1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ614cQdwaZ7
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漂流：又迷路了吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S0JivXha5
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYGmlNLWVQ
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVPz6MJ520
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIjjEKc3Wg
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9wJdOMovS
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j872cMRs0
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsd4qzyiLG
御天：QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7YgiUPujS
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRd392RvSi
左手&右手一齐点头。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5VmR2ZxvJ
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSylmSU3OPo
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPTRgb2btK
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2HHJNFnLI
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET19cUkreh
小雷：好~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCCz54pGgc
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjCUYi42ns
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyHk0QstVC
御天：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqkEalYhGY
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8azC408ZhF
战无伤：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfaLoFKAgR
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GSBzqs5Js
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHgkxGbtyQ
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbXyuAdnYJ
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRgVT2optN
战无伤&御天：我也……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BAYOV3QPn
剑鬼笑而不语。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6f4XeXXDd
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM0CWLnWmK
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDYdNlY8FZ
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1rCEuqKcN
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7WE5FHBNh
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPneGMzLNL
众人：切~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxS3vUpUWk
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTTw9VCKjb
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NyKZO4eyY
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TZP3Q41Uk
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtKC1muebh
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZANrvLhNk
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t7umPmOI1
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXRawEmUCc
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgZDq97xKc
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxJDmdDA7j
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRi7gejVbP
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01G0tjLOUk
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRnNIPUyoq
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rMg0kiEPB
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVs61lRQLD
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3、和漂流一起做任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzUwvEPyCZ
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJzQCVWxqm
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqvPbEKmNC
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQUAinVre
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGtPsLrVBM
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOUFzePYJ5
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEV9sv0Nep
千里：嘿嘿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP8jSA6dBc
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsLfR3E8K7
千里&剑鬼：好。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a1Dt9cMV2
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCDYUhITdF
佑哥：包在我身上了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIZjDcGIp5
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenTamVkGfe
御天：我，我。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3NWv5GAmg
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmcoRoSy55
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5sGign1Ik
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJY0Fksjnq
御天：……QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpNpCkCFUg
公子：好了，那就出发吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw31Nv5sUM9
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfO0pb8Geo
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Vj4pzNXY
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflY5phnDpQ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y8UEOxXQM
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN6payldZt
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1bNkxH2p
御天：……QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKnHYiCjpZ
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCFGuVReZX
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6jOFGNe5T
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2aRU3gDCJ
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIiBrV6fEC
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzw5iW83k8
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhgA5Y098X
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQYv2zRMnS
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm2I7XQg4f
御天：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwN1qSoOmY
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA1jrIaA43
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDEmdsOyhm
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B3mgzcJK0
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hCsQSy6eq
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG17Co9Ms8
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsYkPR9yfH
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjho44W7RxS
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVZsNyyyjo
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmpVfZD0Gk
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u8RYpX5Va
（佣兵团频道内）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24X1iXHs3M
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiResjNSwM4
众人：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDZHvXH2pX
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd63wgmssV
千里：就是。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSQPVyM2r
众人：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7VrHyZ7N7
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jxVwMAN6c
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkux7rmx7of
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZPUDc5vvi
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKVVDX8Ri8
御天：靠！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFTxKDqL9c
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8hKbvjJ1f
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjTaKEmKnk
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GeTYmoJbd
剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf93rpSulD
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5xPYFV4Ao
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXC9QLVee7
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdWT77kn3o
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QwNGJ4Acw
剑鬼：任务怎么接？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44bd8rGTo6
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRr0TjYO41
战无伤：是指那个吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGskww7RVMO
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREmXvaS7Wk
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DFCio5aaq
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjASdFGdbG
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v1K94Vw9a
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX5nJfPtxn
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi8k3WQVa5
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mpcym3ke0
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPeIuXwhSH
剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlg7YkmkUg
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4DuyXWK5M
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpf4TfBbIF
战无伤：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiF0U6Ifjc
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeyGzxwCMH
佑哥：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBuxMJRA6e
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqGhDbxhHG
佑哥：再去试试看呗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKd9OTb7vd
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhDfcLbM48
剑鬼：情人节任务……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4JFvBuBIT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBsWnS2xQS
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYwn7hmmH1
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YS4JNqf03
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2Id4zK7oz
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PxLMeXHd3
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmBjoQEGm1
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y7Ci5ul5L
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSPigni6AW
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquFs43moZC
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y1L4yDTEX
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrlJNc116R
佑哥&剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlfe4xbVFl
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyqK7RMojy
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeADBabVWs
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6v6N1gxXa
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2juy0icVRH
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f65fYgaZR
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36pdoedeEw
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5I39h7Sk4
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQGdy8LrUn
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIfHfIlFW6
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp3JclIa9V
