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#5 幸福小隊簽書見面會7Please respect copyright.PENANAww6iVlJxPJ
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「大家好,我是記者曾彙梭,哈!目前我正在一個簽書見面會的會場,為您做LIVE7Please respect copyright.PENANA6wBSid2bKh
YES NG連線報導。來來來,我們先出會場來看看這輛我個人十分滿意的YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAWUeeqWcrM5
NG車,看到了沒?我剛就坐這台來的,幫我省下不少計程車錢,這讓我可以多買幾個7Please respect copyright.PENANA0yGQXAIG7H
便當,少吃幾餐泡麵!它的好,彙梭最知道。……哦哦哦,大家看大家看,一個車身7Please respect copyright.PENANAI5Hx1HFgBE
四個輪子,擺明了就是一輛高檔的YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAHG1XfjbhWd
NG車。絕不會讓人誤以為是自行車、獨輪車、代步車、風車、或是孝連耶做人鼻要太7Please respect copyright.PENANA5OwBdt7T1F
機車!如此一目瞭然高貴典雅的設計,除了車身上大刺刺寫上了 YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAhe6X0QLbo0
NG車幾個大字,還要歸功於現在在畫面上大家所看到的,車頂所配備本世紀最新尖端7Please respect copyright.PENANAWOyqvchJ2F
科技,兩朵老鼠的大圓耳,黑黑的、圓圓的、軟軟的、綿綿的、QQ的,有沒有?再7Please respect copyright.PENANAP7KPS8uZfH
搭配車身黑白相間的色調,大家評評理,有沒有粉口愛!?屋某!?屋哦!子孫有沒有孝7Please respect copyright.PENANAdj8ZujhofX
順哦!?屋哦!尤其是現……啊?……什麼?……導播叫我別那麼會說,少廢話,快回7Please respect copyright.PENANArsUtGPtILV
會場報導?……還沒介紹完說……什麼!?再不回會場就要我滾回家不用回來了!?……7Please respect copyright.PENANAd8jCXvX8x8
麻煩跟導播說一下,我馬上去馬上去!……灌吸!快,攝影機扛著跟我衝!……很重7Please respect copyright.PENANAQfqnyWWq70
?穿太多不好活動?……什麼意思?你不是個攝影記者嗎?你的工作不是?……啊?7Please respect copyright.PENANANonfZT8FoB
臨時派來支援的?平常只懂脫光光自拍!?……電視台沒人材了嗎!?連這種的都派出來7Please respect copyright.PENANAas7Qi0vdV3
採訪?……什麼?我沒資格說你!?……你你你你這小子我不跟你好好溝通溝通不行…7Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7y3k0cg84
…喂?喂?嗯,是、是、是!……什麼!?麥沒關!?卡也還在拍!?主播大人,抱歉抱歉7Please respect copyright.PENANAo9zXRzOXCd
!我現在馬上處……」7Please respect copyright.PENANADxITsFOA7e
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噗啾!7Please respect copyright.PENANA7AlEKjcG3m
易陽關上了電視,心想這什麼爛節目,看了五分鐘,連是誰的簽書見面會都還不7Please respect copyright.PENANAp4GgkXs4AQ
知道。7Please respect copyright.PENANA37TxNkcMoo
「幹嘛關掉?」砅玥原本坐在一旁一起看的,見狀問了。7Please respect copyright.PENANArJp9FX6fNR
「很吵,比我還吵。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAehTy6XGfci
「有什麼關係,反正無聊……你……你又不陪我去逛……逛街。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAvYjGt5Md2o
「難得假日沒被喬依絲那傢伙抓去陪著胡搞瞎搞兼被搞,就讓我休息嘛,妳又不7Please respect copyright.PENANABAcdrsUcRF
是不知道我在那有多悲情。」7Please respect copyright.PENANA7cgBanTlFz
砅玥沒說什麼,坐客廳雙人沙發上,剛拿了電視的搖控器就放腿上轉阿轉的。7Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1Sgz3QzFf
「吶……易陽。」7Please respect copyright.PENANA9KKwJtZzBY
「嗯?」易陽躺在一張三人沙發上,慵懶地休息著。7Please respect copyright.PENANAKa8MoB5GaD
「那天……我們,一起去,聽見了沒?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAaLwaAR7VZU
