在等待菠蘿包出爐的時間,蕭鵝返回自家住所,打算跟自己的兒子一同享用朱古力扭紋包。311Please respect copyright.PENANALmIqkY9pZ3
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「樂,我買了朱古力扭紋包,出來一起吃吧!」311Please respect copyright.PENANALvab1NMlaT
蕭鵝在客廳裡對著兒子的房間方向大叫。311Please respect copyright.PENANAlvqT5h0fEh
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「你等一等!我正在從里斯本運送葡萄酒到雅典的途中呀!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA2FI2XEQWKq
蕭樂著自己的父親蕭鵝稍等一下。311Please respect copyright.PENANAvbRM5YZoJf
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夢想是擔任船長的蕭樂正在玩著自己最喜愛的模擬遊戲,大航海時代四。311Please respect copyright.PENANA1FuCUocxVN
天生條件不遜,一上船便會暈船浪且連番嘔吐的他,只能寄託在電腦遊戲的虛擬世界中,享受一下飾演船長的快感,止一止癮。311Please respect copyright.PENANAMNeroErktd
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「你在突尼斯的碼頭停泊一下吧!不然的話,麵包便會放涼不好吃的!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAdCDvTnKQoF
為了避免與自己的兒子產生隔膜,蕭鵝早就已把遊戲中的地圖記在腦海裡,以備不時之需。311Please respect copyright.PENANAbPnOfZUeTf
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「也好,這主意不錯!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAc2QVJ5OIQO
蕭樂安然順從父親的提議,緊急改變航海的路線;311Please respect copyright.PENANASzwzOZAVk8
突尼斯是里斯本駛往雅典的其中一個中途站,停泊在那裡大可順道補給一下船上的糧食和飲用水。311Please respect copyright.PENANA3XBE54U5ko
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在等待著兒子從房間出來的時候,蕭鵝從雪櫃裡拿取了一瓶預先調製好的百花蛇舌草涼茶,全數倒進在一個藥用瓦煲裡。311Please respect copyright.PENANAHEmEBMxbEV
確認自己的兒子並不在身邊的附近後,他靜俏俏地把褲袋裡的烏鴉白鴿丸放進藥煲裡頭,並以文火把藥丸煮融在涼茶之中。311Please respect copyright.PENANAXZYNW6jyOT
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烏鴉白鴿丸性質偏涼,生怕自己的兒子虛不受補的關係,蕭鳳特意利用具清熱解毒之效的白花蛇舌草涼茶作為藥引送藥,意圖盡量減低白鴿丸有可能會帶來的副作用。311Please respect copyright.PENANAadesujKBuU
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「吓..又是白花蛇舌草涼茶?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAbNhbvOpC33
從客廳裡嗅到熟悉的氣味後,蕭樂顯得了無生氣起來。311Please respect copyright.PENANACf6ZL9FdaX
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「有益的涼茶,多喝絕對無妨呢!」311Please respect copyright.PENANA3MbNbQlXhj
翻熱涼茶需時,蕭鵝臉露笑容的走出廚房,示意蕭樂一同坐到客廳的梳化上享用麵包。311Please respect copyright.PENANA1KmqZtJQlo
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「樂,你的右腳膝頭為何多了數處瘀傷的?」311Please respect copyright.PENANA85WpsPfyuP
吃著扭紋包的時候,蕭鵝指著蕭樂的右腿道。311Please respect copyright.PENANAqEGKkYv0Bn
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「今天放學後練習滑板時候弄傷的,塗了跌打酒後已經好好多了!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAAiRHYLa08w
蕭樂漫不經心的作出解釋,並不把它當成一回事。311Please respect copyright.PENANAyifZXJ5Gvz
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為了減輕暈船浪的徵狀,他盡量會抽時間進行滑板練習,從而增強神經系統的平衡感協調。311Please respect copyright.PENANA7uwWHqGpDG
這些從滑板跌下來所造成的瘀傷,正正就是他曾辛苦努力過的最佳證明 。311Please respect copyright.PENANAoaiwY9hWRp
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「唉....過了今天,你再也不用受這些皮肉之苦了!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAVdQlgwJNiE
蕭鵝深情凝視著兒子大腿上的各道傷痕,輕聲道。311Please respect copyright.PENANAjBzANj3Bxa
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「爸,你剛才在說甚麼?311Please respect copyright.PENANAdmuPw2Pyx8
我聽得不太清楚!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAm2fixpE7wI
蕭樂沒能聽清楚自己父親的喃喃自語。311Please respect copyright.PENANAFjFumEkhTB
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「哦,沒甚麼,我只是說這扭紋包很好吃而已!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAy68z3CnEMf
蕭鵝沒有說出真話,裝出了一副驚訝的模樣。311Please respect copyright.PENANA8sXDMZgtFJ
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「咦,老豆剛剛發現,原來我們兩父子的扭紋包也是以左旋方式扭動的呢,不知道麵包店裡會不會有右旋扭紋麵包呢!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAfw95tVMvEl
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「這方面,恐怕就不會了....311Please respect copyright.PENANAY3gMKADDL3
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畢竟右旋扭紋包可是有著一道悲傷的背景故事呢!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAWandg6W12p
蕭樂黯然道。311Please respect copyright.PENANAoK4Z4RrpnH
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起初蕭鵝只是打算利用扭紋包的扭紋歪開話題,殊不知道蕭樂竟然能夠在扭紋話題上大肆發揮起來。311Please respect copyright.PENANA1Br2CO0TlN
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「扭紋麵包...也有自己的故事?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAvw1JGcTN4n
