1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvFuLWhS3v
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漂流：又迷路了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmVyGakBCZ
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RfbWAYBFg
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwBo1NSUGu
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9w9j8EXYs
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoRW45mY1E
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLQR7dd60q
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSjMu2uhaQ
御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCaX5kCcbA
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDViAesQkHB
左手&右手一齐点头。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfibhNdCn9t
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytCyrAFz4s
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NlASrZb4X
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVoneo6PTV
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHpviEOod5
小雷：好~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUlNTLKg2U
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GoX7AdJ7W
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfTXssFzCf
御天：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5nDKoDpBI
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcmnPdk7Rp
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lD9mZ9vw3
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhb2jhjFiP
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV0F3TKjhh
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnLS6GuGfa
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatnyQVaGau
战无伤&御天：我也……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcppwkt5vJi
剑鬼笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3J7VzIpkr
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp7JzVWoJp
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjQw8I6XFm
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIXjATb92e
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0icZ4Zgzbn
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQMgWrZS5B
众人：切~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUG7bq8zYa
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ806phkES0L
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVIQqOjbjC
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztTrsqrQX2
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmnTdF6vE5
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BNLYr1a7x
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cRyLjeTiq
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qt9w4Qgxa
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjgD1njAdG
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCJZSBTUOK
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60R7nrQ72W
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd5nio6v4j
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u6TwvORmq
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ6BzgNG9C
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmworcsPX0
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3、和漂流一起做任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZvnNRXfZA
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJezVFIByDR
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tiWAyRwdB
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZhSFsOg7M
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0K0jQO5oG
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwkit91vUg
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvvYaIjPfG
千里：嘿嘿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqAAXrL8qm
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLGy3NYday
千里&剑鬼：好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtF5GlqqF4
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lVjQ89RQh
佑哥：包在我身上了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAoCLQaB9f
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzd7StLEUc
御天：我，我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJjmo82zyX
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmrfy0Wc5K
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzsdiEqD13
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG4gA9aMR6
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEriyzrHti
公子：好了，那就出发吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEKkEXVmMU
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdUXs9uXXQ
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qVhyI0iHZ
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgbd0g4lLy
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4bkrbTEvx
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDr4Wzzm2M
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjStO6Ez4j
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpxrvVVD6b
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPKf3K1iKx
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tW1N4zvwj
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq58xBERXY
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fmKjYgcl8
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ215v9Dx6eD
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG56NLF6tt
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jhJqSO8yZ
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dtTbT3Cj0
御天：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8ldzXGvsS
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrLdGzNS2Z
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKByjCom4p
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l2x6OMjV2
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmttbjwWTb
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTL1uc9ihO
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl7CqY0U1m
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj2bzDQxHo
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN3BqPZyAT
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ8N2FQNR5
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5fY4uqNcp
（佣兵团频道内）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxAM3U6oSk
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJaN1fvZEr
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4Dty9EF0o
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHIswOceMC
千里：就是。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgljXKiUiM2
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExUAU9RFyp
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4zyNCxyS6
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqsaKI6ZpM
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAC4ODdDv7
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwyrMXDr5p
御天：靠！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdygiSS7ezR
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKUytrI63G
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBCSMUhD1K
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Iru61V1FN
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA7uV9TCw0
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2xRNoP1z8
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q5bS9btom
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSLxoAdC3P
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDjPrHTVTN
剑鬼：任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtRktCJsUu
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kZz7f1ymT
战无伤：是指那个吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1WlIxN8Au
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ldG0b1L8B
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzeXibfevg
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpf8ediDgD
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSJe9SOf0F
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiBzQOpvSP
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYDwYE1wsN
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGoKqcA3Nz
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat3iFJSAXh
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uauK2JwTc
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZwMdwavKT
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQVEdqxqv
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GQhijMMyT
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrfBpCbtcy
佑哥：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvxP5uE42G
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sbhtliDQo
佑哥：再去试试看呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskC7TKZsbU
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXocJEa6bzs
剑鬼：情人节任务……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyKRVF7Tlx
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpHqpq40vU
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2gSMbDnOY
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdGmoUGI74
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZzTXjmJXh
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXiNQoBI02
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPJN81oUor
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxwW4HJyu6
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw5q2rt9g1
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReYfS8ITPY
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyyPvFRh77
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNxrCxgStP
佑哥&剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eoGWdobF6
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa6pORMxaK
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQOLAGkAi8
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2ND0rHplY
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnds8qNdp
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhvBdY0Gvt
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHLEHwgHsp
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7XJ2dhzQC
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrr32DCpkP
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zdpBHnzyv
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6GShkSEvf