「嗯。」易陽回了一聲,之後將身體側翻過去,讓人看不見臉,就這麼沉默。7Please respect copyright.PENANA9mwLJhdKJk
砅玥望著易陽的身影,憂憂的,接著才轉過了頭望向電視,按下了搖控器的開關7Please respect copyright.PENANAjZDW6InH90
。7Please respect copyright.PENANAMBalI3DGq6
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「……好意思,抱歉抱歉,擔誤了一點時間。因為現場真是人多到爆,我剛剛烙7Please respect copyright.PENANAcP16jWRFoj
了兩個兄弟過來,才順利進到會場。不好意思,我現在就開始為各位進行現場連線第7Please respect copyright.PENANAYkfIkHBhtJ
一時間絕對LIVE YES NG報導!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAyzhM20h7ko
「咳咳!咳!咳咳咳!TEST,TEST,萬吐THHRRREEEEE,呸,阿一烏A哦!OK!大7Please respect copyright.PENANAUnA4n6ModD
家好!我是記者曾彙梭,哈!現在我人正在目前OGC界人氣最TOP的天才漫畫家,小夜7Please respect copyright.PENANAiFyiYjJL5Q
曲老師的簽書見面會。這對粉絲來說可是驚天地泣鬼神的創舉!原本這位以神秘著稱7Please respect copyright.PENANAsCiLY8ReVo
、從不露面的謎之天才漫畫家,諸多傳聞可說是能寫成一本聊齊誌異跟一套大英百科7Please respect copyright.PENANAmitMnKn0eF
全書。而現在,鏘鏘,小夜曲老師以真面目見世人,又將為舞林掀起多少腥風血雨呢7Please respect copyright.PENANA2ffCZ2mjhH
!?而又會有多少無知少女被勁武團弄到懷孕呢!?現在,就讓我們來看看!……哦哦哦7Please respect copyright.PENANA5dXWcMFjVg
,大家可以從畫面上清楚地看到,會場內可說是萬人空巷、萬頭鑽動!再請從畫面上7Please respect copyright.PENANA92OTubbukB
左邊有一扇小窗戶看出去,很小,場內人走來走去還一直擋到,即使明明看不太到,7Please respect copyright.PENANAyIMJ8eGKGG
不過我們還是可以清楚看到這個會場外,哦哦,也還有一堆人擠不進會場,在外頭準7Please respect copyright.PENANA2eMsSbaUHG
備卡道夜宿、靜坐看立都有,真是極為轟動!現在我們把鏡頭拉近看看小夜曲老師的7Please respect copyright.PENANARkL7I6nVA2
簽書見面會進行得如何,現在……喂!灌吸!灌吸灌吸,拍重點拍重點,喂喂!不是7Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1CmRxM3Cr
叫你拍SHOW GIRL的重點,鏡頭快拉回來……再說簽書會找SHOW7Please respect copyright.PENANAxYHLolfpX7
GIRL來做什麼啊?夾書嗎?……等下那個SG,喂喂!…對,就是妳!等下我這邊採訪7Please respect copyright.PENANAdktGLWOydo
完,妳跟我到厚德路給我好好解釋一下,若沒個好理由,到時,嘿嘿,就看妳要怎麼7Please respect copyright.PENANAOgcZVUho9i
幫我疏通疏通。就這麼決定了!哈!?……好!是我好,SG沒說好!……好!我們繼續7Please respect copyright.PENANA5B6uAuCH5G
為大家報導重點。大……灌吸!就跟你說了不是SG美眉的重點,快!鏡頭拉回來。…7Please respect copyright.PENANAwzH2b2R1YP
…哦哦哦!大家快看那邊那邊。有位粉絲激動到開始拆起了會場的裝潢,市政府應該7Please respect copyright.PENANA112Xw4HUtf
考慮找這名粉絲去拆違建,環保又有效率!……再看再看!那邊那邊!??……一群熱7Please respect copyright.PENANAEZLVmJQvgl
血過度的粉絲們竟然昏倒了,一個一個排排躺,不知道的人還以為到了停屍間。哇塞7Please respect copyright.PENANAOqEp9sOczv
!大家快看那邊那邊!現在記者彙梭來到了澳洲為各位做實況報導,大家可以看到會7Please respect copyright.PENANARSbm5s9ZmJ
場內一根圓柱,目測約有十一頭半的無尾熊緊緊抱在柱子上,真是豪口愛啊!啊?為7Please respect copyright.PENANASageq2Jy9m
什麼有個半?請大家看看,其中有一隻用物以類聚的經驗法則來推斷的疑似無尾熊,7Please respect copyright.PENANA7W8VUtbxCe
我個人是看不見他的頭在那裡,所以稱之為半。好了,那……哇哩咧!灌吸快點往小7Please respect copyright.PENANAdQlB8bqxaT
夜曲老師那邊拍!……哦哦哦!我們從畫面上可以清楚看到,一位剛拿到簽名書之後7Please respect copyright.PENANAOxxMoZKUgJ
跟小夜曲老師握完手的粉絲,這位仁兄,竟然一直不斷地在喊爽,爽啊!有沒有這麼7Please respect copyright.PENANAoMXzIfYdnC
