅距離，正好碌到嗰個女仔人頭嘅面前。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmkNyovFxt
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個女仔係正面面對住我，當我個頭由倒轉碌返上正面，咁啱就面對面，嘴對嘴咁錫左落去。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUZLiA89qK
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呢一錫就係我嘅初吻。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs99bwjqkT
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我嘅第一次插入俾左Cathy，而初吻居然俾左一個唔知叫咩名、個樣都未睇得清，兼只係得一個人頭嘅女仔。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXItmMFzTeA
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我feel到耳仔同塊面，仲有條頸都好熱，對方個唇卻好似棉花糖咁軟，錫落去好舒服。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8PC0QkL7T
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以前睇小說睇戲，最憎就係嗰啲老撚土嘅情節，一男一女唔知點解會無啦啦會kiss。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX2hKiiHxx
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估唔到嘅係，呢啲咁嘅情節最後會發生喺我嘅身上。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOETtSaJIMy
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不過我同呢個女仔嘅錫有啲唔同。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu8iO4Rvnc
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我地係兩個斷開嘅人頭錫埋一齊，而且錫左之後，個頭好難移得開。75Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSPKNSizGL
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所以喺呢刻，我同個女仔面對面、唇貼住唇，你眼望我眼，都唔知點算好？
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