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    Mia Flame
    Mia Flame
    Hey guys! I'm just somebody that does writing in my spare time. My love is with screenwriting, but that doesn't mean I won't randomly write a poem about something weird. (no joke. I wrote a poem about memorizing the alphabet.) If I'm not writing, I am thinking about writing. And when I'm not thinking about writing, you can find me in the garage roller skating. Unless Mom is reading this. In that case, I am doing my laundry that has been needed to be folded for the past week. My dream is to someday be the screenwriter and director of good, clean movies that share the Good News of Salvation and Jesus Christ. All feedback is appreciated so please don't hesitate to give it!

    Be kind and courageous!!

    -Mia Flame


    PCC pit stop. LU bound.


    Alright, I need to get back to folding the dishes and putting the fridge in the milk, but you go on ahead and explore my showcase. Have fun. Don't die. (And you might die. Careful when you click on the TBOFC. And the OOC. Gets a little crazy.)







    Eeeeewwww. You weird stalker! Why are you still reading?!

    But anyway, who is running hell why you are up here on earth?





    If you start a riot in the Flairs blog you will be blocked momentary till I feel nice again. #justiceforByrant



    Canon 19 <3


    Mood swings, guys. Watch out. They are my specialty. :)



    WARNING - I may or may not randomly start ranting about one of my stories I am working on. You have been warned. (specifically Flairs. Could talk for hours.)




    GUYS. CHILL. Someday Flairs will be finished...then we move to book 2. :)




    ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY AND WILL BE PUT INTO A STORY IM WORKING ON. So watch it.



    Seriously, though, why are you still reading. Freaking me out here, bro.



    I work at Chick-fil-A. So I'm done with people, alright? Y'all are mean.



    STOP READING YOURE SCARING ME



    So yeah. That's me. Now you can read my junk. There's a lot on here, I'm sorry. Good luck though.





    stop....please....
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Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.


And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

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Dumpsters
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Whittle
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College Visit pt. 4
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College Visit pt. 2
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Cheese
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Unicorns
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#124
Just fix it
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Candy Canes
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Italian
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Cough drops
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Chickfila work pt. 3
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Chickfila work pt. 1
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Little brother moment
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#116
ChatGPT
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#115
Long story
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250 Reads
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#114
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Schoolmate randomness #6
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Family camp '23 #8
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Gyms
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#82
Explosions pt. 2
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Explosions pt. 1
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Minecraft
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Family two week vacation pt. 12
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George Washington
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Spiritual Warfare
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#56
Holy Spirit
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#55
Equal Stupidity
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#54
Diabetes
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2 Comments
#53
Scroll
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Combustible
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#51
Indiana
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2 Comments
#50
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3 Comments
#49
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350 Reads
1 Comment
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Poultry
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0 Comments
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New Years
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0 Comments
#44
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3 Comments
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Volleyball
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2 Comments
#42
Chocolate
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288 Reads
0 Comments
#41
Slinky
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291 Reads
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#40
Christmas
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318 Reads
38 Comments
#39
Golf Balls
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One Direction
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276 Reads
0 Comments
#37
Shut up
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Tomorrow
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238 Reads
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#35
Innocence
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0 Comments
#34
Intelligence
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268 Reads
0 Comments
#33
Beef Jerky
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273 Reads
0 Comments
#32
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2 Comments
#31
Bowtie
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271 Reads
2 Comments
#30
Standards
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276 Reads
0 Comments
#29
Love at First Sight
7 Likes
293 Reads
3 Comments
#28
Kelly Clarkson
6 Likes
273 Reads
1 Comment
#27
Green Team
6 Likes
265 Reads
2 Comments
#26
Pencil
7 Likes
249 Reads
1 Comment
#25
Penguins
6 Likes
240 Reads
0 Comments
#24
Prickly Bush
7 Likes
262 Reads
6 Comments
#23
Armpit
6 Likes
266 Reads
0 Comments
#22
Super Smash Bros
7 Likes
297 Reads
0 Comments
#21
Eight Pack
6 Likes
301 Reads
2 Comments
#20
Holocaust
7 Likes
464 Reads
8 Comments
#19
Earwax
6 Likes
280 Reads
0 Comments
#18
I'm blind
7 Likes
268 Reads
1 Comment
#17
March Madness
8 Likes
249 Reads
2 Comments
#16
Mower Manual
8 Likes
249 Reads
0 Comments
#15
Tired
7 Likes
268 Reads
2 Comments
#14
Bored
6 Likes
256 Reads
7 Comments
#13
Soccer players
7 Likes
235 Reads
0 Comments
#12
Caillou
7 Likes
228 Reads
0 Comments
#11
Spent in Thought
7 Likes
258 Reads
2 Comments
#10
Funeral
6 Likes
262 Reads
0 Comments
#9
Raining
8 Likes
269 Reads
0 Comments
#8
Toilet Conundrum
5 Likes
244 Reads
1 Comment
#7
Marry Your Wife
7 Likes
231 Reads
0 Comments
#6
Peanut Butter
7 Likes
239 Reads
0 Comments
#5
Stand Up
6 Likes
257 Reads
0 Comments
#4
Quadriplegic
6 Likes
244 Reads
0 Comments
#3
Knowledge vs. Wisdom
7 Likes
301 Reads
0 Comments
#2
Laundry Basket
7 Likes
291 Reads
0 Comments
#1
Dead Mouse
7 Likes
324 Reads
2 Comments

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