爽啊!?真是爽到家啦!爽到深處無怨尤啊!爽到海枯石爛雲雨巫山啊!這位仁兄,竟7Please respect copyright.PENANAldlhPXbx6r
然害彙梭濕了,真是好討厭啊!……好了,我本人最討厭說太多廢話,讓我們現在就7Please respect copyright.PENANA0Lp73WIA7f
去訪問小夜曲老師本人,為大家挖一些八卦。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEAgqdT2Ebm
「老師老師今天是妳第一次露面,面對現場的熱烈氣氛,請說說您的感想?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAANMEr4S7Po
記者曾彙梭將麥克風移到小夜曲老師的嘴邊。7Please respect copyright.PENANA2V4Pe7P0xm
只見老師一身嬌氣,微偏著頭,一手約於耳側,只伸食指點了點,一邊說道:7Please respect copyright.PENANAKcA16DKI40
「你、說、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAIfqx83qC4e
「那麼,能不能說說您這次決定露面的理由是什麼?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA4preLIFe7e
「你、覺、得、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAHwdeqWdzir
「那換個話題好了,問個觀眾最想知道的,請問老師您的三圍多少?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAJi6O8H0qTH
「你、看、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEpOGh2Taez
「這個……價值很稀有耶。啊啊!那那換個問題,請問您幾個小孩?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAGasJEgdXum
「你、生、給、我、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAXYQIX68wXE
「不然,請老師您說說您對喇舌有什麼看法?」7Please respect copyright.PENANALcBhqMgpWT
「你、喜、歡、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAVmeXAoAakN
「再不然,請您談談國家未來大政方針?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA01PDojMTh7
「你、說、笑、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANALcyWGJQGB7
小夜曲依是一身嬌嗲模樣,其間還頻送飛吻,吻倒場下一群粉絲。7Please respect copyright.PENANAFkR6SFzFZP
「到底我是老師?還是您是記者?您您您這樣我問不下去啊!?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAHBpmlSGM7B
「那麼呢~你問問人家未來有沒有什麼創作的……想、法、呀~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANAqBnPaI7vH3
「那請問小夜曲老師,您未來有沒有什麼創作的……想、法、呀~~?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9vh8n74Wm
「好討厭哦~怎麼問人家這個問題啦~。不過呢,人家還是會好好回答唷~。雖7Please respect copyright.PENANAfLoPulosHk
然是商業機密,說太多回去人家一定會被罵罵,不過呢,人家還是小小透露一些些未7Please respect copyright.PENANA81qY2UGIsl
來新作中的角色好了。未來的新作中呢,有一位氣質出眾、美麗又華麗的尊貴女帝,7Please respect copyright.PENANAm9nqZ0CPvq
還有她身邊一個女僕,不過不重要。還有呢,有一名在神社打工,但真正的身份是第7Please respect copyright.PENANAWOvBiya5h0
一王女的元氣美少女。最後呀~還有一位呢~~則是啊……」7Please respect copyright.PENANAoac3YokGhl
小夜曲突然停頓了下來,全國上下人人人都被吊足了胃口、屏息以待。7Please respect copyright.PENANA8jbAn2DmUR
這時又見小夜曲將食指抵唇,右眼闔上,微微側臉,天真爛漫地說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAwDWm9EtF0B
「秘、密、唷~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANAxxJpbJOVSy
說完,小夜曲可愛地啾了一下。7Please respect copyright.PENANAfCTA8dDg16
「哇哇哇,各位現在可以從畫面中清楚地看到,小夜曲老師突來一式狠招,令全7Please respect copyright.PENANA9k5oqQQA9L
場粉絲不論男女倒了一片,在場的倖存者們則驚魂未定、驚聲尖笑!」7Please respect copyright.PENANANjwAf8pLpz
