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    Mia Flame
    Mia Flame
    Hey guys! I'm just somebody that does writing in my spare time. My love is with screenwriting, but that doesn't mean I won't randomly write a poem about something weird. (no joke. I wrote a poem about memorizing the alphabet.) If I'm not writing, I am thinking about writing. And when I'm not thinking about writing, you can find me in the garage roller skating. Unless Mom is reading this. In that case, I am doing my laundry that has been needed to be folded for the past week. My dream is to someday be the screenwriter and director of good, clean movies that share the Good News of Salvation and Jesus Christ. All feedback is appreciated so please don't hesitate to give it!

    Be kind and courageous!!

    -Mia Flame


    PCC pit stop. LU bound.


    Alright, I need to get back to folding the dishes and putting the fridge in the milk, but you go on ahead and explore my showcase. Have fun. Don't die. (And you might die. Careful when you click on the TBOFC. And the OOC. Gets a little crazy.)







    Eeeeewwww. You weird stalker! Why are you still reading?!

    But anyway, who is running hell why you are up here on earth?





    If you start a riot in the Flairs blog you will be blocked momentary till I feel nice again. #justiceforByrant



    Canon 19 <3


    Mood swings, guys. Watch out. They are my specialty. :)



    WARNING - I may or may not randomly start ranting about one of my stories I am working on. You have been warned. (specifically Flairs. Could talk for hours.)




    GUYS. CHILL. Someday Flairs will be finished...then we move to book 2. :)




    ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY AND WILL BE PUT INTO A STORY IM WORKING ON. So watch it.



    Seriously, though, why are you still reading. Freaking me out here, bro.



    I work at Chick-fil-A. So I'm done with people, alright? Y'all are mean.



    STOP READING YOURE SCARING ME



    So yeah. That's me. Now you can read my junk. There's a lot on here, I'm sorry. Good luck though.





    stop....please....
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Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.


And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

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Tired
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#14
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#12
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#10
Funeral
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#9
Raining
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Toilet Conundrum
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0 Comments
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487 Reads
0 Comments
#5
Stand Up
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530 Reads
0 Comments
#4
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533 Reads
0 Comments
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575 Reads
0 Comments
#2
Laundry Basket
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557 Reads
0 Comments
#1
Dead Mouse
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607 Reads
2 Comments

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