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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection74PENANAxttd7HifDG 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection74PENANAMBIXxwfc8b 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection74PENANALh0bWDpHe3 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection74PENANAF7jttocc0x 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection74PENANAV0vQZqbUKX 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection74PENANAG6fYiAjDRY 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection74PENANAUcpg8fGSE9 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection74PENANAPvSyEj1I5a 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection74PENANA9aZNhe4OSi 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection74PENANAYtarJmB3s2 維尼
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