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#3 正面迎擊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKLomhVXER
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「在此宣布，幸福小隊CASE64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yhc3blzEI
#2第一情蒐戰後檢討，暨第二突襲戰前會議，開始！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqgnoUGm34
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星期一放學後，喬依絲再次找來易陽、砅玥、及弱水，在馮菈賽堤集會。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOONaBSWTD
與之前相同的會議室擺設，易陽、砅玥、弱水，三人底下排排坐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZTYxB27N0
「進入正題之前，先檢討上一次任務的得失。」喬依絲依然正經，繼續說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ3PR1rDNL
「上次任務的成功，最大的功勞首推弱水。整體任務完成度百分之七十一，其中64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCBgqFwnSf
弱水貢獻了百分之五十六點二五，記大功一隻，列入功過簿的正式記錄中。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjTwZtmgyI
「謝謝大姐姐！」弱水笑得開心。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKAL2Xc3Ss
「再來，砅玥在掩護及管制易陽這方面做得很好，記小功一隻，列入功過簿。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOLwiV4IHF
「耶，耶！」砅玥似乎也很融入，玩得盡興。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3j4yr74Cy
「最後是易陽，成事不足，敗事有餘。但念在未鑄大錯，只撤銷先前口頭獎勵以64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zZFYLa08J
示懲戒。以上。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSHcwUZEum
易陽心想口頭獎勵什麼的誰記得啊？總之似乎沒事就好，管他的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIgZN4lUZG
「奉茶。」女帝命令。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYewBdOiyv7
易陽聞言，也不情願，蹣跚地起身走到旁邊置茶水果食的餐?，操持起身為女僕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekywHmJC9X
的本份工作。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlo1B3hoYL
喬依絲站在前面的講台旁，身後原本似是晶粉如塵浮游的黑幕，漸漸明亮，慢慢64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszYV5H9a0j
成像。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHths5aYKX
影像上的是曲同恭的資料，文字、立體投影的人像、似是跟拍的照片、區域地圖64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiOxyOiKPc
、與地圖上某處一棟立體成像的大樓模型。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlXpK2g5Uc
「在我開始講解之前，各位先稍微看一下。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V3wM3miTw
喬依絲等著易陽動作，也不浪費時間，個性十分講究效率。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Se9fp4to
易陽推上餐車，順序為喬依絲、砅玥、及弱水奉上了茶點，再自己拿了一份，最64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcrBylf6vk
後坐下。十足的訓練有素，知天認命。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENESio9Knm
「易陽葛格，你放的茶杯擋到我的位置了，這樣我要怎麼樣做筆記呢？」弱水小64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFInU6SuWL
抱怨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ37eywUPe
易陽隱忍男子漢的眼淚，起身為弱水擺放好適當位置，再撫著心靈的創傷默默坐64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzdS7cPGPT
下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDbam9VQ02
「好。現在開始進入正題。」喬依絲小啜一口熱茶，覺得還是砅玥泡的好，續道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE67zFLwDic
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85epuH0ykd
「我們情蒐的工作已有初步的成果，不過，資料的質與量仍不足以用來擬訂最終64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3FsrI5sQJ
的計畫。所以我決定繼續搜集情報，並且，是以正面突破的方式！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6JBF2pU8s
「請各位看一下影像上的這棟大樓。集合式住宅社區大廈，冬天大樓，Ｅ棟。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmEOtsIpxi
因為整幅影像十分龐大，喬依絲飄浮飛近所要示意的大樓模型旁，指了一處續道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53jIhS1sqK
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2THfYEMNay
「十三樓，之十。曲同恭就住在這。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjmUD1GYXG
一張張圖片輪番在模型旁顯示，都是該公寓從外部各角度拍攝的照片。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijbHkdDzmy
「ˊㄟ……!?她不是住宿舍嗎？」易陽不禁問道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtJcb1ZSLw
「也住宿舍。」喬回道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWqEX9M7KW
「那這是……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu43juWiIys
「曲同恭所租的公寓。根據我目前所得到的情報，她從進入目前學校的同時，就64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiUrxK2DM3
租了這個公寓。平時放學後就到這裡，假日也是，並且在晚上十二點時回到學校宿舍64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidY5mCe98Q
。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZsLQzMufs
「真奇怪？她租這公寓做什麼呢？」砅玥問。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe47FzOxntz
「穿上一些奇奇怪怪的衣服，拍拍照片，自言自語，畫畫漫畫，基本上是如此。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3cgl2pYCA
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCWAzWirJx
砅玥突然想起了上次弱水那張畫像，心想不會吧!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkbIrlfAGn
「畫漫畫!?難道她!?」砅玥驚疑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPUYd64hrG
「我不清楚妳的難道所指為何，不過呢，她是個漫畫家，筆名小夜曲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevne34BKuM
小夜曲!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrjXYMadYt
「是是綠島小夜曲嗎？」弱水天真地問，還唱了起來：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwkwIgW6Du
「這綠島像根香蕉，在果汁機裡搖啊搖……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO406ubM0tO
這時砅玥跟易陽早就下巴掉地板上，承受著排山倒海而來，巨烈無比的衝擊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8QSCAGIyg
「妳……妳、妳、為什麼不早說!?」易陽憋很久了，抓到機會嘶吼發洩一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmdcJP3wF2
「妳、妳妳為什麼要代替妳爺爺！」砅玥已瀕臨理智崩潰的邊緣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXChG1ns90y
「這有什麼好大驚小怪的。」喬依絲淡然地喝了口茶，續道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPikZzlMnxf
「沒說是因為不重要，曲同恭這人幸福的秘密或許跟畫漫晝有關，不過呢，我觀64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwQ4gAMP20
察到她平時也畫，在學校也畫，雖說數值有高於一般，但並未出現特別異常的反應。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwya7BCoJzc
所以，我便暫時將作畫排除在重要情資之外。然而呢，畫畫做為幸福關鍵的可能性也64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT1eVzPrhM
不是沒有，這是接下來我決定要正面突破直接迎敵的原因之一。直搗黃龍，攻入異常64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGfxopSH4u
數值的發生源，親自近距離接觸觀察，一次釐清所有疑點。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C3A7T8DUd
易陽終於搞懂了一點，自己根本沒必要吃驚，對小夜曲並沒到本命的地步。收拾64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJIGWGWUD
起心情，反而覺得這是個機會，盤算著是否該打個水果報的檢舉專線，看能不能拿些64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFD1mKjduG
獎金。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzttIjkWrGr
砅玥則腦袋一片混亂，身為小夜曲老師的忠實超級大粉絲，眼前突如其來的事實64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrzBpj4ltF
紛至沓來、紛亂錯雜，自己一時間理也理不清。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FKixbbnF7
「那麼，諸君既已被告知了基本的資訊，接下來我們即將直搗敵營，殺個措手不64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vSAdmOLFm
及。我在此宣布，幸福小隊，第二突襲大作戰，開始！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmss2JZT3U
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第二突襲大作戰！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuTl0SpgCH
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDtkbky2fz
叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮、、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1vnOEy8il
、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviBAC2p7aL
