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No Plagiarism!XtdIVtaKinvrWP9UdscYposted on PENANA 我被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍,這種精神酷刑,不是凡人所能承受。8964 copyright protection129PENANAkXZdwB9aqQ 維尼
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我抬頭,是南末大人。他穿著一身素白常服,正輕搖著那把永遠不合時宜的折扇,優雅地蹲下身來。8964 copyright protection129PENANAP1YFzh5hE1 維尼
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下一秒,另一個身影輕巧落在窗台上,是布丁大人。他嘴裡還叼著剛偷來的果乾,笑得很欠扁。8964 copyright protection129PENANAX7Tab1Iwne 維尼
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「三百遍是吧?來,分工合作,我一百,你一百,南末一百,半個時辰寫完,然後去偷吃御膳房新出的桂花栗糕,怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAOZF3GKLCqZ 維尼
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就這樣,我們三人開啟了分工模式。8964 copyright protection129PENANAIpYv4rspxU 維尼
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南末抄字飛快,他的筆走龍蛇,氣勢萬千——雖然全是草書,估計只有他自己能看懂。8964 copyright protection129PENANANMmdR1MysK 維尼
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布丁抄得端正清秀,像是寫詩一樣優雅——問題是他邊寫邊在每一頁最角落畫小人玩飛天鞦韆。8964 copyright protection129PENANAhP4lRvKFYp 維尼
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而我,認真對照他們倆寫的內容,把字疊在紙上重複描線,企圖營造「本人真誠悔過」的假象。8964 copyright protection129PENANAxn8qL4TEjp 維尼
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當夜,我們三人被列為皇城作弊史上的首例集體連坐罰者。8964 copyright protection129PENANAmmPWaCQPxg 維尼
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布丁:用標準字體再寫三百遍,而且不得偷懶草書。8964 copyright protection129PENANAVXIhbLYWmG 維尼
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和他們一起罰抄,比一個人痛快多了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAj0PjoUTE56 維尼
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