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLxEIAhwZo
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFc32FT3Jj
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfntN4XCOQ
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gB4g0o2bK
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmR8AVFSnO
公子：和千里做的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCFaYqCxlJ
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf0KdWwQxV
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBc1t6k4bJ
战无伤：靠！无耻！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclY9tJwPt7
（N个城外的某个角落）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM52RcCoyn4
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnDBV1znlz
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4ngrTTJil
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLbP3eX7G5
御天：那就滚远点！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXwpBSYg4m
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* 补充：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxjE13RouT
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPdI1vx8ul
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ8Kd4iQc8
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrop185F048
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkhvyXLdRY
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEZwUCT8lt
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlh9V4l9Ub
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHj8Xdfbsv
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHtjLiOWeF
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffj9xvdgkC
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9h4PksEnJ
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJIYLjBaqr
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Wgvw76d4
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRPVHp8c0b
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9HWh3ddGr
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0JDykfMN8
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御天：QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoTCfVNX46
战无伤：怎么了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRQE8N1Tl
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIiV4F1IMv
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglS3UOEc0k
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwkEQkOgCB
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39C04qcejM
御天：家里的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjPVQeIOZn
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpdA22QmeC
御天：对啊，我也不想的！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVFOmNFTwc
战无伤：[蜡烛]49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDTys2vf9s
（过了几天）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBhF93lDRC
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtkH0W8Zox
战无伤：他又怎么你了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqIu1Wv5FQ
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY8L71Yt1E
战无伤：[蜡烛]49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbNZIOvfQx
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNQtHjnyBv
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD2uPD4Tv6
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKMtKcmoAI
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMU3HsszPs
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlRt1wyU1C
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbnOATYMIE
小雷：嗯嗯。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHq56Mc4X2
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXj9OuWOSo
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rc2qzEpgb
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9ekU6Ii56
千里突然有了深深的危机感。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lvHWyqHYS
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6b1UfudgI
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPn0MQfdIs
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbglAGLUFWv
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNzrtGhNzh
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpVvav5yo
佑哥：……这是啥？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyZVDeLyQX
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK6urbDmre
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ74pN7nlh
众人突然有了深深的危机感。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIG0CQngS6
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FREETALK49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUV9ZVjzNq
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yxATfGWyA
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m6Whgr7qh
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIPiR0haoF
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbkGXqw5zG
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoZdaUSkpI
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2MfrHkJqg
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPgKoWu1xi
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFmid343Kl
以上~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ0cCtriEt
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漂流：又迷路了吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S0JivXha5
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYGmlNLWVQ
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVPz6MJ520
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIjjEKc3Wg
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9wJdOMovS
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j872cMRs0
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsd4qzyiLG
御天：QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7YgiUPujS
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRd392RvSi
左手&右手一齐点头。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5VmR2ZxvJ
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSylmSU3OPo
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPTRgb2btK
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2HHJNFnLI
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET19cUkreh
小雷：好~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCCz54pGgc
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjCUYi42ns
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyHk0QstVC
御天：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqkEalYhGY
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8azC408ZhF
战无伤：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfaLoFKAgR
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GSBzqs5Js
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHgkxGbtyQ
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbXyuAdnYJ
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRgVT2optN
战无伤&御天：我也……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BAYOV3QPn
剑鬼笑而不语。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6f4XeXXDd
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM0CWLnWmK
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDYdNlY8FZ
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1rCEuqKcN
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7WE5FHBNh
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPneGMzLNL
众人：切~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxS3vUpUWk
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTTw9VCKjb
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NyKZO4eyY
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TZP3Q41Uk
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtKC1muebh
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZANrvLhNk
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t7umPmOI1
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXRawEmUCc
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgZDq97xKc
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxJDmdDA7j
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRi7gejVbP
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01G0tjLOUk
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRnNIPUyoq
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rMg0kiEPB
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVs61lRQLD
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3、和漂流一起做任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzUwvEPyCZ
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJzQCVWxqm
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqvPbEKmNC
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HQUAinVre
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGtPsLrVBM
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOUFzePYJ5
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEV9sv0Nep
千里：嘿嘿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP8jSA6dBc
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsLfR3E8K7
千里&剑鬼：好。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a1Dt9cMV2
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCDYUhITdF
佑哥：包在我身上了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIZjDcGIp5
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenTamVkGfe
御天：我，我。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3NWv5GAmg
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmcoRoSy55
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5sGign1Ik
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJY0Fksjnq
御天：……QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpNpCkCFUg
公子：好了，那就出发吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw31Nv5sUM9
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfO0pb8Geo
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Vj4pzNXY
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflY5phnDpQ
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y8UEOxXQM
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN6payldZt
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1bNkxH2p
御天：……QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKnHYiCjpZ
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCFGuVReZX
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6jOFGNe5T
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2aRU3gDCJ
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIiBrV6fEC