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星期一的晚上，約六點鐘。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiIh5zG832
喬依絲帶著幸福小隊的成員們，來到了冬天大樓Ｅ棟十三樓之十，曲同恭的住處64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx3YfXvfTo
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDUBEJV6J3
易陽受意叫門，小屁孩惡作劇式的猛按狂按著電鈴，隨即換來門內一陣厲聲責罵64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsLhOKNnn5
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAtFjmnP0z
「又是那個死小孩啊！連按鈴等門的教養都沒有！去死！」一個聽起來中性的女64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LKFxxezlh
聲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRknKGYVXn
砅玥瞪了易陽一眼，心想再怎麼說也是小夜曲老師，怎能如此無禮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2p1zp1Wf7
「真是沒教養的牛！」砅玥推開了易陽，說道：「我來！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySi47C7uxs
砅玥按了下鈴，一臉微笑，等在門的窺孔前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid5t0BUtMW
隱約聽得見屋內的動作聲響，沒多久，門上的窺孔暗了一下，接著門便開?。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LNbBbBMfM
「請問您有何貴幹？」曲同恭一襲女僕裝扮，笑容有練過，十分溫柔和善地問道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOMGVdUKhT
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeXDCemVcG
「請、請……請問，小小小夜曲老師在、在嗎？……我我們想想想找她。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC0oFHVKpi
砅玥見到最喜歡的漫畫家就活生生在自己眼前，竟然慌亂得連一句話都說不好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIvLJPUyIG
易陽不停地竊笑，在一旁偷偷模仿砅玥結巴的模樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT2JMTQukF
女僕裝扮的曲同恭仍是一掛不變的笑容，也不說話，眼神游移在砅玥以其身後一64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ82sHLKZNR
行人身上，似是在打量著些什麼。接著回了話：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgeEKfcBP0
「很抱歉，這裡沒有你們要找的人，不好意思讓各位白跑一趟，請回。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkf7RAYUQ5
隨即關上了門，門後又是一陣悉悉邃邃的聲音。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbse3cT7VFd
砅玥、易陽、弱水三人面面相覷。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DF2OGqVgX
喬依絲若有所思，亦似有所得，對隊員們說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfW4SGDC03
「先撤退。回去換裝之後再來。走吧。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFVej71306
「等等！」易陽喊住喬依絲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyf3mwoThW
「要我等就給個好理由，若無理的話，後果自行負責。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj6rHZzhzs
易陽無奈，但仍不得不說，於是繼續問了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvqNHl5f5m
「喬依絲大人，您剛說這換裝，是什麼意思呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SKJHzD08N
「換衣服的意思。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwayJEZuhx
「換什麼衣服呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6StoRRf5t
「你說呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9avyKNG9J
「能不說嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcMSLrgOh2
「能不說，但不能不換！少那麼多廢話。走吧。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx7GWRInKA
說完，喬依絲便領著大家走向通往樓頂天台的門，在這之前對曲同恭的調查過程64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfK96NsXjb
中，就已設置過連接馮菈賽堤的通道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsHD8pxNu0
易陽無奈地跟著，砅玥則還未換裝就紅了臉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqD7xVO5UB
弱水嘟著小嘴，心想又要涼涼的、癢癢的了。但是大姐姐的話，弱水一定聽。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg4tCSZC5Q
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第三迎敵大作戰！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsTpLCqyF6
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叮咚！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgK8JBUoEu
易陽一身女僕裝扮，自動進入勤儉持家、處世圓滑模式，學砅玥的方式，按鈴等64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEiGwF2UEA
著門。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzMdSxzDdq
門內依舊是一陣悉邃聲過後，厚重的門扉，打開了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl5irtVMjJ
「我們……」易陽才要開口。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfm3apwQG7
「不用說了，請進請進！」同樣女僕裝扮的曲同恭，簡稱女僕曲，如此說道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXVvuVSnYM
女僕曲突然態度三百六十六度轉變，易陽一頭霧水，但既然說了，自然就要進屋64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AccQRJF7q
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHWMgBAZde
只是他才剛跨出一步，女僕曲卻突來一句斥喝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RkTte3ojo
「無禮！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItFbht9zN2
易陽楞住，啊現在到底是怎樣？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKowUOOe2mT
「身為侍僕怎麼可以先於主人而行呢!?」女僕曲一臉不可置信。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsr2RQPuiH
易陽挑了挑眉，啊，是這樣啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3uYGeanRb
沒想到在這個講究人權的時代，竟然還真的有人對此甘之如飴。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5iL5fszX1
不過也沒辦法，自己的小命在喬依絲手上，來就來，誰怕誰啊!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LWv2SXxkj
易陽整了整喉，調正了自己的姿態，三百年來在喬依絲訓練下的成果，就要派上64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkYySEEehm
用場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vf9AczxwE
「喬依絲大人，請。砅玥大人，請。弱水大人，請。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcBGXOgxMD
易陽微微躬身，等喬依絲她們一個個都進了屋，這才隨侍入內。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbTqgmxY69
女僕曲於最前頭帶領喬依絲一行人，在一進屋右邊?房吧台前的一張餐桌坐下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sqsRxZw8p
沒有易陽的位置，誰叫他是個僕人，還是個女僕。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPtTSIL0zG
易陽微笑著，態度姿態皆無可挑剔。只是心裡頭斬豬頭和著血淚起誓，吳王，你64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGpszAukAK
等著，我戰場上千千萬萬男子漢的尊嚴，這仇總有一天要報！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiDEWFuoko
女僕曲迅速且有禮的在喬依絲、砅玥、及弱水面前順序擺上了伯爵茶、抹茶、以64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcTUc1qAqs
及養多多。再為喬依絲備上檸檬片與奶精，並給了弱水一根吸管。茶具杯盤各別講究64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBA290LgYD
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQa67lZee0
隨之再送上盤盤精緻的茶點，三明治、松餅、牛油及果醬、牛角麵包、巧克力幕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡock26RYjSz
斯、布丁、水果塔、和果子、鯛魚燒、大福、團子、羊羹，以及壞壞。滿滿一桌美食64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZXBQej1HR
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMq1TSCOTw
易陽看得目瞪口呆，半?說不出話來，心想這傢伙簡直快跟喬依絲一樣神了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe2UXmM7uK
想吃沒得吃，易陽還是微笑，心裡錯幹辣椒，只能百無聊賴地觀看屋內擺設。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp1m3S2vFh
一層原本看似至少三房二廳二浴?的公寓，卻在不影響主結構的情況下將所有隔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MgVMYyUJY
間全部打通，只留一間浴?仍有隱私。從門進屋左右二面牆三扇窗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfhut5qmXO
大概分成幾處功能不同的區域，?房餐廳、客廳、工作區、衣物區。還有一處寬64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj8FzHFN1d
敞、只擺了一張歐式貴妃椅的地方。各區基本上用些屏風或櫃子之類的物品做為區隔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggg8pHYqAf
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla3J0qLXxK
鏡子，各式各樣的鏡子擺滿屋內，最顯眼的大概就是立於貴妃椅那區域的一根鏡64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTRNYA3fuz
柱。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iLN5AIoay
易陽沒見過這樣的公寓格局，若是住商混合的就算了，曲同恭租的可是住宅大樓64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYjACk54Es
，要是被房東看到一定氣到一個不行，絕對其中有一人要被弄到不行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfwfSwc2ym
