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2007年聖誕夜抄牌後,意外地,慧琳非常主動熱情,甚於天娜百倍,簡直是猴擒。50Please respect copyright.PENANAw0PbWIFral
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認不認識80年代經典日本愛情漫《橙路》?那時慧琳對我,和《橙路》中檜山光對春日恭介沒兩樣。 而天娜,當然是鮎川圓了(更湊巧的是,鮎川圓和天娜,也是同一天生日的!而《橙路》漫畫唯一有提及鮎川圓生日,是她1986年17歲的生日,這天,剛好又是天娜出生)。50Please respect copyright.PENANAa4n7YclSok
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慧琳是本劣作中罕見的單身女,明顯是渴望拍拖渴望到發燒,但奇的是,她不是沒拍過,還拍過最少4次。50Please respect copyright.PENANAbTqE86vST7
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她時年22,居天水圍,下有兩弟,三姐弟相距各6年。小她12年的小弟,當時當然是小學生。至於小她6年的大弟嘛?厲害了,當時是應屆會考生,2020年起,是區議員兼當區區議會副主席,也是少數能完成該屆任期的末代泛民區議員(哪區就不說了,請勿起底)。50Please respect copyright.PENANAUvOyMR2hUs
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慧琳的「職業」,是每天接送那個10歲的小弟,由天水圍往返荃灣上學放學。不知是否因過於空閒,密密打給我煲電話粥(「煲電話粥」為何物?知道的你,已不年輕了)。50Please respect copyright.PENANAb3M2XKR0PM
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我打算那(2008)年秋天,北京奧運過後,就去北京旅遊。她說剛在2007年去過北京(那年去北京,看裝修工程嗎?),很喜歡那裡,想再去,「等我儲錢,我哋一齊去吖」。50Please respect copyright.PENANANRnnuXCdOs
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你沒上班,怎儲錢?你爸給你很多零用錢?50Please respect copyright.PENANAbpo6QitO1i
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但無論如何,這是我這一生,首次有人(還要是女孩)提出要和我離港旅遊(不計天娜那次澳門一天遊,其實和留港離島遊沒大分別),幻想總也有一點點的。50Please respect copyright.PENANADm1o45q6H6
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據肥妹說,慧琳還向她查問,我喜歡甚麼類型女孩、喜歡甚麼類型食物,「話」2月情人節時,要造我喜歡的食物送我………雖然此後不了了之,但始終在2008年2月,送了手作情人節朱古力給我,也是我這一生,首次,也是唯二收到的情人節禮物(另一份,也是她送的......)。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuxHZmVfBwq
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2008年2月8日年初二,天娜說去看《長江7號》,我沒興趣,就算了。碰巧肥妹邀約我到西九圓方海旁看煙花。50Please respect copyright.PENANAuwShYTEN6K
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前往圓方途中,慧琳來電:「Hello,有冇掛著我呀」。50Please respect copyright.PENANAiDMYvmyVwf
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我不記得怎樣回應了,只記得向她提及,正和肥妹去看煙花。她立即表現興奮,說要同來。之後3人會面,她的肉麻猴擒說話少不了……50Please respect copyright.PENANADuIODq686k
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當時話題,離不開「奇拿」大派希哥閃卡,但她們對這話題,好像沒興趣、甚至好像不太知道是甚麼事(?!)。50Please respect copyright.PENANAtPuZp2a6Rj
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有位鍾姓網民(和我同年紀,所以我感覺很深),因為網上轉發閃卡,被「有痔者是竟成」抓去未審先坐花廳8星期,在獄中渡歲,引起公憤。兩個「翌天」(猜猜是甚麼意思),2月10日年初四,有遊行示威抗議。我想找她們一起參加,她們不知真傻還是扮慒,好像聽不明白我說甚麼(?!),不明白為何要遊行。50Please respect copyright.PENANAJIydhiEg1H
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扮純情?50Please respect copyright.PENANAaAG6fgCmWL
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閃卡,我不相信她們沒看過,尤其相當留意娛樂圈的慧琳。50Please respect copyright.PENANAxjvdCLoHsL
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慧琳勁迷何韻詩(甚至曾登上何的座駕,作兩人合照),第二迷容祖兒:「阿詩唔會咁既,係入英X嗰D至壞咋嘛.....」,她是否忘了其第二偶像容祖兒,正是X皇的?50Please respect copyright.PENANAdfl4cdkLoT