在場的記者曾彙梭,藏不住心中的傾仰之情,對小曲夜老師比了個「妳行!」的7Please respect copyright.PENANAmuRW0OFUmk
手勢。7Please respect copyright.PENANAymcR8flkKj
「那麼最後彙梭在此為各位報導,目前我人正在人氣漫畫家小夜曲老師簽書見面7Please respect copyright.PENANAkkDbkNGjHE
的會場,這是這名謎之漫畫家第一次現身露面,造成了空前的慘況。接下來,我們來7Please respect copyright.PENANAJyZjwLRfnO
請問小夜曲老師,請問您最後有沒有什麼話要趁這個機會,透過電視對全國的觀眾說7Please respect copyright.PENANA5b6SsCBinU
呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAwJZN8juYM6
小夜曲用食指玻玻兩下麥克風,歪著頭似是想了一下,接著說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAtO6W9JTJe2
「今天我能在這裡像這樣子說話,我想說,謝謝你們!我最愛的父親、還有母親7Please respect copyright.PENANAlBcyzaQAXB
,我愛你們!還有,每一位我最親愛的朋友們!還有,幸福小隊的大家,謝謝你們!7Please respect copyright.PENANAoxexB0FcX5
」7Please respect copyright.PENANAeTXNitHa76
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噗啾!7Please respect copyright.PENANAXvvKRE6hNP
「洨耶去腦酥~~洨耶去腦酥~~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANA7srUEid4BG
易陽不知何時轉過了身也跟著看,關上電視後,竟歪嘴斜眼學粉絲尖叫,接著說7Please respect copyright.PENANAW0CMNlFaQW
道:7Please respect copyright.PENANAX9GKYzipaB
「真是一群傻瓜,電視裡那個是冒牌貨都不知道,小夜曲本人那有那麼三八,簡7Please respect copyright.PENANAbMjfrPeEiV
直比我還三八。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAWKkFS4T5v5
在幸福的鑰匙追尋大作戰終戰後,喬依絲曾帶大家又去找了小夜曲一次,送迷彩7Please respect copyright.PENANADRd5MB8h4T
裝。7Please respect copyright.PENANAmflh9CN6I4
自然又是吵吵鬧鬧一番,其中跑出了一個公關曲,就電視上那個。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYKuAl0ewt7
喬依絲在走之前,又語不驚人死不休的任命小夜曲為幸福小隊情報公關部長。7Please respect copyright.PENANAOhyU3nPaue
這小夜曲聞言竟然喜出望外,開開心心地接受任命,而且還斬豬頭以示忠誠。7Please respect copyright.PENANABarC3Y24c0
「你也知道你三八啊?」砅玥這才從樓下洗手間出來,似是聽見易陽自語。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJipvdMrg4X
「人在江湖,身不由己。韓信都鑽褲襠了,我扮公公也沒什麼不行。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAl0NJHFmvUs
「咦……那你的男子漢之路呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAZEFS93jT73
「我想通了,韓信也是個真男子!男人的價值不在於他的髮量,而在於他的肚量7Please respect copyright.PENANAhsBmrKANUw
!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAdMWV4QvYe1
「禿頭跟啤酒肚還不都一樣慘。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAxOjTluGqCz
「不不不,禿頭去吃吃到飽不會因為頭髮少就可以算級數打折扣,然而肚子大也7Please respect copyright.PENANAR54u4LKrbL
不多算錢,肚量大裝得多才能回本,差很多。」7Please respect copyright.PENANALVaPRIAx4j
「算了算了,跟你真是花幾輩子扯也扯不清。」7Please respect copyright.PENANApaBmp5oY5c
砅玥邊說邊從沙發上站起來,理了理服儀,繼續說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAbql48AODKL
「我回去幫你弄晚餐。今天你乖乖待家裡了,別亂跑,聽見了沒?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA5VXHun23Yc
「是,公主。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAjjwMrbodKb
