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No Plagiarism!Y1lDz9U2hKMSgwTDStITposted on PENANA 某日,龔天成上網課時候,遇到一件十分好笑的事情。8964 copyright protection142PENANABYS9EVGry0 維尼
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龔天成躺在床上,戴上耳機,雙手拿著Ipad,屏幕上顯示著一位光頭教授。8964 copyright protection142PENANAev8bt1GYBR 維尼
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「Today our lecture is about marketing strategy...(今天我們課堂將會說有關市場策略......)」教授用著港式口音的英語講解課本。8964 copyright protection142PENANApPqh074RZw 維尼
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課堂上到一半時,不知道哪位同學沒關麥,忽然傳出一些不可描述的聲音。8964 copyright protection142PENANAWymCJXNJco 維尼
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教授不耐煩地說:「同學要看A片麻煩關麥,還有別讓我們知道,謝謝!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAL8y4JFYouU 維尼
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那位不知名的同學驚恐地說了一聲:「Oh shit!」然後關麥。8964 copyright protection142PENANAQvlFCxw9RL 維尼
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龔天成趴在床上哈哈大笑,全身不斷打滾,結果不小心開啓了麥克風......8964 copyright protection142PENANA6SpEBFONG1 維尼
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「啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我啦!!!」146Please respect copyright.PENANA1SRTfelPln
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教授:「龔天成同學,笑得那麽開心,第一題你來回答。」8964 copyright protection142PENANATRjnEr7iku 維尼
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龔天成大驚,瞬間面紅耳赤,心想:「糟啦!!!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAmopxqAOHF8 維尼
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「對不起啊教授!我不是故意的啦!」他立刻關上麥克風,但尷尬感還是遲遲未散。8964 copyright protection142PENANAf0QL4bRvcn 維尼
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教授還沒打算放過他:「現在叫你回答問題,不是叫你關麥,來嘗試一下吧,年輕人不要怕失敗!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAQfyJVp7aO7 維尼
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龔天成開啓麥克風:「額,我想這一題應該是A吧,市場指的是買家,對吧?」8964 copyright protection142PENANAMFwGUhUPEb 維尼
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教授對鏡頭舉起拇指:「回答正確,你看,多簡單,不用怕的哦!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAvQlAIOSOra 維尼
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龔天成關上麥克風後鬆了一口氣。8964 copyright protection142PENANAC0W9hi9b2K 維尼
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當日晚上十點。8964 copyright protection142PENANApd6bP9J5DA 維尼
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龔天成躺在床上,打開手機,跟溫羽澤打字聊天。8964 copyright protection142PENANALGIasOY6HE 維尼
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溫羽澤那邊屬於早上七點,他正坐在學校飯堂吃早餐。8964 copyright protection142PENANAOZP8CHXuuN 維尼
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溫羽澤先發了一張飯堂自助餐的照片,他餐盤裏面有炒蛋、火腿、熱香餅、沙拉等,旁邊放了一杯美式咖啡,非常豐富。8964 copyright protection142PENANA9C1VhGQ359 維尼
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龔天成:「阿澤你天天吃這些不厭嗎?」8964 copyright protection142PENANAm7kSAQ9vUs 維尼
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溫羽澤:「天天不同的哦,而且美國是多文化國家,除了西餐之外,也會有中餐,饅頭、菜肉包、豆漿油條也有,但那些我昨天吃過了。」8964 copyright protection142PENANAVSCuoBgxK1 維尼
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龔天成:「我還是最喜歡港式早餐。」8964 copyright protection142PENANATZOQMM09Yg 維尼
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溫羽澤:「天天吃公仔麵(泡麵)也是不健康啦!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAGAfhrMzZRO 維尼
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龔天成:「港式早餐不止公仔麵哦,健康一點的話,可以吃通心粉,粥也可以。」8964 copyright protection142PENANAV4p1Fg6ko3 維尼
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接著,龔天成繼續發:「話説今天上課發生了一件很搞笑的事情。」8964 copyright protection142PENANAt5wnblSE5t 維尼
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溫羽澤:「什麽事情?」8964 copyright protection142PENANAZ0GiQIRAjG 維尼
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龔天成:「今天上網課時候,有個人看A片忘了關麥,結果全部人都聽見哈哈哈哈哈!」8964 copyright protection142PENANABPIBTiEwLF 維尼
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溫羽澤笑得直接噴牛奶,噴到手機屏幕上:「哎呀!」他連忙拿起紙巾擦乾手機,幸好沒壞掉。146Please respect copyright.PENANAePGwsN3y7U
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溫羽澤發給龔天成:「哈哈哈哈哈哈!剛剛我不小心噴奶,噴得整個手機都是!」8964 copyright protection142PENANA763EtC7G5C 維尼
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龔天成:「哈哈哈哈手機沒壞就好。」8964 copyright protection142PENANAebhE8jynHJ 維尼
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龔天成:「但我更尷尬,我哈哈大笑時候不小心開麥,結果教授直接點名讓我回答問題,幸好回答正確,但還是很尷尬。」8964 copyright protection142PENANATudDiID3mj 維尼
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溫羽澤:「不愧是老龔,以前高中時候就經常出醜。」8964 copyright protection142PENANAqgH2vf9YaM 維尼
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龔天成忽然想起高中的各種尷尬時刻:「屌,又夠尷尬的,別提了!」8964 copyright protection142PENANAIxqE2gKnQH 維尼
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溫羽澤:「哈哈哈哈哈!我差不多吃完了,等等還要上課,晚安老龔!」明明他那邊是早上,但溫羽澤知道龔天成這邊是晚上。8964 copyright protection142PENANAI5GrSu09Pm 維尼
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龔天成:「嗯嗯,晚安阿澤,上課加油!」8964 copyright protection142PENANALwyU3fAjPz 維尼
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由於時差的問題,兩人聊天時間只能是早上還有晚上睡覺前。8964 copyright protection142PENANA5vqU7Y8L66 維尼
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不過......至少可以聯絡,兩人不會因此太孤單。8964 copyright protection142PENANAOobfGWmxyX 維尼
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