「那麼，請各位貴客慢慢享用。我這就去請小夜曲老師出來。請稍候片刻。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsrONFrH6s
女僕曲說完行了個禮，便走向擺置一堆衣服的地方。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMITkzVRj0b
二話不說，就要脫衣換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz1V23T8dQ
砅玥的位置正對著正在更衣的曲同恭，早已羞得將頭低得不能再低。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9a36PVm3Q
弱水睜著圓眼，沒事人一樣直直盯，小腦袋想著那個姐姐在做什麼？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEysnjSKKxT
易陽則覺得機不可失，這可是搞清楚那傢伙的生理結構的大好良機。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEHJ4DVrem
「易陽。」背對著曲同恭的喬依絲仍舊一派自然，對易陽喚了一聲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48KZejYdOX
易陽不理。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtnZ63FFib
「讓你轉過頭來！有人這麼盯著女生換衣服的嗎!?」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WU9eWF61s
易陽這才心不甘情不願的將視線移開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc3weNcAZe
過沒多久，曲同恭換好了衣服，一身精明幹練的OL打扮，配上一副很犀利的眼鏡64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2MtMYFrcg
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6pS8eWpeu
「各位好，我聽說了，你們要找小夜曲老師是嗎？」曲同恭問道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl39dl6dZGR
易陽瞧著眼前的曲同恭，覺得他換完衣服之後，整個給人的感覺跟剛剛的女僕有64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLIxYbCXMD
所不同，連說話語調都有差異。這到底是什麼靈異現象啊!?……易陽心裡揣想著，不64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS0xaZC5yZ
不，科學對此一定有個合理的解釋，這一定是醫學裡某種精神上的特殊症狀。人格分64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaIgOM8LH3
裂？不對，總有些微妙的不同……難道！難道這就是傳說中的……衣裝人格轉換症候64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsBoqKK04C
群！對對、沒錯，一定是這樣。易陽給自己按了個好！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3RxNGSPS5
「是。」喬依絲淡然地說。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLQvvpo99h
砅玥與弱水沉浸在美食的饗宴中，與易陽同樣，反正搞不懂，交給喬依絲就行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfFULNfPnP
「我是小夜曲老師的經紀人。請問各位有何『要事』嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvGWOKXSKu
「只是找她聊聊。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd3xgnpIli
「聊聊？…哼哼，小夜曲老師很忙的！若沒正經事的……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG8QiDL86l
「這樣妥當嗎？」喬依絲打斷了經紀人曲的話，輕啜了口茶。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9XkRwnmnU
經紀人曲聞言，頓了一下，推了推鏡框，瞅了瞅喬依絲一行人，不發一語獨自惱64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC0v0fmJmp
怒了一會兒，才恨恨地繼續說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK22faT90Gw
「我這就去請小夜曲老師。哼，記住了你們，別擔誤老師太多時間，截稿日快到64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwpar9vfjS
了，還得趕稿。若是擔誤了工作，我饒不了你們！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUWb7lPpfE
說完，經紀人曲面有慍色，嘴裡不斷嘀嘀咕咕，再次回衣物區去換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8upOIoVaLb
易陽看著眼前上演的橋段，雖不敢大笑，但仍忍不住手抵嘴邊偏著頭用喉嚨竊笑64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F1ATB7qyK
了起來。心想這到底演的是那一齣？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp3nmtt5WB
過沒多久，曲同恭又來了，這次是一身男性藝術家的裝扮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYg6hKyGH4
易陽心想，原來他還是知道自己是個男的，看似是個藝術家，這總該是小夜曲老64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0T8lcIw82
師本人了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChOmWORFaB
「YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO！THHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ96Wy1jPCs
藝術家曲一來就胡言亂語，易陽心想這傢伙莫非是個歪果人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeXT3dKDke
「沒力的笑姐們，哦！增四BEAUTIFUL，B、E、A、U～～～TIFUL！莖甜，能撿刀64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7cSu7KbEc
尼們真四太凱信啦！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr07WiKB5Uu
一番話語弄得易陽對人生絕望了，再也顧不得什麼，捧著肚子止不住地哈哈大笑64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25NJGmHcjx
。心想這傢伙動作搞笑就算了，他講狗蟻還不只是一般外國人捲不捲舌音傻傻分不清64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbmUK4UVhg
楚，而是乾脆通通混在一起做「傻掉留碗」了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXSXdxF4ji
「噢！者位飄釀的鋁撲笑姐，尼的肖容豪甜增雖也，啊，補堆，是豪甜增助燃，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9QpuCdnAx
鵝切輪增受啊！啊啊！窩增四餵尼清心啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWvgzocz6Q
怪異的語調、誇張的表情與動作，說是交談，更像是藝術家曲一人自得其樂著。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenKzMH7aBj
易陽被KO，指間僵硬指甲直刮地板，笑個不停，心想殺了我，他想殺了我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtaROa6lq3
砅玥沒有表情，似是受到打擊。當她第一次聽到人是猴子變的時候，也是這個表64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcReNS07if7
情。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAFDfWcoAx
弱水粉粉肉肉的一雙貓掌，遮著半張小臉咯咯咯咯咯直笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybYpXD30zb
喬依絲依然不動如山，平常模樣品嚐熱茶點心，沒說什麼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpr0SplyJI
倒是這位歪果人還沒完，繼續以舞台表演式的誇張動作表情，怪腔怪調地說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpMczNpDFx
「奶奶奶，沒力的笑姐們，窩們奶派以些早便豪馬？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDonjD6vF7
說完，也不等回應，藝術家曲抓起地上易陽的一隻手，就要拖到放貴妃椅的那塊64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrWuEnSXeB
區域。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXTVBSLPqS
「奶奶奶，打架以氣奶。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPacSeIg4X
歪果人曲拖著易陽走著，一邊喚著坐在餐桌旁的喬依絲、砅玥、與弱水。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS9oWNMArL
「去吧。我待會兒過去。」喬依絲開口了，雙眼仍沒睜開過。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88T2QWZcsT
弱水看砅玥呆住了，搖了搖她的肩膀，叫著玥姐姐、玥姐姐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC3My4ty17
砅玥緩緩將臉轉向弱水，兩眼依舊失焦無神。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKqxcgnSbk
弱水便一雙貓掌推著蹭著，將活屍一樣的砅玥一起帶到易陽那邊去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI3iGbBoaz
歪果人曲這時跑到旁邊工作區域的一個架子前，取出了一台鏡頭長度目測約一公64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC2994oZOj
尺的專業相機，拿在手上歪著頭似是思考著，自言自語說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxyonymyk6
「補堆補堆，者隔四那奶派歪心輪的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPaadoTxwX
邊說，邊放回架上，他再取下了一台普通一點，但仍是十足高檔的單眼相機。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zYxsDMZsi
「奶奶奶，打架肖一過。肖肖肖，以起肖。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleTpoesg45
歪果人曲接著便拿著相機，對著女僕易陽、巫女砅玥、天下無敵混搭風的弱水猛64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmOXczOPzN
拍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7jGgoXIdp
砅玥仍跪坐地上，沒有表情。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpwFdWCbum
弱水羞怯怯地躲在砅玥身後。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOdUjrfvuK
易陽則玩了起來，擺起各種姿勢，配合度十足。這樣，然後這樣，有沒有？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoysTgFnweF
「BEAUTIFUL，B、E、A、U～～～～～TIFUL！增四太沒力樂！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqjvGBkoUD
歪果人曲不停地按著快門，?嚓?嚓、?嚓?嚓、?嚓?嚓x無限。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfv5nAxh8z
過了一會兒，動作停了下來，盯著相機的顯示螢幕，怨怨地說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJMW31tzNg
「使六雞的幾億卡有懷鵰樂，補堆，四嘟派框樂。瞪以瞪，窩企環以長心的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CArRxscO8
就在歪果人曲回架旁換記憶卡之時，喬依絲走了過來，沒說什麼，就半躺在貴妃64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKnryjBZ2l