易陽仍躺沙發上,目送著砅玥離開,視野之內,有一幅掛曆。7Please respect copyright.PENANA3rSf0inXZ5
掛曆上有個唯一用黑色油性筆圈起來的日子,易陽見了,轉身再睡下,無語。7Please respect copyright.PENANAEqrCj2HViL
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#5 幸福小隊簽書見面會7Please respect copyright.PENANAww6iVlJxPJ
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「大家好,我是記者曾彙梭,哈!目前我正在一個簽書見面會的會場,為您做LIVE7Please respect copyright.PENANA6wBSid2bKh
YES NG連線報導。來來來,我們先出會場來看看這輛我個人十分滿意的YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAWUeeqWcrM5
NG車,看到了沒?我剛就坐這台來的,幫我省下不少計程車錢,這讓我可以多買幾個7Please respect copyright.PENANA0yGQXAIG7H
便當,少吃幾餐泡麵!它的好,彙梭最知道。……哦哦哦,大家看大家看,一個車身7Please respect copyright.PENANAI5Hx1HFgBE
四個輪子,擺明了就是一輛高檔的YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAHG1XfjbhWd
NG車。絕不會讓人誤以為是自行車、獨輪車、代步車、風車、或是孝連耶做人鼻要太7Please respect copyright.PENANA5OwBdt7T1F
機車!如此一目瞭然高貴典雅的設計,除了車身上大刺刺寫上了 YES7Please respect copyright.PENANAhe6X0QLbo0
NG車幾個大字,還要歸功於現在在畫面上大家所看到的,車頂所配備本世紀最新尖端7Please respect copyright.PENANAWOyqvchJ2F
科技,兩朵老鼠的大圓耳,黑黑的、圓圓的、軟軟的、綿綿的、QQ的,有沒有?再7Please respect copyright.PENANAP7KPS8uZfH
搭配車身黑白相間的色調,大家評評理,有沒有粉口愛!?屋某!?屋哦!子孫有沒有孝7Please respect copyright.PENANAdj8ZujhofX
順哦!?屋哦!尤其是現……啊?……什麼?……導播叫我別那麼會說,少廢話,快回7Please respect copyright.PENANArsUtGPtILV
會場報導?……還沒介紹完說……什麼!?再不回會場就要我滾回家不用回來了!?……7Please respect copyright.PENANAd8jCXvX8x8
麻煩跟導播說一下,我馬上去馬上去!……灌吸!快,攝影機扛著跟我衝!……很重7Please respect copyright.PENANAQfqnyWWq70
?穿太多不好活動?……什麼意思?你不是個攝影記者嗎?你的工作不是?……啊?7Please respect copyright.PENANANonfZT8FoB
臨時派來支援的?平常只懂脫光光自拍!?……電視台沒人材了嗎!?連這種的都派出來7Please respect copyright.PENANAas7Qi0vdV3
採訪?……什麼?我沒資格說你!?……你你你你這小子我不跟你好好溝通溝通不行…7Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7y3k0cg84
…喂?喂?嗯,是、是、是!……什麼!?麥沒關!?卡也還在拍!?主播大人,抱歉抱歉7Please respect copyright.PENANAo9zXRzOXCd
!我現在馬上處……」7Please respect copyright.PENANADxITsFOA7e
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噗啾!7Please respect copyright.PENANA7AlEKjcG3m
易陽關上了電視,心想這什麼爛節目,看了五分鐘,連是誰的簽書見面會都還不7Please respect copyright.PENANAp4GgkXs4AQ
知道。7Please respect copyright.PENANA37TxNkcMoo
「幹嘛關掉?」砅玥原本坐在一旁一起看的,見狀問了。7Please respect copyright.PENANArJp9FX6fNR
「很吵,比我還吵。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAehTy6XGfci
「有什麼關係,反正無聊……你……你又不陪我去逛……逛街。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAvYjGt5Md2o
「難得假日沒被喬依絲那傢伙抓去陪著胡搞瞎搞兼被搞,就讓我休息嘛,妳又不7Please respect copyright.PENANABAcdrsUcRF
是不知道我在那有多悲情。」7Please respect copyright.PENANA7cgBanTlFz
砅玥沒說什麼,坐客廳雙人沙發上,剛拿了電視的搖控器就放腿上轉阿轉的。7Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1Sgz3QzFf
「吶……易陽。」7Please respect copyright.PENANA9KKwJtZzBY
「嗯?」易陽躺在一張三人沙發上,慵懶地休息著。7Please respect copyright.PENANAKa8MoB5GaD
