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「從她的工作背景(空氣淨化產品相關)和你對她的化名「涼玖」的暗示來看,她可能是從事某類銷售、直銷甚至多層次傳銷(MLM)相關的行業,而她的熱情接近,很可能是為了將你拉進她的圈子。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAdPhngCXvlW
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「她的職業描述「空氣淨化產品相關,詳情較複雜,一時難以解釋」,這種模糊的說法也很符合某些銷售或直銷行業的特點。他們往往會用一些高大上的詞彙來包裝自己的工作,但實際上可能是拉人頭或推銷產品。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAGBYHsWMMsm
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「當她邀請你星期日到銅鑼灣見面時,你已經隱約感到有些不對勁,因為正常的工作面試很少會安排在星期日。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAK2X2t7yR3y
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「這一情節,對於熟悉某些直銷套路的人來說,可能已經不難猜到結果:她很可能是想帶你參加某個推銷會議,或者直接向你推銷產品,甚至試圖拉你入會成為下線。」38Please respect copyright.PENANApDxHWHDatH
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的確,這次ChatGPT居然神級全中。38Please respect copyright.PENANA3FAfxQbszx
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涼玖帶我到亮碧思。38Please respect copyright.PENANA51LyIKXDmX
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涼玖者,亮狗也。38Please respect copyright.PENANA1dwkCSD904
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之後的事,不用說太多了。這「名店」多年來的威水史,網上已如恆河沙數。38Please respect copyright.PENANA19uW545vn2
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涼玖自稱在這「平台」「發展」到「月入過10萬」(2006年!),但我尚未「加盟」,不能給我看牠的「出糧」紀錄。38Please respect copyright.PENANADbwqWC4f7A
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我雖然極懷疑,如果這裡真是任何人士、連低學歷基層工人也適合「加盟」,然後也可「發展」至「月入過10萬」、「進駐九肚山」,那為何不見全港數百萬人也前仆後繼地衝過來「加盟」?誰還去做基層工種?但不想完全否定。因為否定牠所說的,等同否定這個「朋友」,我從來是多麼珍惜僅有的朋友 ( 謎之音:你仲當呢條粉腸係「朋友」?死毒撚宅男,係咪發女寒發到咁痴撚線呀?傻的嗎?唔死都冇撚用呀!)。38Please respect copyright.PENANAy3l74rMrm9
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我盡量觀察,這裡的傢伙,用的手機,看似都是一般貨色,不是甚麼旗艦機王(那時的手機,還有一定外觀差異)。服飾打扮,毒撚不太懂,但看似很一般,至少不見有甚麼珠寶首飾名貴手袋、「撈」甚麼的。38Please respect copyright.PENANAY0H3OZIZAU
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又想到,牠既然「月入過10萬」,為何那晚在上水,還要費時找小巴?是我就立即上的士了。38Please respect copyright.PENANALYv9BSjrQX
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我很不濟很沒用,浪費了數小時,掉了數百港元的「講座廢」和「加盟廢」,還影印了身份證給牠(有趣的是,牠「月入過10萬」,又這麼為我這「朋友」「設想」,居然要拿我的八達通,去付這幾毫影印廢)。「約定」數天後,出席講座,及繳付剩餘的5千多元「買貨體驗」。終懷著滿肚問號和迷妄,離開傳銷竇。38Please respect copyright.PENANAbVzqvKmPbj
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回家途中,那時還沒手機上網,我不斷想,剛才所聽,那些如同科幻小說的天花亂墜,是真的嗎?是否這地鐵車廂內任何一條沙甸魚,只要到那裡「加盟」,也可以脫離沙甸魚行列呢?甚至如那些傢伙所說,進駐九肚山?38Please respect copyright.PENANA9nsMdlig0O
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回到寒舍,開電腦,Google那大名,嗯?啊?原來、這般、如此 。38Please respect copyright.PENANAGrP4ROTino
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現型了。38Please respect copyright.PENANAOcOHO9cmLE
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我在上水小巴內的設想,原來某程度上沒錯,牠主動接近我,真是為了帶我到「教會」。38Please respect copyright.PENANAQyBcNKjhxq
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只是不是我想像的「教會」。38Please respect copyright.PENANARcQHbIOC9F
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原定講座當天,涼玖當然打來,我隨便編個籍口放飛機,收線。38Please respect copyright.PENANAspDRc7ky4E
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牠也再沒纏擾(對牠來說,可能只是家常便飯的第N次釣水魚失敗,不如快快釣下條水魚更好,不知那個月牠還了財仔未?),被影印了身份證,也沒手尾跟。以損失數小時及數百港元作結此事,再沒下文,不幸中大幸。38Please respect copyright.PENANAtyrypB6xKW
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係咪好好笑呢?以為有女自動獻身,點知係被「人」當水魚。就連AI都估得中,有女埋你身?當你水魚咋!38Please respect copyright.PENANAX1xlmJo5hx
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以為一晚連識兩女,點知係連中兩伏,一撞撞兩件Kam嘢,先被個肥妹伏件弱智,再被件弱智伏件傳銷亮狗。38Please respect copyright.PENANAJzreCr2TFF
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到底我前世做錯了甚麼?38Please respect copyright.PENANA7F7JxBIfNU
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到底我在走甚麼惡運?38Please respect copyright.PENANAHPput4PAmw
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已經數不清第幾次的冥冥之中天命明確信號,我是毫無桃花運毫無女人緣。38Please respect copyright.PENANAyBdqsBiVl7
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我的惡運、我的唏噓,何年何月止? 38Please respect copyright.PENANAOA4RnANn7d