* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTa4K0jrKx
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出阵中——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVh2erUXEI
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSHiDFOidc
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjU2QHdfqA
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ5BSOiQ4c
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IUz8XPtBL
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3IhLw2D4b
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzPo85RgXH
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4NTmqtxAU
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ7YUlLeq8
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMxowYNdyI
烛台：大概吧……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3dMpkWbH7
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuP8VpKFk2
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不久之后——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5fjxiilaN
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoCdSXFFzJ
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwSkmsKv9n
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVArxUIXYJ
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZUEPPOn9w
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8qgfk3MNr
蜂须贺：……（怨气）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7iOoKmQ4t
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o7JBYj1yc
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回到本丸后——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz27dVavjZ
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl97lWvhjj
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnkgGdak8P
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc4DaB4C2F
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRCYrFKRmx
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAoQxKnq9z
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0yaO2p7r4
长曾弥：乐意之至。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36jF9eqwTO
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRNDA7RebU
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAS437JNox
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFmyXhv8df
豆丁：联络感情？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxSZCksWz6
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxlG3qlTt0
豆丁：可以出去看吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJcbuJCtJz
烛台：可以……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBiB0IymLW
豆丁：哇！太好了！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZXlLu1tKK
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfEwFuA8JZ
豆丁：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsnmZlbINf
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再次出阵时——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZu1KEG6ei
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkVTuXeDwg
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIsptWQBxv
蜂须贺：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOQXzubQxw
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不久之后——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgfQYAE9Xr
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvamzb6IzK
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR15U02Lly
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8ppEQAKqA
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskca85kDSk
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfWWL8JijD
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLm3zJSbVu
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWcHMyYUxp
长曾弥：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5zfwYUlxb
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回到本丸后——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjFMT4An84
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUnmEVZogV
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpMlxOMB9P
（远处传来对话）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY7Hs0RpNX
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ1ohOLfph
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8e81WjfaU
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnzugAX0dc
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpQNgkwpUa
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f9c2R1Yrk
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz1qv0wqmm
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcla9Nafvzr
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwvPDJR2Y3
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后来——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEQ7xr6rEn
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt2Z21IqsM
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5RMKQAJ9O
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNXvouzACZ
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9fYEZQ4I6
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCryeKVd3sR
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再后来——54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKsy2UwzP8
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QYgtB4Ib1
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt54RaJ9KJ
浦岛：一期……哥好。54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WDo6z811N
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBOyaDclML
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）54Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh55EyRtcAT
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）