那是和盡天地、風雲之聲的一天。601Please respect copyright.PENANAyjk3bd6qEN
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風和日麗,秋高氣爽,吱喳雀與其父親吃過蚯蚓早餐及喝過清徹溪水後,並肩站立在一棵茂密大樹的樹幹上。601Please respect copyright.PENANAbUcbBCNBqr
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為免太多吱喳聲音影響閱讀觀感關係,以下兩父子的對話將會省去一切麻雀鳴叫聲音。601Please respect copyright.PENANA298uLcKTsP
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「爸,今天是我的生日,我可不可以略為放肆一下呢?」601Please respect copyright.PENANA9zpN1FIFDf
吱喳雀把頭部倚在父親左翼之上,嬌嗲道。601Please respect copyright.PENANAc70yhD9yHj
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「你平常已經表現得非常放肆了,還想如何略為放肆呢?」601Please respect copyright.PENANAq9Olcf0rtI
吱喳爸有氣沒氣地反問他。601Please respect copyright.PENANAWA9S26wciB
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「我想站在電線桿上,跟阿慶他們一同跳電線桿舞!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAg7REwvFLkD
自吱喳雀出生以來,他的雙親一直也不容許他站在電線桿上,違者將會被踢出家門,斷絕親子關係。601Please respect copyright.PENANA9C3rntR1uW
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「不行!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAruFWgaV11S
吱喳爸果斷拒絕他的請求,展開右翼差開吱喳雀。601Please respect copyright.PENANAtK4luqZS27
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「為何不行呢?我又不是去吸煙吸毒,為何總是要把站在電線桿這回事描繪成作奸犯科的事情?」601Please respect copyright.PENANArYqdMnPJpQ
吱喳雀感到非常之不忿氣,他所認識的朋友十個有九個也曾經站過在電線桿上,唯獨就只有他一人沒曾試過,導致他周不時被朋友們嘲笑為無膽匪類。601Please respect copyright.PENANA0CCK887MBT
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「仔,我們身處的世界是非常殘酷的。601Please respect copyright.PENANAFzobJI29KP
正所謂槍打出頭鳥,站在毫無掩護物遮擋的電線桿上是一件非常愚昧的事情,根本如同自殺無異!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAfBxEK3UyrL
吱喳爸嚴正作出解釋,再三表明擁有茂密綠葉的大樹才是麻雀們的安樂居。601Please respect copyright.PENANAzClzM1NivJ
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「那我就不明白了!601Please respect copyright.PENANA8bcWrhb9Le
爺爺間中也會獨自一雀站在電線桿上,不斷朝天大叫嫲嫲的名字。601Please respect copyright.PENANAeZemK1OTJo
為何爸爸你又不阻止爺爺呢?難道你如此黑心想爺爺盡快死去?」601Please respect copyright.PENANAAwDknrZ5c9
本著「生日我大哂」的緣故,吱喳雀鼓起勇氣跟父親駁嘴。601Please respect copyright.PENANA6FNgdcJ84c
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「當然不是啦!601Please respect copyright.PENANA4HNCh5nUzq
爺爺他有卓越的自理能力,就連人類最強武器AK47機關槍也奈他不何,所以他才有資格和特權站在電線桿上!」601Please respect copyright.PENANATDxaloBjsl
吱喳爸苦口婆心地解釋箇中的因由。601Please respect copyright.PENANAFfUehnBtJ9
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「這樣說的話,那麼我也有自理能力呀!我曾經試過閃躲人類的紫光鐳射槍攻勢,絲毫無損且沒有被燒焦呢!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAI0VhpBCAIn
吱喳雀張開雙翼,自豪道。601Please respect copyright.PENANACwuCfIBjRK
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「哈,區區一枝觀星筆,那又怎能相題並論呢?」601Please respect copyright.PENANAVMPrgCWqAl
吱喳爸嗤之以鼻一笑。601Please respect copyright.PENANACfhNkVFcvh
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「嘖!你根本就是對我存有偏見,看小我的實力!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAD2b5Xv3l9C
吱喳雀用上腳爪起勢地踐踏樹幹,以行動方式宣洩自己心中的不滿。601Please respect copyright.PENANAglgK9ZF2k9