「那天……我們,一起去,聽見了沒?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAaLwaAR7VZU
「嗯。」易陽回了一聲,之後將身體側翻過去,讓人看不見臉,就這麼沉默。7Please respect copyright.PENANA9mwLJhdKJk
砅玥望著易陽的身影,憂憂的,接著才轉過了頭望向電視,按下了搖控器的開關7Please respect copyright.PENANAjZDW6InH90
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「……好意思,抱歉抱歉,擔誤了一點時間。因為現場真是人多到爆,我剛剛烙7Please respect copyright.PENANAcP16jWRFoj
了兩個兄弟過來,才順利進到會場。不好意思,我現在就開始為各位進行現場連線第7Please respect copyright.PENANAYkfIkHBhtJ
一時間絕對LIVE YES NG報導!」7Please respect copyright.PENANAyzhM20h7ko
「咳咳!咳!咳咳咳!TEST,TEST,萬吐THHRRREEEEE,呸,阿一烏A哦!OK!大7Please respect copyright.PENANAUnA4n6ModD
家好!我是記者曾彙梭,哈!現在我人正在目前OGC界人氣最TOP的天才漫畫家,小夜7Please respect copyright.PENANAiFyiYjJL5Q
曲老師的簽書見面會。這對粉絲來說可是驚天地泣鬼神的創舉!原本這位以神秘著稱7Please respect copyright.PENANAsCiLY8ReVo
、從不露面的謎之天才漫畫家,諸多傳聞可說是能寫成一本聊齊誌異跟一套大英百科7Please respect copyright.PENANAmitMnKn0eF
全書。而現在,鏘鏘,小夜曲老師以真面目見世人,又將為舞林掀起多少腥風血雨呢7Please respect copyright.PENANA2ffCZ2mjhH
!?而又會有多少無知少女被勁武團弄到懷孕呢!?現在,就讓我們來看看!……哦哦哦7Please respect copyright.PENANA5dXWcMFjVg
,大家可以從畫面上清楚地看到,會場內可說是萬人空巷、萬頭鑽動!再請從畫面上7Please respect copyright.PENANA92OTubbukB
左邊有一扇小窗戶看出去,很小,場內人走來走去還一直擋到,即使明明看不太到,7Please respect copyright.PENANAyIMJ8eGKGG
不過我們還是可以清楚看到這個會場外,哦哦,也還有一堆人擠不進會場,在外頭準7Please respect copyright.PENANA2eMsSbaUHG
備卡道夜宿、靜坐看立都有,真是極為轟動!現在我們把鏡頭拉近看看小夜曲老師的7Please respect copyright.PENANARkL7I6nVA2
簽書見面會進行得如何,現在……喂!灌吸!灌吸灌吸,拍重點拍重點,喂喂!不是7Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1CmRxM3Cr
叫你拍SHOW GIRL的重點,鏡頭快拉回來……再說簽書會找SHOW7Please respect copyright.PENANAxYHLolfpX7
GIRL來做什麼啊?夾書嗎?……等下那個SG,喂喂!…對,就是妳!等下我這邊採訪7Please respect copyright.PENANAdktGLWOydo
完,妳跟我到厚德路給我好好解釋一下,若沒個好理由,到時,嘿嘿,就看妳要怎麼7Please respect copyright.PENANAOgcZVUho9i
幫我疏通疏通。就這麼決定了!哈!?……好!是我好,SG沒說好!……好!我們繼續7Please respect copyright.PENANA5B6uAuCH5G
為大家報導重點。大……灌吸!就跟你說了不是SG美眉的重點,快!鏡頭拉回來。…7Please respect copyright.PENANAwzH2b2R1YP
…哦哦哦!大家快看那邊那邊。有位粉絲激動到開始拆起了會場的裝潢,市政府應該7Please respect copyright.PENANA112Xw4HUtf
考慮找這名粉絲去拆違建,環保又有效率!……再看再看!那邊那邊!??……一群熱7Please respect copyright.PENANAEZLVmJQvgl
血過度的粉絲們竟然昏倒了,一個一個排排躺,不知道的人還以為到了停屍間。哇塞7Please respect copyright.PENANAOqEp9sOczv
!大家快看那邊那邊!現在記者彙梭來到了澳洲為各位做實況報導,大家可以看到會7Please respect copyright.PENANARSbm5s9ZmJ
場內一根圓柱,目測約有十一頭半的無尾熊緊緊抱在柱子上,真是豪口愛啊!啊?為7Please respect copyright.PENANASageq2Jy9m
什麼有個半?請大家看看,其中有一隻用物以類聚的經驗法則來推斷的疑似無尾熊,7Please respect copyright.PENANA7W8VUtbxCe
我個人是看不見他的頭在那裡,所以稱之為半。好了,那……哇哩咧!灌吸快點往小7Please respect copyright.PENANAdQlB8bqxaT
夜曲老師那邊拍!……哦哦哦!我們從畫面上可以清楚看到,一位剛拿到簽名書之後7Please respect copyright.PENANAOxxMoZKUgJ