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36IJdz56nJ
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTnNa75iCa
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqocSLLtnfn
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLguxVwia0
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50B9CD3l9v
公子：和千里做的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMr95fmJVE
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQS3mHQZFF
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSLxWgX31p
战无伤：靠！无耻！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntQawf3LNg
（N个城外的某个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2eLtoKW1M
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Lu9Eu5Md
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lBo1x5Xa1
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm0hrAzh8f
御天：那就滚远点！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhN2YlsLWx
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* 补充：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD9DmJ6uSG
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pN528xoYT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13mQcxOklN
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RSGtsNOlM
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeqFiU9GSe
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8xlybLTZd
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUco8WdedB
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuReRk29guE
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G2SRBxvOO
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGX62sOECo
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3D4m6rxVo
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIbipBdBga
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTsw130Dhm
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcclrRWPkSI
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IhOTESLqF
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexd55on4xB
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御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUYQSpqFO6
战无伤：怎么了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJnzVcTRyX
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9TWWuPuoz
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZonxRMj3J
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS33ItwM6ag
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNIItIFFDX
御天：家里的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBCcMtEF4i
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMKULDZ1lZ
御天：对啊，我也不想的！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXcnZGpjUG
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2vdhlfPMS
（过了几天）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQktGOJQlRV
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQtW0vyiMw
战无伤：他又怎么你了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHvRvTh3wW
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z9Up8W75T
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawe5bD1ySE
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWravLC8Yd
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBSDVobDDB
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHhZrccBdg
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSTauVC5GP
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNtT0pWwcM
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKnec4pYDp
小雷：嗯嗯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZTZ4csXhy
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6WNI5lF9O
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAMudWQLog
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZSZpS3ZV4
千里突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXV5Fe9FFi
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZsaxKcZFD
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nHSdJ73gL
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8tfM8w26
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRpgFws05D
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGluDNnuPFN
佑哥：……这是啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnFXM6dAij
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGisWknRQ2p
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwencmjgYH
众人突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXiJGVxPvx
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FREETALK64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIzdesJImu
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYLtRvr9wl
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnv0JwQHZN
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeIrubTwqS
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUOsG2D7qK
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5M5rJBbcY
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu73XMDv5j
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFDUx9GyHz
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhX98k1Chp
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漂流：又迷路了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmVyGakBCZ
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RfbWAYBFg
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwBo1NSUGu
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9w9j8EXYs
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoRW45mY1E
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLQR7dd60q
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSjMu2uhaQ
御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCaX5kCcbA
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDViAesQkHB
左手&右手一齐点头。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfibhNdCn9t
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytCyrAFz4s
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NlASrZb4X
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVoneo6PTV
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHpviEOod5
小雷：好~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUlNTLKg2U
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GoX7AdJ7W
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfTXssFzCf
御天：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5nDKoDpBI
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcmnPdk7Rp
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lD9mZ9vw3
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhb2jhjFiP
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV0F3TKjhh
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnLS6GuGfa
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatnyQVaGau
战无伤&御天：我也……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcppwkt5vJi
剑鬼笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3J7VzIpkr
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp7JzVWoJp
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjQw8I6XFm
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIXjATb92e
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0icZ4Zgzbn
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQMgWrZS5B
众人：切~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUG7bq8zYa
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ806phkES0L
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVIQqOjbjC
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztTrsqrQX2
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmnTdF6vE5
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BNLYr1a7x
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cRyLjeTiq
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qt9w4Qgxa
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjgD1njAdG
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCJZSBTUOK
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60R7nrQ72W
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqd5nio6v4j
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u6TwvORmq
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ6BzgNG9C
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmworcsPX0
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3、和漂流一起做任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZvnNRXfZA
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJezVFIByDR
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tiWAyRwdB
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZhSFsOg7M
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0K0jQO5oG
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwkit91vUg
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvvYaIjPfG
千里：嘿嘿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqAAXrL8qm
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLGy3NYday
千里&剑鬼：好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtF5GlqqF4
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lVjQ89RQh
佑哥：包在我身上了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAoCLQaB9f
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzd7StLEUc
御天：我，我。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJjmo82zyX
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmrfy0Wc5K
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzsdiEqD13
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG4gA9aMR6
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEriyzrHti
公子：好了，那就出发吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEKkEXVmMU
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdUXs9uXXQ
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qVhyI0iHZ
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgbd0g4lLy
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4bkrbTEvx
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDr4Wzzm2M
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjStO6Ez4j
御天：……QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpxrvVVD6b
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPKf3K1iKx
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tW1N4zvwj
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq58xBERXY
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fmKjYgcl8
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ215v9Dx6eD