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吱喳爸見狀,一臉無奈的生起一彎苦笑。601Please respect copyright.PENANAiktOGmfPQD
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“有其父必有其子,人類的諺語可真是博大精深呢!”601Please respect copyright.PENANAFBYeMB05Nt
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事實上,在吱喳爸相約年紀的時候,他亦曾經向自己的父親,亦即是吱喳雀的爺爺,說出同一番類似的說話。601Please respect copyright.PENANA6lq9FYQ1Ik
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「仔,看在你今天生日份上,爸爸姑且就向你展露一下我們家族的秘技吧!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAs5ktTllDzl
吱喳爸把右翼的翼尖指在自身的心臟位置,同時緊閉雙目。601Please respect copyright.PENANAa0QL4jDvcz
「若然你能夠精通這一招的話,那麼你就有資格可以站在電線桿上!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAITnCkJgOA1
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「真。破天羅地網式!」601Please respect copyright.PENANA21kdoU0v0Y
吱喳爸以時速四百公里之勢直插地下,把地上的一塊大石一分為二。601Please respect copyright.PENANASq0OTL5AbH
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「嘩!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAetGbAY1P0x
看到比父親身型巨大百倍有多的大石在一息間被工整地破壞後,吱喳雀被嚇得全身劇烈地顫抖,雙翼更有好幾塊羽毛徐徐脫離身體落到地上。601Please respect copyright.PENANAvCtSiKoEII
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「爸,你可以再表演多一次嗎?」601Please respect copyright.PENANAf8KRe39Kyd
他用上崇拜的目光望向父親,心情非常亢奮。601Please respect copyright.PENANAsdyV4pn5xy
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「呼.......這招『真。破天羅地網式』是我們祖先傳下來用作逃命的招式,對心臟的負荷非常之重,二十四小時之內不得使用超過一次,呼.......」601Please respect copyright.PENANAuo3oNcBKlH
吱喳爸使出這秘技過後,呼吸的節奏明顯加速了起來。601Please respect copyright.PENANANYw7CC6mp1
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「呼......本來我是打算在你兩歲的時候才把這招式展露及傳授給你的,看在你今天生日高興日子份上,我就破例施展一次給你吧!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAGgWI5ElCKB
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髮賽被奸人陷害推進養有食人魚的「楚河」裡頭,而狐狸小姐同時亦被其他選手們限制了移動能力,沒能像早次一樣出手相助。601Please respect copyright.PENANA0seFowqZOd
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一直潛伏在會場天花上的吱喳雀明白到自己是髮賽的唯一救星,立刻使出看家本領,真。破天羅地網式。601Please respect copyright.PENANA9YVTnV9Tv8
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只不過的是,他並沒有朝著食人魚的位置使出絕技,而是瞄向女選手們擺有鯪魚的食材櫃位置進行俯衝。601Please respect copyright.PENANAmxMvHDDfP5
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轟!601Please respect copyright.PENANAuPCnb0eHRT
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因著吱喳雀的突襲,鯪魚散佈得滿地皆是,有好幾十條鯪魚亦因而跌進在楚河裡頭,順著水流進入了食人魚的口腔裡。601Please respect copyright.PENANANn5iVWp6uI
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之後,神奇的事情便發生了!601Please respect copyright.PENANATou9XigF6R
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食人魚突然翻肚,奄奄一息的浮在水面,了無生氣。601Please respect copyright.PENANAfcZJ3Eh3B1
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「鯪魚出名多骨,牠是被魚骨所傷,當場噎死的!」601Please respect copyright.PENANAdx2EAI971p
對鯪魚特性瞭如指掌的直必腸裁判合上雙掌,為食人魚作深切哀悼。601Please respect copyright.PENANAKQGZpz0JE3