跟小夜曲老師握完手的粉絲,這位仁兄,竟然一直不斷地在喊爽,爽啊!有沒有這麼7Please respect copyright.PENANAoMXzIfYdnC
爽啊!?真是爽到家啦!爽到深處無怨尤啊!爽到海枯石爛雲雨巫山啊!這位仁兄,竟7Please respect copyright.PENANAldlhPXbx6r
然害彙梭濕了,真是好討厭啊!……好了,我本人最討厭說太多廢話,讓我們現在就7Please respect copyright.PENANA0Lp73WIA7f
去訪問小夜曲老師本人,為大家挖一些八卦。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEAgqdT2Ebm
「老師老師今天是妳第一次露面,面對現場的熱烈氣氛,請說說您的感想?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAANMEr4S7Po
記者曾彙梭將麥克風移到小夜曲老師的嘴邊。7Please respect copyright.PENANA2V4Pe7P0xm
只見老師一身嬌氣,微偏著頭,一手約於耳側,只伸食指點了點,一邊說道:7Please respect copyright.PENANAKcA16DKI40
「你、說、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAIfqx83qC4e
「那麼,能不能說說您這次決定露面的理由是什麼?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA4preLIFe7e
「你、覺、得、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAHwdeqWdzir
「那換個話題好了,問個觀眾最想知道的,請問老師您的三圍多少?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAJi6O8H0qTH
「你、看、呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAEpOGh2Taez
「這個……價值很稀有耶。啊啊!那那換個問題,請問您幾個小孩?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAGasJEgdXum
「你、生、給、我、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAXYQIX68wXE
「不然,請老師您說說您對喇舌有什麼看法?」7Please respect copyright.PENANALcBhqMgpWT
「你、喜、歡、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAVmeXAoAakN
「再不然,請您談談國家未來大政方針?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA01PDojMTh7
「你、說、笑、嗎?」7Please respect copyright.PENANALcyWGJQGB7
小夜曲依是一身嬌嗲模樣,其間還頻送飛吻,吻倒場下一群粉絲。7Please respect copyright.PENANAFkR6SFzFZP
「到底我是老師?還是您是記者?您您您這樣我問不下去啊!?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAHBpmlSGM7B
「那麼呢~你問問人家未來有沒有什麼創作的……想、法、呀~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANAqBnPaI7vH3
「那請問小夜曲老師,您未來有沒有什麼創作的……想、法、呀~~?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9vh8n74Wm
「好討厭哦~怎麼問人家這個問題啦~。不過呢,人家還是會好好回答唷~。雖7Please respect copyright.PENANAfLoPulosHk
然是商業機密,說太多回去人家一定會被罵罵,不過呢,人家還是小小透露一些些未7Please respect copyright.PENANA81qY2UGIsl
來新作中的角色好了。未來的新作中呢,有一位氣質出眾、美麗又華麗的尊貴女帝,7Please respect copyright.PENANAm9nqZ0CPvq
還有她身邊一個女僕,不過不重要。還有呢,有一名在神社打工,但真正的身份是第7Please respect copyright.PENANAWOvBiya5h0
一王女的元氣美少女。最後呀~還有一位呢~~則是啊……」7Please respect copyright.PENANAoac3YokGhl
小夜曲突然停頓了下來,全國上下人人人都被吊足了胃口、屏息以待。7Please respect copyright.PENANA8jbAn2DmUR
這時又見小夜曲將食指抵唇,右眼闔上,微微側臉,天真爛漫地說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAwDWm9EtF0B
「秘、密、唷~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANAxxJpbJOVSy
說完,小夜曲可愛地啾了一下。7Please respect copyright.PENANAfCTA8dDg16
「哇哇哇,各位現在可以從畫面中清楚地看到,小夜曲老師突來一式狠招,令全7Please respect copyright.PENANA9k5oqQQA9L
場粉絲不論男女倒了一片,在場的倖存者們則驚魂未定、驚聲尖笑!」7Please respect copyright.PENANANjwAf8pLpz