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG56NLF6tt
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jhJqSO8yZ
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dtTbT3Cj0
御天：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8ldzXGvsS
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrLdGzNS2Z
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKByjCom4p
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l2x6OMjV2
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmttbjwWTb
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTL1uc9ihO
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzl7CqY0U1m
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj2bzDQxHo
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN3BqPZyAT
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ8N2FQNR5
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5fY4uqNcp
（佣兵团频道内）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxAM3U6oSk
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJaN1fvZEr
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4Dty9EF0o
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHIswOceMC
千里：就是。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgljXKiUiM2
众人：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExUAU9RFyp
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4zyNCxyS6
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqsaKI6ZpM
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAC4ODdDv7
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwyrMXDr5p
御天：靠！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdygiSS7ezR
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKUytrI63G
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBCSMUhD1K
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Iru61V1FN
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA7uV9TCw0
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2xRNoP1z8
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q5bS9btom
众人：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSLxoAdC3P
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDjPrHTVTN
剑鬼：任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtRktCJsUu
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kZz7f1ymT
战无伤：是指那个吗？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1WlIxN8Au
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ldG0b1L8B
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzeXibfevg
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpf8ediDgD
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSJe9SOf0F
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiBzQOpvSP
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYDwYE1wsN
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGoKqcA3Nz
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat3iFJSAXh
剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uauK2JwTc
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZwMdwavKT
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DQVEdqxqv
战无伤：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GQhijMMyT
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrfBpCbtcy
佑哥：擦！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvxP5uE42G
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sbhtliDQo
佑哥：再去试试看呗。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskC7TKZsbU
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXocJEa6bzs
剑鬼：情人节任务……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyKRVF7Tlx
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpHqpq40vU
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2gSMbDnOY
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdGmoUGI74
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZzTXjmJXh
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXiNQoBI02
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPJN81oUor
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxwW4HJyu6
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw5q2rt9g1
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReYfS8ITPY
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyyPvFRh77
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNxrCxgStP
佑哥&剑鬼：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eoGWdobF6
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa6pORMxaK
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQOLAGkAi8
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2ND0rHplY
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnds8qNdp
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhvBdY0Gvt
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHLEHwgHsp
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7XJ2dhzQC
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrr32DCpkP
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zdpBHnzyv
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6GShkSEvf
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36IJdz56nJ
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTnNa75iCa
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqocSLLtnfn
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLguxVwia0
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50B9CD3l9v
公子：和千里做的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMr95fmJVE
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQS3mHQZFF
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSLxWgX31p
战无伤：靠！无耻！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntQawf3LNg
（N个城外的某个角落）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2eLtoKW1M
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7Lu9Eu5Md
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lBo1x5Xa1
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm0hrAzh8f
御天：那就滚远点！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhN2YlsLWx
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* 补充：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD9DmJ6uSG
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pN528xoYT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13mQcxOklN
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RSGtsNOlM
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeqFiU9GSe
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8xlybLTZd
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUco8WdedB
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuReRk29guE
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G2SRBxvOO
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGX62sOECo
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3D4m6rxVo
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIbipBdBga
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTsw130Dhm
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcclrRWPkSI
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IhOTESLqF
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexd55on4xB
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御天：QAQ64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUYQSpqFO6
战无伤：怎么了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJnzVcTRyX
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9TWWuPuoz
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZonxRMj3J
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS33ItwM6ag
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNIItIFFDX
御天：家里的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBCcMtEF4i
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMKULDZ1lZ
御天：对啊，我也不想的！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXcnZGpjUG
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2vdhlfPMS
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御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQtW0vyiMw
战无伤：他又怎么你了？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHvRvTh3wW
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z9Up8W75T
战无伤：[蜡烛]64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawe5bD1ySE
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWravLC8Yd
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBSDVobDDB
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHhZrccBdg
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSTauVC5GP
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNtT0pWwcM
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKnec4pYDp
小雷：嗯嗯。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZTZ4csXhy
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6WNI5lF9O
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAMudWQLog
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZSZpS3ZV4
千里突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXV5Fe9FFi
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZsaxKcZFD
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nHSdJ73gL
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8tfM8w26
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRpgFws05D
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGluDNnuPFN
佑哥：……这是啥？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnFXM6dAij
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGisWknRQ2p
佑哥：……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwencmjgYH
众人突然有了深深的危机感。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXiJGVxPvx
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FREETALK64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIzdesJImu
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYLtRvr9wl
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnv0JwQHZN
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeIrubTwqS
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUOsG2D7qK
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5M5rJBbcY
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu73XMDv5j
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFDUx9GyHz
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhX98k1Chp
以上~64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR37anKKxC
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