椅上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwVJc1xq7j
「噢！沒力的笑姐！尼的粗樹增四豪搞鬼啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ok2JH5gn4
歪果人曲回來後對喬依絲讚嘆著姿勢高貴，自然又是一陣猛拍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTZxxoDSgv
喬依絲雙眼仍然閉著，一手順了順自己的馬尾，說了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM7gNTK6v4
「那麼，能請小夜曲老師來見見我們了嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfsWiC6ZWG
易陽心中點點點，想這傢伙超搞笑的說，又是搞藝術的，竟然還不是喬依絲要找64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRar9KmwHJ
的人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQMaVjyKw8
「虧我還這麼看好你，害我全身家當都押猴狼淫樂，結果竟然是個冒牌貨。你你64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOvRs3RhdY
你……你又是那位啊？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKyhL9cZnQ
「窩？窩四過色淫酥。四洨耶去腦酥的碰友，挺縮悠飄釀的笑姐，窩險租奶摃摃64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qeX0aSqp
。尼們瞪以瞪，窩企教踏。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tq3VTrHOu
歪果人曲說完，自然是回衣物區換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60BMilsfFP
易陽背對著換裝中的曲同恭，笑得開懷的說了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8BG90Yyie
「YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO！要再來玩啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrdOMcwK0M
砅玥這才回了神，驚魂未定，暗自慶幸還好崇拜的小夜曲老師不是這幅德性。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5dr2zWa23
弱水仍直盯盯著正在換裝的曲同恭，心想這個人好奇怪哦，到底是葛格還是姐姐64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MxZ4zoWtH
呢？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k6p4oZz7Q
沒多久，一身漫畫家打扮的曲同恭來到眾人的眼前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdNRQd9s4h
小夜曲，謎之天才漫畫家，登場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvzYeE4MVV
「大家好，我就是小夜曲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhyf4mGZej
簡約無華的裝扮，姿態平常，面容和善自然。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjQtMCX7Dx
「妳好，初次見面，還請多多指教。」喬依絲張開了眼，與小夜曲對話。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEUxSGrCHL
「不敢不敢，大家隨興就好。當自己家一樣隨便坐、隨……啊，已經隨便坐了…64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdILneyRphj
…」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ7a00iCMP
「嗯。妳也坐。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqMibI7NS8
小夜曲拉了個坐墊，舉止落落大方，挨著砅玥坐下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ4LFMy8fr
砅玥見此景，不由得緊張的臉紅心跳了起來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEGDusq4ZM
才剛坐定，小夜曲似是想到了些什麼，又說：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcQWcHCSCN
「對了。有沒有想吃些什麼，還是要喝的，我去準備些。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1fTYPLNlv
「不用麻煩了。剛剛妳的女僕已經送上了一桌。有需要的話，使喚我身邊這個僕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnw9gLt25L
人去辦就是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zFIVWHqNp
「嗯，也是。」小夜曲望了易陽一眼，下了指示：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQHALhdIg3
「那麼為在座的人都送上一份飲品，我要一杯可樂。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXx6ateQEh
易陽吃了一驚，這小子竟然沒人教就這麼進入狀況！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQh2w1vEip
易陽不服輸，以掛保證的服務業完美笑容待之，溫順又肯切地回了聲是、馬上來64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHwLNEeYK8
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomDeEeXbzM
小夜曲似是十分喜歡喬依絲一行人，蜂於花間一般，東摸摸、西瞧瞧、問著話、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVq4C3gLzb
回著話、東跑跑、西跳跳，臉上的笑容不歇，時而綻出驚喜的笑靨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFQoKQNCOJ
易陽這時端來了餐盤，仔細地為眾人送上茶水飲料，之後便成為一只專業的花瓶64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgysssgpuEF
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPrcuZtx6r
「那麼，我正式介紹一下。」喬依絲坐正，雙腿側放，啜了一口伯爵茶，續道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgi6MKagfb
「我們是幸福小隊。我是女帝、喬依絲。這位是砅玥、第一王女。這是弱水、左64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMZQoooPG1
右大臣。最後是我身旁的僕從、易陽。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdN1uWwa39
「你們好，我是曲同恭，筆名小夜曲的漫畫家。」小夜曲微笑著點頭，繼續說道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqiu0cypBk
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7IBhzqlAf
「能認識你們，真的很開心。如果可以的話，請大家叫我的小名，恭恭，好嗎？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NRCZ58iAp
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEQstpqpL2
「嗯。恭恭。」喬依絲回了一個微笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ykVK1gA2O
這時卻見弱水一臉困擾的模樣，偷偷在砅玥身後咬耳朵，問了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUztCC4hBX8
「玥姐姐玥姐姐，弱水不懂。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub17z14Der
「不懂？什麼呢？」砅玥也小聲回話。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA0fxTSsfI
「那個姐姐，說她是公公耶？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wHL7IANiz
「是啊，有什麼不對呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LbhLeGbYL
「嗯……可是……哎喲喂我都亂掉了啦！我們老師說公公是男生沒有小雞雞，大64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPZrEHZLQi
姐姐又說那個人是女生，然後啊，那個人又一下子變男生，又一下子變女生。好奇怪64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJej2pLYHET
哦……到底那一個才是對的呢？我都搞亂了啦。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKtVT00U6Z
砅玥聞言笑了出來，才忙提手掩口，接著跟弱水這麼說：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPx19nD3Zk
「那麼……水水就當她是個有時候會裝成男生的女生，女生哦，好嗎？還有啊，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTrigIT5QF
恭，是人家大街上拜年在說的那個恭喜恭喜的那個恭，不是老公公的公哦。懂了嗎？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9g60OLgXt
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOsK2VgEEB
「哦～原來是這樣啊。弱水懂了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E9nz6tqRK
弱水好不容易解除了內心的困惑，心中大石落下鬆了口氣，傻傻純真的笑容。卻64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3rbQzbBEl
是隨之不經意的一瞥，發覺公公竟然盯著自己猛瞧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhORvrYaQs
弱水驚了一下，坐姿跳了一下，一雙貓掌不停撫著胸口，直說好險，好險。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ldgzhGlG
「大臣大人真的好可愛哦！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasmPEVtxZg
小夜曲抱著弱水又親又揉又捏，直說給我養、給我養，一定把妳養得白白胖胖的64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONGNQ3ULOK
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYqxmwfwVa
就這樣，一群人笑著鬧著，聊著衣裝、作畫、以及一些平常的瑣碎事。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqseYxZJiM
喬依絲則一直半躺在貴妃椅上，閉著雙眼，微笑著，不說一句，只聽大家言語。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRot2vELKrq
時間不知過了多久，歡樂的氣氛也持續。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9ZbPJHXZk
喬依絲慢慢張開了雙眼，站起身，對小夜曲說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtEsCyLjmE
「那麼，打擾了。恭恭，今天很開心，改天有時間再來拜訪。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM5MZZ9Tzo
小夜曲一臉失望的神情，想再讓喬依絲一行人多留一會兒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbodT7sIU7O
卻是想起了些什麼，她望了望衣物區的方向，再瞧了瞧工作用的畫?，最後只好64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb4Qupj23d
心懷無奈卻仍百般殷勤地招呼他們離開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRImJejlHq
「一定，要再來玩哦！」小夜曲真摯地揮手道別。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N6ejHqcLX
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#3 正面迎擊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKLomhVXER
