你見過麻雀像直升機般秒速垂直升高不足數秒，然後便隨即向下極速急墮嗎？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZLzrfhigj
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也許那個自吹自擂的創科局某位仁兄可能見過，但在野外足足生活了十多年的泰鎂老師倒是頭一次遇上此奇景，一直在樹頂上享受著涼風的她因而生起好奇心，像泰山般的穿梭在大樹間，來到了粟米蛇在馬鞍山的地盤「粟米平原」。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9DtihiHe1
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在野外生活良久，泰鎂老師習得如何與動物溝通的能力，略懂雀語以及蛇語。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3e7qU7EGb
來到粟米平原後，她從時時聲及吱吱聲中得悉粟米蛇首領意欲與吱喳雀進行單對單的對戰。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1idLQNLS9
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眼見髮賽此時已爬到樹上，並沒有任何生命危險，她便決定坐在長草一旁觀賞蛇雀大戰的好戲。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H3k8ezUfX
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粟米蛇雖被稱之為粟米蛇，但牠實情並不是以進食粟米維生的，牠常吃的食物乃是田鼠和小型雀鳥。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k4rhAJiA7
皆因田鼠以及小型雀鳥大多時聚居在種滿粟米的田地，再加上某品種的粟米蛇表皮酷似粟米關係，牠們才因而被人類強行冠稱為粟米蛇。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46sCaOJLUz
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依照大自然弱肉強食的法則，這場蛇雀大戰理應是蛇的那方佔優，但現況卻是完全地相反，粟米蛇是被麻雀壓制的那一方。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTzUSuFaYu
不過最令泰鎂驚訝的是，吱喳雀在被粟米蛇圍捕時候所說出的那一句話，牠的祖先有本事能夠閃躲古墓派的天羅地網勢。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1dNQnk9QL
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根據《神雕俠侶》所記載，小龍女曾把古墓派的入門武學「天羅地網勢」掌法傳授予楊過，箇中的修練方法就是以麻雀作為對象，用雙掌困住在空中自由自在飛翔中的麻雀。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy5nCMdqTA
若把「天羅地網勢」練至最高境界的話，使用者僅以雙掌便能困住九九八十一隻麻雀。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBTspvnXzK
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吱喳雀祖先是傳說中的第八十二麻雀，其閃躲天羅地網勢的本事一代接一代的燈火傳承，沒有在任何世代中失傳下來。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HhQsnYjWE
儘管早前吱喳雀在飛行中因偷瞄美女導致沒看清前方並撞上大樹傷及右腳，但若然牠是用上認真心態對待事物的話，閃躲區區數十條的粟米蛇飛撲絕對是遊刃有餘的。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQpkMrhgky
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嗖！嗖！嗖！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hopZ7eGId
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一息間，數十條粟米蛇同時撲了個空，心感不忿，只能目瞪口呆地看著絲毫無傷的吱喳雀在空中拍翼。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrHRdBdlz4
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「呀！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzVchVJHjf
此際，髮賽那方傳來了一道慘叫聲。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9c5pBnNOB
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薑可是越老越辣的，擁有深厚閱歷的粟米蛇首領心知面前的麻雀絕非池中物，就算全軍出動也沒能百分百把牠壓制下來。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3VwH35RGs
說到底，牠的初心是想懲罰偷吃磨菇的髮賽，為求達到此目的，牠特意調動眾蛇們往吱喳雀施襲，而自己則鬼崇地藉著混亂的掩護下從地上一躍而上，往髮賽的右腿位置大咬一口。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjJEIsOHsm
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這招聲東擊西的策略非常奏效，直至到髮賽慘遭被咬痛叫的那一刻，吱喳雀以及泰鎂才當下醒覺到自己已中下粟米蛇首領混淆視聽之計。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9XsvhXYER
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雖則粟米蛇並不是毒蛇的一種，但蛇咬始終也是具有一定程度殺傷力。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EIzUkC4FZ
泰鎂老師再也看不到要躲藏在一方的理由，她即時爬上靠近的一棵大樹，飛躍到髮賽身處的樹上，巧妙地用上手上的石矛往粟米蛇的下顎鑿了一下，迫使牠鬆口跌到地上去；568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkzsRpJ1kM
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這一下鑿擊可是異常的關鍵，若果她是以其他蠻力方式扯開粟米蛇的話，粟米蛇分分中會以緊咬著髮賽一部份的大腿肉的方式墮地脫離。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiA8n8lM4u
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「泰鎂老師！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKUA8wul48
看到她的來臨後，髮賽頓時感到安心下來，得知自己將會受到她密切的保護。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafiGjyvqrE
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「甚麼？我聽不清楚！你再說一次！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6JrDt7Nmx
泰鎂用上凌厲的眼神直瞪髮賽，揮動手中的石矛直指他的喉嚨。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsClEmOGrD
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「對不起，一時口快說錯！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDhWrSNFmk
老師泰鎂，你來得正是時候......」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kCw8mrsO2
髮賽被她這番舉動嚇得咽了一下口水，雙手舉起。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98jtg5dpBQ
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「唔，算你識趣！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84FcPIwOaz
得到滿意的回覆後，她才緩緩把石矛放下來。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiaovRyQ9m
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從髮賽上山跟她學習的第一天起，她便警誡髮賽必須以「老師泰鎂」這四字來稱呼她，「泰鎂」或者「泰鎂老師」其他稱呼均不能接受，說錯一次便打屁股懲罰一次。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sKMcBRFBk
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箇中的理由非常簡單，她是一名追求美麗的女人，渴望受到別人稱讚，「老師『太美』」正是最為她合聽的稱呼，裡頭的次序絕不能倒轉，否則意思盡失。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyEunMwi8A
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吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱吱！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogYIKAKzHn
“老師泰鎂，恩公他誤吃了毒鵝膏菌，必須盡快就醫，否則便會有生命危險呀！”568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMkjfLIKlE
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不想屁股變得紅腫的吱喳雀，早已養成了以「老師泰鎂」的方式來對她作出稱呼。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdl5fKvdRD
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「甚麼？」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1DP8o561k
從吱喳雀得知這道壞消息後，泰鎂一臉緊張的對髮賽作出質問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6TSwxPSsF
「髮賽，你是否吃了樹下的白色磨菇？」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHog0qrNeha
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「是。我偷吃了一丁點。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB05tuxDij1
髮賽臉有愧意道。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IDVtconQD
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泰鎂曾警告過他不能擅自進食未經由她審核過的食物，但剛才他實在真的是太餓了，再加上被困在這陌生地方不知何時才會有人前來求助，他沒法子不破誡吃下磨菇攝取能量。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE2gzaO35W
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吱吱吱吱吱！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42x0lUI4Sf
“不是一丁點，而是足足半塊有食指般的大小呀！”568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMFMRimpew
吱喳雀如實告狀。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUAKmediJG
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「你......立刻咬碎並含著這蒜頭，未經我批准絕對不能吞下肚裡！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKJipitFos
泰鎂從褲袋裡抽起了一大塊蒜頭，一手塞進髮賽的口中。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJutmn7uwM3
「還有的是，盡量減低自己的呼吸節奏，不要多說話！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyHLs7wnIT
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXASkXOWhM
我們要立刻作戰略性撤退！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ugMOkmkpK
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史史史史史史史！568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdImcnsZ2uX
“喂喂喂，這裡可是粟米平原，並不是一道外人可自出自入的地方呢！”568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIMkihCdgh
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