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No Plagiarism!avHpkOvs9NuHF7HVzxusposted on PENANA 「我發誓,我這次真的只是想煮個湯。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAC3RAVXDXHM 維尼
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十二歲的我,誠心想向皮陛下表現「我有長大、會做飯了」的一面。85Please respect copyright.PENANA0prr05YsSx
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於是趁著御膳房交班的空檔,我又、一次、潛了進去。8964 copyright protection81PENANAEGeDhZLVA9 維尼
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這次不再是偷吃,而是正經料理——8964 copyright protection81PENANAYDjmL974cY 維尼
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紫薯桂花湯。8964 copyright protection81PENANAL5qi8Kxkms 維尼
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我還特地查了食譜、抓了分量、畫了陣法(這是必要的,我堅信美食靠風水)。8964 copyright protection81PENANAzLIoBNwrOq 維尼
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問題出在,我為了讓紫薯更快軟化,加了一點火藥引燃劑……85Please respect copyright.PENANA9lzhEwMxto
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「加熱快一點嘛~」8964 copyright protection81PENANA6nVjt5KaAW 維尼
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結果你也知道了——85Please respect copyright.PENANAxQDbOBO9lv
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一聲「轟」響後,半個御膳房升起粉紅色煙霧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZxUGkcZc6o
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御廚們尖叫,宮女們瘋狂奔逃,隔壁太醫院都被震出一地的藥罐。8964 copyright protection81PENANAbs0bXMqU4E 維尼
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而我,滿臉紫色湯汁,從灶台底下爬出來,一臉懵。8964 copyright protection81PENANAPbAUtHL8i5 維尼
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下一秒,三道熟悉的氣場降臨。8964 copyright protection81PENANAZOeMMwfI6Z 維尼
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——皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人。8964 copyright protection81PENANAt0giHdOHh0 維尼
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皮陛下靜靜看我一眼,開口:8964 copyright protection81PENANAN9vWbt2Wu7 維尼
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「你這是……祭天還是開壇?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAWp06EGRmPi 維尼
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南末捂著臉:「你是天雷灶神下凡?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAC3JuaDqm6O 維尼
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布丁一臉認真:「我建議命名這次事件為『紫薯大爆炸』,很有藝術感。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAClyjJbw69d 維尼
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「你們到底是來救我的,還是來寫墓誌銘的——!」我悲憤地叫。8964 copyright protection81PENANA7DqscPFAuW 維尼
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接下來的懲罰程序非常標準:8964 copyright protection81PENANAdEcWb1DFXD 維尼
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皮陛下:拖去御前三掌,並限我「此後兩月不得靠近任何炊具三尺內」。8964 copyright protection81PENANA0WGVb4Q9QA 維尼
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南末大人:罰我抄寫《太上炊道·火候篇》一百遍,並附心得。8964 copyright protection81PENANACEvOlBSp7T 維尼
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布丁大人:給我畫了一張「貓貓煮爆廚房」的漫畫,還簽了名。8964 copyright protection81PENANAgVQRh9jhQ5 維尼
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但最可怕的是,我當晚還得端著一碗沒炸的紫薯湯,親手送給皮陛下。8964 copyright protection81PENANAHTlx4ABWhq 維尼
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他喝了一口,沉默良久,說:8964 copyright protection81PENANAyMOiCcruxa 維尼
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「味道還不錯……但你知道你剛炸沒了五隻雞、三條魚,還有——一個廚房嗎?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAG72E50Rxp7 維尼
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我抿著嘴:「我會賠……從壓歲錢扣,行嗎?」8964 copyright protection81PENANAj15GvBOuyW 維尼
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皮陛下嘆氣,放下湯碗,輕拍我腦袋。8964 copyright protection81PENANAmzBxQocgVW 維尼
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「從你屁股扣就行了。」8964 copyright protection81PENANAupGyMLZZgM 維尼
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那晚,我屁股又掛彩。8964 copyright protection81PENANABQBhjWBUy7 維尼
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但我學會了:做飯,不可以加爆炸物。8964 copyright protection81PENANAUPw8RyVJgx 維尼
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