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzw5iW83k8
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhgA5Y098X
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQYv2zRMnS
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm2I7XQg4f
御天：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwN1qSoOmY
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA1jrIaA43
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDEmdsOyhm
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B3mgzcJK0
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hCsQSy6eq
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHG17Co9Ms8
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsYkPR9yfH
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjho44W7RxS
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVZsNyyyjo
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmpVfZD0Gk
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u8RYpX5Va
（佣兵团频道内）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24X1iXHs3M
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiResjNSwM4
众人：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDZHvXH2pX
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd63wgmssV
千里：就是。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRSQPVyM2r
众人：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7VrHyZ7N7
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jxVwMAN6c
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkux7rmx7of
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZPUDc5vvi
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKVVDX8Ri8
御天：靠！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFTxKDqL9c
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8hKbvjJ1f
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjTaKEmKnk
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GeTYmoJbd
剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf93rpSulD
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5xPYFV4Ao
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXC9QLVee7
众人：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdWT77kn3o
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QwNGJ4Acw
剑鬼：任务怎么接？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44bd8rGTo6
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRr0TjYO41
战无伤：是指那个吗？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGskww7RVMO
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREmXvaS7Wk
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DFCio5aaq
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjASdFGdbG
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v1K94Vw9a
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX5nJfPtxn
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZi8k3WQVa5
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mpcym3ke0
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPeIuXwhSH
剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlg7YkmkUg
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4DuyXWK5M
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpf4TfBbIF
战无伤：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiF0U6Ifjc
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeyGzxwCMH
佑哥：擦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBuxMJRA6e
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqGhDbxhHG
佑哥：再去试试看呗。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKd9OTb7vd
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhDfcLbM48
剑鬼：情人节任务……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4JFvBuBIT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBsWnS2xQS
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYwn7hmmH1
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YS4JNqf03
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2Id4zK7oz
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PxLMeXHd3
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmBjoQEGm1
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y7Ci5ul5L
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSPigni6AW
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquFs43moZC
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y1L4yDTEX
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrlJNc116R
佑哥&剑鬼：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlfe4xbVFl
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyqK7RMojy
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeADBabVWs
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6v6N1gxXa
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2juy0icVRH
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f65fYgaZR
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36pdoedeEw
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5I39h7Sk4
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQGdy8LrUn
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIfHfIlFW6
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp3JclIa9V
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLxEIAhwZo
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFc32FT3Jj
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfntN4XCOQ
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gB4g0o2bK
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmR8AVFSnO
公子：和千里做的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCFaYqCxlJ
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf0KdWwQxV
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBc1t6k4bJ
战无伤：靠！无耻！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclY9tJwPt7
（N个城外的某个角落）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM52RcCoyn4
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnDBV1znlz
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4ngrTTJil
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLbP3eX7G5
御天：那就滚远点！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXwpBSYg4m
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* 补充：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxjE13RouT
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPdI1vx8ul
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ8Kd4iQc8
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrop185F048
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkhvyXLdRY
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEZwUCT8lt
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlh9V4l9Ub
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHj8Xdfbsv
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHtjLiOWeF
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffj9xvdgkC
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9h4PksEnJ
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJIYLjBaqr
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Wgvw76d4
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRPVHp8c0b
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9HWh3ddGr
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0JDykfMN8
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御天：QAQ49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoTCfVNX46
战无伤：怎么了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxRQE8N1Tl
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIiV4F1IMv
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglS3UOEc0k
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwkEQkOgCB
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39C04qcejM
御天：家里的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjPVQeIOZn
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpdA22QmeC
御天：对啊，我也不想的！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVFOmNFTwc
战无伤：[蜡烛]49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDTys2vf9s
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御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtkH0W8Zox
战无伤：他又怎么你了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqIu1Wv5FQ
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY8L71Yt1E
战无伤：[蜡烛]49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbNZIOvfQx
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNQtHjnyBv
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD2uPD4Tv6
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKMtKcmoAI
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMU3HsszPs
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlRt1wyU1C
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbnOATYMIE
小雷：嗯嗯。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHq56Mc4X2
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXj9OuWOSo
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rc2qzEpgb
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9ekU6Ii56
千里突然有了深深的危机感。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lvHWyqHYS
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6b1UfudgI
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPn0MQfdIs
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbglAGLUFWv
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNzrtGhNzh
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpVvav5yo
佑哥：……这是啥？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyZVDeLyQX
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK6urbDmre
佑哥：……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ74pN7nlh
众人突然有了深深的危机感。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIG0CQngS6
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FREETALK49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUV9ZVjzNq
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yxATfGWyA
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m6Whgr7qh
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIPiR0haoF
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbkGXqw5zG
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoZdaUSkpI
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2MfrHkJqg
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPgKoWu1xi
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFmid343Kl
以上~49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ0cCtriEt
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