蕭鵝停下咀嚼手中的麵包,一臉疑惑的看著蕭樂。311Please respect copyright.PENANAEVLQvmUTI4
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老婆餅、夫妻肺片、大馬站煲等等美食的典故他倒是聽過,但扭紋麵包的背景故事他完全並沒有聽聞過。311Please respect copyright.PENANAVAL4dm9uD0
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應該不會是有一名廚師某天遇上不如意的事,把心一橫將麵糰一扭再扭作洩憤之用,間接造就了扭紋麵包的誕生此般低級無聊的故事吧?311Please respect copyright.PENANAjzSadWYNHT
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「當然有啦!311Please respect copyright.PENANAEQGUuqAx6W
阿爸你知不知道甚麼是pain bescuit?」311Please respect copyright.PENANA8e1kfts60B
得悉父親竟然也會有不曉得的事情後,蕭樂說話的語氣變得異常的雀躍及振奮。311Please respect copyright.PENANAAGTpzqiFy5
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「你...剛才在說...法文?」311Please respect copyright.PENANALrqWVttH1k
蕭鵝聽得側起頭來。311Please respect copyright.PENANA8gWLUtS8jn
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「沒錯。311Please respect copyright.PENANA8cRhdG0YIU
在法文的語法中,bes等同於英文的bi,有著雙重的意思。cuit是烘焙,所以bescuit合起上來就是烘焙兩次的意思。311Please respect copyright.PENANABCXM0vhdtH
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之於pain,法文裡頭並不是代表痛楚,而是麵包。311Please respect copyright.PENANAIJX9BS4Oqu
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所以,pain bescuit就即是指烘焙過兩次的麵包。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAuLPEYjXRXV
蕭樂津津樂道的作出解釋。311Please respect copyright.PENANAnevZudvcfZ
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「烘焙過兩次的麵包?311Please respect copyright.PENANAcJNvmcbuPB
扭紋包是需要烘焙兩次的嗎?」311Please respect copyright.PENANA3huT5M9RAw
蕭鵝對此抱有極大的疑問。311Please respect copyright.PENANAWl4Y5znEIl
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「當然不用啦!311Please respect copyright.PENANAndiY4Marqv
在十四世紀的航海時代,雪櫃還沒有出現,所以廚師們會多次烘焙麵包,把麵糰的水份通通蒸發掉,製造乾燥堅硬、不易變壞的pain bescuit供航海人士在船上食用!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPZLesIIhG7
夢想是在船上生活的蕭樂,這些基本的航海歷史他自當然是滾瓜爛熟、一清二楚。311Please respect copyright.PENANAc9PWO5NBmL
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「當年西班牙海軍艦隊的水手,每天均會獲發一磅海員餅乾和一加侖的啤酒呢!」311Please respect copyright.PENANAxxIwmDEl0S
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「唔,那麼pain bes…那麼海員麵包究竟與扭紋包又有甚麼關係呢?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAcpJ5jYJHfT
眼見自己兒子遲遲未入正題,蕭鵝略然感到有點不耐煩。311Please respect copyright.PENANAhe0STGQ2TM
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「關係可就大了!311Please respect copyright.PENANADBgq2Rruyr
海員麵包經過多次脫水後,味道變得淡而無味,水手們往往只能依靠泡浸牛奶、熱湯甚至是海水來吊味。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAPxy4Jm5Nz3
蕭樂示意父親不用著急,好戲正在後頭。311Please respect copyright.PENANAUcoG3KMluY
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「集航海與麵包事業於一身的丹麥國土裡,有一名叫哥本蝦巾的皇家水手實在是沒法忍受海員麵包的煎熬,偷偷攜帶著名的丹麥條、亦即是扭紋麵包上船作為自己的乾糧。311Please respect copyright.PENANARpYl7Hfqc0
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每一名皇家水手在上船前,均會受到嚴格的搜身檢查,確保他們沒法攜帶違禁品到軍艦之上。311Please respect copyright.PENANAP6LCWlJwkg
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聰明的哥布蝦巾特此囑咐廚師以右旋的方式製作扭紋包,並在表面鋪上一層微細的白米顆粒,把扭紋包裝扮成船上常用的右旋粗麻繩,成功掩人耳目把鬆軟可口的牛油扭紋包帶到船上去。」311Please respect copyright.PENANAss9RAUDQjO
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「哈,真虧他能夠想出這道計謀出來!311Please respect copyright.PENANAhwIjaFlDte
到底他是多麼的嘴饞才能想出用扭紋包扮粗麻繩這道鬼主意?」311Please respect copyright.PENANA6gaMmLPT15
蕭鵝搖頭苦笑,不知道應該是佩服還是鄙視那名哥布蝦巾的水手才好。311Please respect copyright.PENANApJpJQF3XDw
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「又或者是海員麵包實在真的是太難吃,所以才迫使有水手想出這種投機取巧的方式吧!311Please respect copyright.PENANAFUC4JkL6Jl
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有時候廚師們為了確保麵糰裡不含有任何的水份,更會特意作三次甚至是四次的烘焙處理,再也不是pain bescuit,而是好比石頭般硬的 pain quarcrit,強行咽下去真的是會很pain呢!」311Please respect copyright.PENANADdKbTWcsi0
蕭樂咬下手中的鬆軟朱古力扭紋包一口,靈感驟現的想出了一個很爛的中法英三合一笑話。311Please respect copyright.PENANAeid0ViEP86
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「唔...但你之前不是說右旋扭紋包的背後是一個非常悲慘的故事嗎?311Please respect copyright.PENANA5u8TyKn5Kg
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那個哥本蝦巾成功把扭紋麵包上船,成功把pain強行扭掉,這不是很好嗎?何來甚麼的悲慘呢?」311Please respect copyright.PENANAjOOlICdO2J
蕭鵝順著兒子的幽默感節奏,運用談笑風生的方式作出回應。311Please respect copyright.PENANAfqUv307gUF