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No Plagiarism!MRfWJ4IelioUx75NIAK1posted on PENANA 八歲的我,覺得自己已經夠大了。8964 copyright protection145PENANAb9jtZijnNp 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。149Please respect copyright.PENANA20udc7dnsM
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection145PENANAQoqUI2IYD5 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection145PENANAyGjfyD1NWp 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection145PENANAbhdLnf44To 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection145PENANAUfMUrXfhoX 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection145PENANAxACnjisAHA 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection145PENANA3P3t5pF8DL 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection145PENANAL7Ze3VQnz6 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection145PENANADKI48q6Tdl 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection145PENANAwheg54UBNg 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection145PENANAsXqDQSw7Ok 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection145PENANAH1pEBVtlay 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection145PENANAGACKbFPRNp 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection145PENANAIXgXBvsh4Y 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection145PENANAMLWBe2MtHh 維尼
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