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「在此宣布，幸福小隊CASE64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yhc3blzEI
#2第一情蒐戰後檢討，暨第二突襲戰前會議，開始！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqgnoUGm34
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星期一放學後，喬依絲再次找來易陽、砅玥、及弱水，在馮菈賽堤集會。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOONaBSWTD
與之前相同的會議室擺設，易陽、砅玥、弱水，三人底下排排坐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZTYxB27N0
「進入正題之前，先檢討上一次任務的得失。」喬依絲依然正經，繼續說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ3PR1rDNL
「上次任務的成功，最大的功勞首推弱水。整體任務完成度百分之七十一，其中64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCBgqFwnSf
弱水貢獻了百分之五十六點二五，記大功一隻，列入功過簿的正式記錄中。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjTwZtmgyI
「謝謝大姐姐！」弱水笑得開心。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKAL2Xc3Ss
「再來，砅玥在掩護及管制易陽這方面做得很好，記小功一隻，列入功過簿。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOLwiV4IHF
「耶，耶！」砅玥似乎也很融入，玩得盡興。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3j4yr74Cy
「最後是易陽，成事不足，敗事有餘。但念在未鑄大錯，只撤銷先前口頭獎勵以64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zZFYLa08J
示懲戒。以上。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSHcwUZEum
易陽心想口頭獎勵什麼的誰記得啊？總之似乎沒事就好，管他的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIgZN4lUZG
「奉茶。」女帝命令。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYewBdOiyv7
易陽聞言，也不情願，蹣跚地起身走到旁邊置茶水果食的餐?，操持起身為女僕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekywHmJC9X
的本份工作。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlo1B3hoYL
喬依絲站在前面的講台旁，身後原本似是晶粉如塵浮游的黑幕，漸漸明亮，慢慢64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszYV5H9a0j
成像。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHths5aYKX
影像上的是曲同恭的資料，文字、立體投影的人像、似是跟拍的照片、區域地圖64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiOxyOiKPc
、與地圖上某處一棟立體成像的大樓模型。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlXpK2g5Uc
「在我開始講解之前，各位先稍微看一下。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V3wM3miTw
喬依絲等著易陽動作，也不浪費時間，個性十分講究效率。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Se9fp4to
易陽推上餐車，順序為喬依絲、砅玥、及弱水奉上了茶點，再自己拿了一份，最64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcrBylf6vk
後坐下。十足的訓練有素，知天認命。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENESio9Knm
「易陽葛格，你放的茶杯擋到我的位置了，這樣我要怎麼樣做筆記呢？」弱水小64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFInU6SuWL
抱怨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ37eywUPe
易陽隱忍男子漢的眼淚，起身為弱水擺放好適當位置，再撫著心靈的創傷默默坐64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzdS7cPGPT
下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDbam9VQ02
「好。現在開始進入正題。」喬依絲小啜一口熱茶，覺得還是砅玥泡的好，續道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE67zFLwDic
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85epuH0ykd
「我們情蒐的工作已有初步的成果，不過，資料的質與量仍不足以用來擬訂最終64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3FsrI5sQJ
的計畫。所以我決定繼續搜集情報，並且，是以正面突破的方式！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6JBF2pU8s
「請各位看一下影像上的這棟大樓。集合式住宅社區大廈，冬天大樓，Ｅ棟。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmEOtsIpxi
因為整幅影像十分龐大，喬依絲飄浮飛近所要示意的大樓模型旁，指了一處續道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53jIhS1sqK
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2THfYEMNay
「十三樓，之十。曲同恭就住在這。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjmUD1GYXG
一張張圖片輪番在模型旁顯示，都是該公寓從外部各角度拍攝的照片。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijbHkdDzmy
「ˊㄟ……!?她不是住宿舍嗎？」易陽不禁問道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtJcb1ZSLw
「也住宿舍。」喬回道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWqEX9M7KW
「那這是……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu43juWiIys
「曲同恭所租的公寓。根據我目前所得到的情報，她從進入目前學校的同時，就64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiUrxK2DM3
租了這個公寓。平時放學後就到這裡，假日也是，並且在晚上十二點時回到學校宿舍64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidY5mCe98Q
。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZsLQzMufs
「真奇怪？她租這公寓做什麼呢？」砅玥問。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe47FzOxntz
「穿上一些奇奇怪怪的衣服，拍拍照片，自言自語，畫畫漫畫，基本上是如此。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3cgl2pYCA
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCWAzWirJx
砅玥突然想起了上次弱水那張畫像，心想不會吧!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkbIrlfAGn
「畫漫畫!?難道她!?」砅玥驚疑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPUYd64hrG
「我不清楚妳的難道所指為何，不過呢，她是個漫畫家，筆名小夜曲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevne34BKuM
小夜曲!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrjXYMadYt
「是是綠島小夜曲嗎？」弱水天真地問，還唱了起來：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwkwIgW6Du
「這綠島像根香蕉，在果汁機裡搖啊搖……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO406ubM0tO
這時砅玥跟易陽早就下巴掉地板上，承受著排山倒海而來，巨烈無比的衝擊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8QSCAGIyg
「妳……妳、妳、為什麼不早說!?」易陽憋很久了，抓到機會嘶吼發洩一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmdcJP3wF2
「妳、妳妳為什麼要代替妳爺爺！」砅玥已瀕臨理智崩潰的邊緣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXChG1ns90y
「這有什麼好大驚小怪的。」喬依絲淡然地喝了口茶，續道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPikZzlMnxf
「沒說是因為不重要，曲同恭這人幸福的秘密或許跟畫漫晝有關，不過呢，我觀64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwQ4gAMP20
察到她平時也畫，在學校也畫，雖說數值有高於一般，但並未出現特別異常的反應。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwya7BCoJzc
所以，我便暫時將作畫排除在重要情資之外。然而呢，畫畫做為幸福關鍵的可能性也64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT1eVzPrhM
不是沒有，這是接下來我決定要正面突破直接迎敵的原因之一。直搗黃龍，攻入異常64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGfxopSH4u
數值的發生源，親自近距離接觸觀察，一次釐清所有疑點。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8C3A7T8DUd
易陽終於搞懂了一點，自己根本沒必要吃驚，對小夜曲並沒到本命的地步。收拾64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJIGWGWUD
起心情，反而覺得這是個機會，盤算著是否該打個水果報的檢舉專線，看能不能拿些64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFD1mKjduG
獎金。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzttIjkWrGr
砅玥則腦袋一片混亂，身為小夜曲老師的忠實超級大粉絲，眼前突如其來的事實64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrzBpj4ltF
紛至沓來、紛亂錯雜，自己一時間理也理不清。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FKixbbnF7
「那麼，諸君既已被告知了基本的資訊，接下來我們即將直搗敵營，殺個措手不64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vSAdmOLFm
及。我在此宣布，幸福小隊，第二突襲大作戰，開始！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmss2JZT3U
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第二突襲大作戰！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuTl0SpgCH
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叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮咚叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮叮、、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1vnOEy8il
、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviBAC2p7aL
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星期一的晚上，約六點鐘。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiIh5zG832