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看完煙花後,各自歸家。臨行時,我隨口說了句有點頭痛,想快點回家睡覺。回到家後,隨即收到慧琳的來電慰問。50Please respect copyright.PENANAnRyXJhL4i4
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此刻,我有一點感動。50Please respect copyright.PENANA5wS0E0o0qK
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奈何,我仍然為,拍拖戀愛對我來說,是太進階。自1998年秋,把那些事從人生願望清單移除後(第3.2章),至當時(2008年初)已長達近10年了,從未遇上傳說中的「好女仔」,去打破我「拍拖很辛苦很大壓力」的想法。對此,我已很根深蒂固。50Please respect copyright.PENANA3MBFMWVeJ9
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加上,她滿口也是阿詩祖兒阿詩祖兒阿詩祖兒阿詩祖兒…… MSN的名字和狀態,也滿是甚麼「祖B襯花菇」、「甜美詩兒」、「詩詩兒兒孖公仔啊」......之類,我認為太幼稚了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAGa4w1noSDp
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而且,和這些瘋狂追星女拍拖,你永遠不能在她心中佔第一位----202x年的鏡粉「前夫」朋友們,你們好嗎?I know that feel bro.50Please respect copyright.PENANAeFY3LOaDQA
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題外話,這些又幾時見有相反例子?幾時見港男會對女星如此痴痴迷迷,說自己娶了某女星、說女友/老婆是「前妻」?追星,可謂除模型、遊戲機 vs 手袋外,又一「只許港女放火,不准港男點燈」的例子。這就是港式兩性關係。50Please respect copyright.PENANAoKrfUxoieC
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再題外話,何韻詩出道以來,一直有傳是SheShe,何一直不承認也不否認(直到2012年中出櫃),而慧琳一直堅信「阿詩係直架」。50Please respect copyright.PENANAMslSpmYFpt
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所以,後來慧琳討厭了容祖兒,因為容的存在,令大家「誤會」何是SheShe。50Please respect copyright.PENANAndf6YhB3KF
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跟著不知為何,以劉浩龍作為她的第二偶像。當然,劉容戀被廣泛報導後,她連劉也討厭了。50Please respect copyright.PENANAue1Lm0hBxa
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跟著又不知為何,又找了個蕭敬騰來迷......50Please respect copyright.PENANADzI1DCJIDC
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後來,慧琳又約我到旺角逛街,期間陪她到信和中心樓上店買了些手作材料,和吃了個午膳。50Please respect copyright.PENANAKW8oU2dtjh
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碰巧我有點胃口不好,那餐又在美食廣場吃,所以只有她去買她自己吃的,我沒買沒吃。50Please respect copyright.PENANAlGc5KQW3hN
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但多年後才知,這卻讓她誤會,以為我不想和她來往。50Please respect copyright.PENANAxsIusnoo7c
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為何多年後才知?就是較長遠的故事了,請耐心追看,這第7章,還長的是。50Please respect copyright.PENANAIeyZdnWbFc
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無論如何,繼天娜後,又多一個她,這對我而言,是非常難得。而且相比以往那些:推三推四(但轉頭就毫不避忌地說和其他朋友去玩)、弱智、傳銷,還有明明是廿多歲少女,卻擁有中年職安真漢子外表的奇人異士……今次這個慧琳,我不敢說絕對無伏,但至少絕非大伏?50Please respect copyright.PENANA0LnyGLouty
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這時,我一度又回復了少許自信,就像2003年中,在那短期課程結識康雯;2006年元旦,一晚連識兩女般。50Please respect copyright.PENANADtkwUFGWNG
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然而,那兩次也是甚麼下場?50Please respect copyright.PENANA6QXlxb6Z7F
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冥冥之中的天命,哪會給我好過?哪會容許我有丁點自信?50Please respect copyright.PENANAKLrbkQA33W