在場的記者曾彙梭,藏不住心中的傾仰之情,對小曲夜老師比了個「妳行!」的7Please respect copyright.PENANAmuRW0OFUmk
手勢。7Please respect copyright.PENANAymcR8flkKj
「那麼最後彙梭在此為各位報導,目前我人正在人氣漫畫家小夜曲老師簽書見面7Please respect copyright.PENANAkkDbkNGjHE
的會場,這是這名謎之漫畫家第一次現身露面,造成了空前的慘況。接下來,我們來7Please respect copyright.PENANAJyZjwLRfnO
請問小夜曲老師,請問您最後有沒有什麼話要趁這個機會,透過電視對全國的觀眾說7Please respect copyright.PENANA5b6SsCBinU
呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAwJZN8juYM6
小夜曲用食指玻玻兩下麥克風,歪著頭似是想了一下,接著說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAtO6W9JTJe2
「今天我能在這裡像這樣子說話,我想說,謝謝你們!我最愛的父親、還有母親7Please respect copyright.PENANAlBcyzaQAXB
,我愛你們!還有,每一位我最親愛的朋友們!還有,幸福小隊的大家,謝謝你們!7Please respect copyright.PENANAoxexB0FcX5
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噗啾!7Please respect copyright.PENANAXvvKRE6hNP
「洨耶去腦酥~~洨耶去腦酥~~~」7Please respect copyright.PENANA7srUEid4BG
易陽不知何時轉過了身也跟著看,關上電視後,竟歪嘴斜眼學粉絲尖叫,接著說7Please respect copyright.PENANAW0CMNlFaQW
道:7Please respect copyright.PENANAX9GKYzipaB
「真是一群傻瓜,電視裡那個是冒牌貨都不知道,小夜曲本人那有那麼三八,簡7Please respect copyright.PENANAbMjfrPeEiV
直比我還三八。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAWKkFS4T5v5
在幸福的鑰匙追尋大作戰終戰後,喬依絲曾帶大家又去找了小夜曲一次,送迷彩7Please respect copyright.PENANADRd5MB8h4T
裝。7Please respect copyright.PENANAmflh9CN6I4
自然又是吵吵鬧鬧一番,其中跑出了一個公關曲,就電視上那個。7Please respect copyright.PENANAYKuAl0ewt7
喬依絲在走之前,又語不驚人死不休的任命小夜曲為幸福小隊情報公關部長。7Please respect copyright.PENANAOhyU3nPaue
這小夜曲聞言竟然喜出望外,開開心心地接受任命,而且還斬豬頭以示忠誠。7Please respect copyright.PENANABarC3Y24c0
「你也知道你三八啊?」砅玥這才從樓下洗手間出來,似是聽見易陽自語。7Please respect copyright.PENANAJipvdMrg4X
「人在江湖,身不由己。韓信都鑽褲襠了,我扮公公也沒什麼不行。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAl0NJHFmvUs
「咦……那你的男子漢之路呢?」7Please respect copyright.PENANAZEFS93jT73
「我想通了,韓信也是個真男子!男人的價值不在於他的髮量,而在於他的肚量7Please respect copyright.PENANAhsBmrKANUw
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「禿頭跟啤酒肚還不都一樣慘。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAxOjTluGqCz
「不不不,禿頭去吃吃到飽不會因為頭髮少就可以算級數打折扣,然而肚子大也7Please respect copyright.PENANAR54u4LKrbL
不多算錢,肚量大裝得多才能回本,差很多。」7Please respect copyright.PENANALVaPRIAx4j
「算了算了,跟你真是花幾輩子扯也扯不清。」7Please respect copyright.PENANApaBmp5oY5c
砅玥邊說邊從沙發上站起來,理了理服儀,繼續說了:7Please respect copyright.PENANAbql48AODKL
「我回去幫你弄晚餐。今天你乖乖待家裡了,別亂跑,聽見了沒?」7Please respect copyright.PENANA5VXHun23Yc
「是,公主。」7Please respect copyright.PENANAjjwMrbodKb
易陽仍躺沙發上,目送著砅玥離開,視野之內,有一幅掛曆。7Please respect copyright.PENANA3rSf0inXZ5
掛曆上有個唯一用黑色油性筆圈起來的日子,易陽見了,轉身再睡下,無語。7Please respect copyright.PENANAEqrCj2HViL
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