喬依絲帶著幸福小隊的成員們，來到了冬天大樓Ｅ棟十三樓之十，曲同恭的住處64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx3YfXvfTo
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDUBEJV6J3
易陽受意叫門，小屁孩惡作劇式的猛按狂按著電鈴，隨即換來門內一陣厲聲責罵64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsLhOKNnn5
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAtFjmnP0z
「又是那個死小孩啊！連按鈴等門的教養都沒有！去死！」一個聽起來中性的女64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LKFxxezlh
聲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRknKGYVXn
砅玥瞪了易陽一眼，心想再怎麼說也是小夜曲老師，怎能如此無禮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2p1zp1Wf7
「真是沒教養的牛！」砅玥推開了易陽，說道：「我來！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySi47C7uxs
砅玥按了下鈴，一臉微笑，等在門的窺孔前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid5t0BUtMW
隱約聽得見屋內的動作聲響，沒多久，門上的窺孔暗了一下，接著門便開?。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LNbBbBMfM
「請問您有何貴幹？」曲同恭一襲女僕裝扮，笑容有練過，十分溫柔和善地問道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOMGVdUKhT
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeXDCemVcG
「請、請……請問，小小小夜曲老師在、在嗎？……我我們想想想找她。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC0oFHVKpi
砅玥見到最喜歡的漫畫家就活生生在自己眼前，竟然慌亂得連一句話都說不好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIvLJPUyIG
易陽不停地竊笑，在一旁偷偷模仿砅玥結巴的模樣。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT2JMTQukF
女僕裝扮的曲同恭仍是一掛不變的笑容，也不說話，眼神游移在砅玥以其身後一64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ82sHLKZNR
行人身上，似是在打量著些什麼。接著回了話：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgeEKfcBP0
「很抱歉，這裡沒有你們要找的人，不好意思讓各位白跑一趟，請回。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkf7RAYUQ5
隨即關上了門，門後又是一陣悉悉邃邃的聲音。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbse3cT7VFd
砅玥、易陽、弱水三人面面相覷。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DF2OGqVgX
喬依絲若有所思，亦似有所得，對隊員們說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfW4SGDC03
「先撤退。回去換裝之後再來。走吧。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFVej71306
「等等！」易陽喊住喬依絲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyf3mwoThW
「要我等就給個好理由，若無理的話，後果自行負責。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj6rHZzhzs
易陽無奈，但仍不得不說，於是繼續問了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvqNHl5f5m
「喬依絲大人，您剛說這換裝，是什麼意思呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SKJHzD08N
「換衣服的意思。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwayJEZuhx
「換什麼衣服呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6StoRRf5t
「你說呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9avyKNG9J
「能不說嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcMSLrgOh2
「能不說，但不能不換！少那麼多廢話。走吧。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx7GWRInKA
說完，喬依絲便領著大家走向通往樓頂天台的門，在這之前對曲同恭的調查過程64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfK96NsXjb
中，就已設置過連接馮菈賽堤的通道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsHD8pxNu0
易陽無奈地跟著，砅玥則還未換裝就紅了臉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqD7xVO5UB
弱水嘟著小嘴，心想又要涼涼的、癢癢的了。但是大姐姐的話，弱水一定聽。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg4tCSZC5Q
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhlnt1Bw9c
第三迎敵大作戰！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsTpLCqyF6
64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwZfKfWtWd
叮咚！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgK8JBUoEu
易陽一身女僕裝扮，自動進入勤儉持家、處世圓滑模式，學砅玥的方式，按鈴等64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEiGwF2UEA
著門。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzMdSxzDdq
門內依舊是一陣悉邃聲過後，厚重的門扉，打開了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl5irtVMjJ
「我們……」易陽才要開口。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfm3apwQG7
「不用說了，請進請進！」同樣女僕裝扮的曲同恭，簡稱女僕曲，如此說道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXVvuVSnYM
女僕曲突然態度三百六十六度轉變，易陽一頭霧水，但既然說了，自然就要進屋64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AccQRJF7q
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHWMgBAZde
只是他才剛跨出一步，女僕曲卻突來一句斥喝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RkTte3ojo
「無禮！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItFbht9zN2
易陽楞住，啊現在到底是怎樣？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKowUOOe2mT
「身為侍僕怎麼可以先於主人而行呢!?」女僕曲一臉不可置信。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsr2RQPuiH
易陽挑了挑眉，啊，是這樣啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3uYGeanRb
沒想到在這個講究人權的時代，竟然還真的有人對此甘之如飴。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5iL5fszX1
不過也沒辦法，自己的小命在喬依絲手上，來就來，誰怕誰啊!?64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LWv2SXxkj
易陽整了整喉，調正了自己的姿態，三百年來在喬依絲訓練下的成果，就要派上64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkYySEEehm
用場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vf9AczxwE
「喬依絲大人，請。砅玥大人，請。弱水大人，請。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcBGXOgxMD
易陽微微躬身，等喬依絲她們一個個都進了屋，這才隨侍入內。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbTqgmxY69
女僕曲於最前頭帶領喬依絲一行人，在一進屋右邊?房吧台前的一張餐桌坐下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sqsRxZw8p
沒有易陽的位置，誰叫他是個僕人，還是個女僕。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPtTSIL0zG
易陽微笑著，態度姿態皆無可挑剔。只是心裡頭斬豬頭和著血淚起誓，吳王，你64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGpszAukAK
等著，我戰場上千千萬萬男子漢的尊嚴，這仇總有一天要報！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiDEWFuoko
女僕曲迅速且有禮的在喬依絲、砅玥、及弱水面前順序擺上了伯爵茶、抹茶、以64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcTUc1qAqs
及養多多。再為喬依絲備上檸檬片與奶精，並給了弱水一根吸管。茶具杯盤各別講究64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBA290LgYD
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQa67lZee0
隨之再送上盤盤精緻的茶點，三明治、松餅、牛油及果醬、牛角麵包、巧克力幕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡock26RYjSz
斯、布丁、水果塔、和果子、鯛魚燒、大福、團子、羊羹，以及壞壞。滿滿一桌美食64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZXBQej1HR
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMq1TSCOTw
易陽看得目瞪口呆，半?說不出話來，心想這傢伙簡直快跟喬依絲一樣神了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe2UXmM7uK
想吃沒得吃，易陽還是微笑，心裡錯幹辣椒，只能百無聊賴地觀看屋內擺設。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp1m3S2vFh
一層原本看似至少三房二廳二浴?的公寓，卻在不影響主結構的情況下將所有隔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MgVMYyUJY
間全部打通，只留一間浴?仍有隱私。從門進屋左右二面牆三扇窗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfhut5qmXO
大概分成幾處功能不同的區域，?房餐廳、客廳、工作區、衣物區。還有一處寬64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj8FzHFN1d
敞、只擺了一張歐式貴妃椅的地方。各區基本上用些屏風或櫃子之類的物品做為區隔64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggg8pHYqAf
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla3J0qLXxK
鏡子，各式各樣的鏡子擺滿屋內，最顯眼的大概就是立於貴妃椅那區域的一根鏡64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTRNYA3fuz
柱。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iLN5AIoay
易陽沒見過這樣的公寓格局，若是住商混合的就算了，曲同恭租的可是住宅大樓64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYjACk54Es
，要是被房東看到一定氣到一個不行，絕對其中有一人要被弄到不行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfwfSwc2ym
