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——誰知道,一不小心,就把國璽給借走了。8964 copyright protection64PENANAUzk5D7yps7 維尼
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然後,我畫了個假通行章,裝成跑腿太監,跑到庫印房,把國璽「借」了出來。8964 copyright protection64PENANAJMxBPYu4s6 維尼
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我甚至還揣著它在御花園漫步,幻想自己是開國皇帝轉世,還對著花叢演講了一場小型登基典禮。8964 copyright protection64PENANAt1N9RJfeCM 維尼
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皮陛下、南末大人、布丁大人,三人同時出現,表情像看到國家被劫持。8964 copyright protection64PENANAaRmvNSrXkl 維尼
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我一僵,抱著國璽乾笑:「呃……我只是想幫忙清點一下,不然您也太累了嘛……哈哈……」8964 copyright protection64PENANAdYlH3GrTld 維尼
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布丁大人默默掏出一疊速寫紙:「我剛畫到你在對魚宣讀登基詔書。」8964 copyright protection64PENANACKoVUEHZHN 維尼
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南末大人嘆了口氣:「你知道你現在手上,是可以改詔的神器嗎?」8964 copyright protection64PENANA9yXQmOePSm 維尼
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皮陛下沒說話,只是抬手,做了個手勢——8964 copyright protection64PENANAxm2fPydYpF 維尼
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不是朝會上的那種訓話,而是屁股受難版的訓話。8964 copyright protection64PENANAIngz9DGK8v 維尼
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五分鐘後,我被壓坐在內閣小講堂,當著六位老臣的面,手裡捧著國璽,站起來。8964 copyright protection64PENANADzy8oGIMyC 維尼
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「臣……」我聲音發抖,「錯用聖物,今願當庭報告整起行動計畫,作為反例教材……」8964 copyright protection64PENANAtkvZzu2EGy 維尼
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「大聲點。」皮陛下說。8964 copyright protection64PENANA9B7J4z23Eu 維尼
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布丁大人邊記錄邊笑,南末大人一邊替我辯解一邊忍笑。8964 copyright protection64PENANAMtTnpy2yvy 維尼
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最後皮陛下總結:8964 copyright protection64PENANAUpn87nUU4k 維尼
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「這場事件,提醒我們守備需更嚴密,尤其對……過度聰明的十三歲小孩。」8964 copyright protection64PENANAsF8M8NAnfq 維尼
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屁股結果:御前三掌(標準)、內閣抄錄罰文五十遍(附附註與心得)、寫「國璽使用規範」一篇、演講一次,還被布丁畫成漫畫送去皇家學堂當教材。8964 copyright protection64PENANA8nbZ5h4nsl 維尼
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從那天起,我背後有個稱號傳開——68Please respect copyright.PENANAmt15BWb2Vh
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「半小時皇帝」。8964 copyright protection64PENANA1pp1ZqxLnC 維尼
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