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我就是這麼的意義不明（你
好啦、為了怕有人以為這是無果的戀情（喂）
我還是解釋一下！
鳴人的20點也有假的，佐助的第20點也包括在「裡面」，所以到底誰說的話才是真才是假，只能自由判斷，你甚至能說佐助第20點是騙人的（表示上述通通都是真心話）也行。
然後如果真的很怕自己代入不好的視角，請將他們想像成兩情相悅，又剛好愚人節，所以用這種方式試探彼此吧！（壞
這個在答案中埋地雷讓你分不清真假的梗，來自於我某位親友。2333
愚人節快樂！！(<ゝω・)
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