「那麼，請各位貴客慢慢享用。我這就去請小夜曲老師出來。請稍候片刻。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsrONFrH6s
女僕曲說完行了個禮，便走向擺置一堆衣服的地方。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMITkzVRj0b
二話不說，就要脫衣換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz1V23T8dQ
砅玥的位置正對著正在更衣的曲同恭，早已羞得將頭低得不能再低。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9a36PVm3Q
弱水睜著圓眼，沒事人一樣直直盯，小腦袋想著那個姐姐在做什麼？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEysnjSKKxT
易陽則覺得機不可失，這可是搞清楚那傢伙的生理結構的大好良機。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEHJ4DVrem
「易陽。」背對著曲同恭的喬依絲仍舊一派自然，對易陽喚了一聲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48KZejYdOX
易陽不理。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtnZ63FFib
「讓你轉過頭來！有人這麼盯著女生換衣服的嗎!?」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WU9eWF61s
易陽這才心不甘情不願的將視線移開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc3weNcAZe
過沒多久，曲同恭換好了衣服，一身精明幹練的OL打扮，配上一副很犀利的眼鏡64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2MtMYFrcg
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6pS8eWpeu
「各位好，我聽說了，你們要找小夜曲老師是嗎？」曲同恭問道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl39dl6dZGR
易陽瞧著眼前的曲同恭，覺得他換完衣服之後，整個給人的感覺跟剛剛的女僕有64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLIxYbCXMD
所不同，連說話語調都有差異。這到底是什麼靈異現象啊!?……易陽心裡揣想著，不64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS0xaZC5yZ
不，科學對此一定有個合理的解釋，這一定是醫學裡某種精神上的特殊症狀。人格分64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaIgOM8LH3
裂？不對，總有些微妙的不同……難道！難道這就是傳說中的……衣裝人格轉換症候64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsBoqKK04C
群！對對、沒錯，一定是這樣。易陽給自己按了個好！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3RxNGSPS5
「是。」喬依絲淡然地說。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLQvvpo99h
砅玥與弱水沉浸在美食的饗宴中，與易陽同樣，反正搞不懂，交給喬依絲就行。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfFULNfPnP
「我是小夜曲老師的經紀人。請問各位有何『要事』嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvGWOKXSKu
「只是找她聊聊。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd3xgnpIli
「聊聊？…哼哼，小夜曲老師很忙的！若沒正經事的……」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG8QiDL86l
「這樣妥當嗎？」喬依絲打斷了經紀人曲的話，輕啜了口茶。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9XkRwnmnU
經紀人曲聞言，頓了一下，推了推鏡框，瞅了瞅喬依絲一行人，不發一語獨自惱64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC0v0fmJmp
怒了一會兒，才恨恨地繼續說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK22faT90Gw
「我這就去請小夜曲老師。哼，記住了你們，別擔誤老師太多時間，截稿日快到64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwpar9vfjS
了，還得趕稿。若是擔誤了工作，我饒不了你們！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUWb7lPpfE
說完，經紀人曲面有慍色，嘴裡不斷嘀嘀咕咕，再次回衣物區去換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8upOIoVaLb
易陽看著眼前上演的橋段，雖不敢大笑，但仍忍不住手抵嘴邊偏著頭用喉嚨竊笑64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F1ATB7qyK
了起來。心想這到底演的是那一齣？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp3nmtt5WB
過沒多久，曲同恭又來了，這次是一身男性藝術家的裝扮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYg6hKyGH4
易陽心想，原來他還是知道自己是個男的，看似是個藝術家，這總該是小夜曲老64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0T8lcIw82
師本人了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChOmWORFaB
「YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO！THHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ96Wy1jPCs
藝術家曲一來就胡言亂語，易陽心想這傢伙莫非是個歪果人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeXT3dKDke
「沒力的笑姐們，哦！增四BEAUTIFUL，B、E、A、U～～～TIFUL！莖甜，能撿刀64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7cSu7KbEc
尼們真四太凱信啦！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr07WiKB5Uu
一番話語弄得易陽對人生絕望了，再也顧不得什麼，捧著肚子止不住地哈哈大笑64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25NJGmHcjx
。心想這傢伙動作搞笑就算了，他講狗蟻還不只是一般外國人捲不捲舌音傻傻分不清64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbmUK4UVhg
楚，而是乾脆通通混在一起做「傻掉留碗」了！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXSXdxF4ji
「噢！者位飄釀的鋁撲笑姐，尼的肖容豪甜增雖也，啊，補堆，是豪甜增助燃，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9QpuCdnAx
鵝切輪增受啊！啊啊！窩增四餵尼清心啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWvgzocz6Q
怪異的語調、誇張的表情與動作，說是交談，更像是藝術家曲一人自得其樂著。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenKzMH7aBj
易陽被KO，指間僵硬指甲直刮地板，笑個不停，心想殺了我，他想殺了我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtaROa6lq3
砅玥沒有表情，似是受到打擊。當她第一次聽到人是猴子變的時候，也是這個表64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcReNS07if7
情。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAFDfWcoAx
弱水粉粉肉肉的一雙貓掌，遮著半張小臉咯咯咯咯咯直笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybYpXD30zb
喬依絲依然不動如山，平常模樣品嚐熱茶點心，沒說什麼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpr0SplyJI
倒是這位歪果人還沒完，繼續以舞台表演式的誇張動作表情，怪腔怪調地說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpMczNpDFx
「奶奶奶，沒力的笑姐們，窩們奶派以些早便豪馬？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDonjD6vF7
說完，也不等回應，藝術家曲抓起地上易陽的一隻手，就要拖到放貴妃椅的那塊64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrWuEnSXeB
區域。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXTVBSLPqS
「奶奶奶，打架以氣奶。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPacSeIg4X
歪果人曲拖著易陽走著，一邊喚著坐在餐桌旁的喬依絲、砅玥、與弱水。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS9oWNMArL
「去吧。我待會兒過去。」喬依絲開口了，雙眼仍沒睜開過。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88T2QWZcsT
弱水看砅玥呆住了，搖了搖她的肩膀，叫著玥姐姐、玥姐姐。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC3My4ty17
砅玥緩緩將臉轉向弱水，兩眼依舊失焦無神。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKqxcgnSbk
弱水便一雙貓掌推著蹭著，將活屍一樣的砅玥一起帶到易陽那邊去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI3iGbBoaz
歪果人曲這時跑到旁邊工作區域的一個架子前，取出了一台鏡頭長度目測約一公64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC2994oZOj
尺的專業相機，拿在手上歪著頭似是思考著，自言自語說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxyonymyk6
「補堆補堆，者隔四那奶派歪心輪的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPaadoTxwX
邊說，邊放回架上，他再取下了一台普通一點，但仍是十足高檔的單眼相機。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zYxsDMZsi
「奶奶奶，打架肖一過。肖肖肖，以起肖。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleTpoesg45
歪果人曲接著便拿著相機，對著女僕易陽、巫女砅玥、天下無敵混搭風的弱水猛64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmOXczOPzN
拍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7jGgoXIdp
砅玥仍跪坐地上，沒有表情。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpwFdWCbum
弱水羞怯怯地躲在砅玥身後。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOdUjrfvuK
易陽則玩了起來，擺起各種姿勢，配合度十足。這樣，然後這樣，有沒有？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoysTgFnweF
「BEAUTIFUL，B、E、A、U～～～～～TIFUL！增四太沒力樂！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqjvGBkoUD
歪果人曲不停地按著快門，?嚓?嚓、?嚓?嚓、?嚓?嚓x無限。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfv5nAxh8z
過了一會兒，動作停了下來，盯著相機的顯示螢幕，怨怨地說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJMW31tzNg
「使六雞的幾億卡有懷鵰樂，補堆，四嘟派框樂。瞪以瞪，窩企環以長心的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CArRxscO8
就在歪果人曲回架旁換記憶卡之時，喬依絲走了過來，沒說什麼，就半躺在貴妃64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKnryjBZ2l
椅上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwVJc1xq7j
「噢！沒力的笑姐！尼的粗樹增四豪搞鬼啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ok2JH5gn4
歪果人曲回來後對喬依絲讚嘆著姿勢高貴，自然又是一陣猛拍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTZxxoDSgv
喬依絲雙眼仍然閉著，一手順了順自己的馬尾，說了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM7gNTK6v4
「那麼，能請小夜曲老師來見見我們了嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfsWiC6ZWG
易陽心中點點點，想這傢伙超搞笑的說，又是搞藝術的，竟然還不是喬依絲要找64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRar9KmwHJ
的人？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQMaVjyKw8
「虧我還這麼看好你，害我全身家當都押猴狼淫樂，結果竟然是個冒牌貨。你你64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOvRs3RhdY
你……你又是那位啊？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKyhL9cZnQ
「窩？窩四過色淫酥。四洨耶去腦酥的碰友，挺縮悠飄釀的笑姐，窩險租奶摃摃64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qeX0aSqp
。尼們瞪以瞪，窩企教踏。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tq3VTrHOu
歪果人曲說完，自然是回衣物區換裝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60BMilsfFP
易陽背對著換裝中的曲同恭，笑得開懷的說了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8BG90Yyie
「YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO！要再來玩啊！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrdOMcwK0M
砅玥這才回了神，驚魂未定，暗自慶幸還好崇拜的小夜曲老師不是這幅德性。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5dr2zWa23
弱水仍直盯盯著正在換裝的曲同恭，心想這個人好奇怪哦，到底是葛格還是姐姐64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MxZ4zoWtH
呢？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k6p4oZz7Q
沒多久，一身漫畫家打扮的曲同恭來到眾人的眼前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdNRQd9s4h
小夜曲，謎之天才漫畫家，登場。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvzYeE4MVV
「大家好，我就是小夜曲。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhyf4mGZej
簡約無華的裝扮，姿態平常，面容和善自然。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjQtMCX7Dx
「妳好，初次見面，還請多多指教。」喬依絲張開了眼，與小夜曲對話。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEUxSGrCHL
「不敢不敢，大家隨興就好。當自己家一樣隨便坐、隨……啊，已經隨便坐了…64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdILneyRphj
…」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ7a00iCMP
「嗯。妳也坐。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqMibI7NS8
小夜曲拉了個坐墊，舉止落落大方，挨著砅玥坐下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ4LFMy8fr
砅玥見此景，不由得緊張的臉紅心跳了起來。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEGDusq4ZM
才剛坐定，小夜曲似是想到了些什麼，又說：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcQWcHCSCN
「對了。有沒有想吃些什麼，還是要喝的，我去準備些。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1fTYPLNlv
「不用麻煩了。剛剛妳的女僕已經送上了一桌。有需要的話，使喚我身邊這個僕64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnw9gLt25L
人去辦就是。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zFIVWHqNp
「嗯，也是。」小夜曲望了易陽一眼，下了指示：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQHALhdIg3
「那麼為在座的人都送上一份飲品，我要一杯可樂。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXx6ateQEh
易陽吃了一驚，這小子竟然沒人教就這麼進入狀況！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQh2w1vEip
易陽不服輸，以掛保證的服務業完美笑容待之，溫順又肯切地回了聲是、馬上來64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHwLNEeYK8
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomDeEeXbzM
小夜曲似是十分喜歡喬依絲一行人，蜂於花間一般，東摸摸、西瞧瞧、問著話、64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVq4C3gLzb
回著話、東跑跑、西跳跳，臉上的笑容不歇，時而綻出驚喜的笑靨。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFQoKQNCOJ
易陽這時端來了餐盤，仔細地為眾人送上茶水飲料，之後便成為一只專業的花瓶64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgysssgpuEF
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPrcuZtx6r
「那麼，我正式介紹一下。」喬依絲坐正，雙腿側放，啜了一口伯爵茶，續道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgi6MKagfb
「我們是幸福小隊。我是女帝、喬依絲。這位是砅玥、第一王女。這是弱水、左64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMZQoooPG1
右大臣。最後是我身旁的僕從、易陽。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdN1uWwa39
「你們好，我是曲同恭，筆名小夜曲的漫畫家。」小夜曲微笑著點頭，繼續說道64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqiu0cypBk
：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7IBhzqlAf
「能認識你們，真的很開心。如果可以的話，請大家叫我的小名，恭恭，好嗎？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NRCZ58iAp
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEQstpqpL2
「嗯。恭恭。」喬依絲回了一個微笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ykVK1gA2O
這時卻見弱水一臉困擾的模樣，偷偷在砅玥身後咬耳朵，問了：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUztCC4hBX8
「玥姐姐玥姐姐，弱水不懂。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub17z14Der
「不懂？什麼呢？」砅玥也小聲回話。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA0fxTSsfI
「那個姐姐，說她是公公耶？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wHL7IANiz
「是啊，有什麼不對呢？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LbhLeGbYL
「嗯……可是……哎喲喂我都亂掉了啦！我們老師說公公是男生沒有小雞雞，大64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPZrEHZLQi
姐姐又說那個人是女生，然後啊，那個人又一下子變男生，又一下子變女生。好奇怪64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJej2pLYHET
哦……到底那一個才是對的呢？我都搞亂了啦。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKtVT00U6Z
砅玥聞言笑了出來，才忙提手掩口，接著跟弱水這麼說：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPx19nD3Zk
「那麼……水水就當她是個有時候會裝成男生的女生，女生哦，好嗎？還有啊，64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTrigIT5QF
恭，是人家大街上拜年在說的那個恭喜恭喜的那個恭，不是老公公的公哦。懂了嗎？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9g60OLgXt
」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOsK2VgEEB
「哦～原來是這樣啊。弱水懂了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E9nz6tqRK
弱水好不容易解除了內心的困惑，心中大石落下鬆了口氣，傻傻純真的笑容。卻64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3rbQzbBEl
是隨之不經意的一瞥，發覺公公竟然盯著自己猛瞧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhORvrYaQs
弱水驚了一下，坐姿跳了一下，一雙貓掌不停撫著胸口，直說好險，好險。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ldgzhGlG
「大臣大人真的好可愛哦！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasmPEVtxZg
小夜曲抱著弱水又親又揉又捏，直說給我養、給我養，一定把妳養得白白胖胖的64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONGNQ3ULOK
。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYqxmwfwVa
就這樣，一群人笑著鬧著，聊著衣裝、作畫、以及一些平常的瑣碎事。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqseYxZJiM
喬依絲則一直半躺在貴妃椅上，閉著雙眼，微笑著，不說一句，只聽大家言語。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRot2vELKrq
時間不知過了多久，歡樂的氣氛也持續。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9ZbPJHXZk
喬依絲慢慢張開了雙眼，站起身，對小夜曲說道：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtEsCyLjmE
「那麼，打擾了。恭恭，今天很開心，改天有時間再來拜訪。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM5MZZ9Tzo
小夜曲一臉失望的神情，想再讓喬依絲一行人多留一會兒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbodT7sIU7O
卻是想起了些什麼，她望了望衣物區的方向，再瞧了瞧工作用的畫?，最後只好64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb4Qupj23d
心懷無奈卻仍百般殷勤地招呼他們離開。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRImJejlHq
「一定，要再來玩哦！」小夜曲真摯地揮手道別。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N6ejHqcLX
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