本來以為係鞭屍，點知大家功力仲高、仲絕，姑姐同姑丈一唱一和，居然同我做起媒人！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdugWKgcE7v
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivoHMxgE1D
我見到佢地已經打開左wechat，然後將一個經過高p嘅女仔相拎左出黎俾大家欣賞。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcGBszBrvD
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFmDcEBQPQ
「唔洗喇阿妹～有心囉～」媽子開懷大笑，對比起相中個位經過大執之後仲係未達到中上程度嘅女仔，佢心目中已經有一個更佳人選。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBqUzvxqWa
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3vgvfPr4f
「唔好客氣喇，大家一家人！」姑姐以為媽子死要面。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMJ0b6LOzN
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4OfcbnFna
「唔係呀，妹～明仔佢已經有女朋友喇！」媽子臉色有幾分傲然。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTzDU19iBV
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegsly6xi7m
大家都露出驚訝嘅表情，連嬲緊嘅小慧都轉身望向我擺出個「居然」嘅表情。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQb62ZXyNC
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59XlnC7nYP
「係呀～尋日先帶左去我個邊食團年飯咋嘛！」媽子笑到好似中左六合彩咁，或者本以為會孤獨終老嘅仔居然搵到個女朋友真係令到佢咁開心掛？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5caTfgULm6
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriGGEMakWr
「咁樣有冇相睇下呀？」姑姐問道。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZboJObOBe
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb2kQD3Koi
轟！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ7le9fVeT
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuuhsMJMqb
我猶如遭受到五雷轟頂，突然間好似企都企唔穩咁樣，呢句無心之問極為致命！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P8dCMDBpc
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kYkp4Mwfz
咁樣有冇相睇下呀—769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDGfFMCh4L
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2npWPuYAav
咁樣有冇相睇下呀——769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgVlSRksDq
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwOScWzMbx
咁樣有冇相睇下呀———769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArVl1q6Ual
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOAz9i5QqN
咁樣有冇相睇下呀769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWQz2NK3tE
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeycDSzyC6
呢句唔為意嘅說話令到我仲慌張過番工見老頂present未完成嘅工作。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWXsoxVpCl
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4431mxGst
屌！我手頭上根本就冇Tiffany嘅相，點算好！！！
聽到姑姐呢句話之後我個表情就好似硬食完席席bird極，但又唔死得，夾硬一血吊命咁款。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo094zHDfdC
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bFeEMHau5
係一瞬間體會左痛苦，接住係掙扎，到最後好似釋懷要放棄咁。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRsaFnpkDZ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkJGhV6s5w
「係囉，看黎俾姑丈望望，睇下你眼光點樣先！」有得食花生時，姑丈就變到十分之踴躍，連係一邊嘅文青表姐都突然逼埋黎想觀摩一番。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqczekEFMVV
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaWpiZtwIh
感覺唔到手機從褲袋傳黎任何震動，我就知道Tiffany一定仲係潛緊水，搵到佢黎打救我都已經世界末日喇，唔通我真係要就咁樣命喪黃泉？話俾大家知道其實尋日嘅事情只不過我自導自演嘅一場鬧劇？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni8d6eYPSq
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1ipEb4bYV
不！！！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItlNwqgpou
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6T2To7PU6
我嘅腦袋不停咁樣運作，就好似Newtype咁樣每每係呢種最危險嘅關頭就一定可以搵到突破口，阿寶嘅身影係我腦海中閃過，鼓勵我唔好做柒頭，重複前人犯過同樣嘅錯誤。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1tS40Vghk
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwMjMMRXjX
「唉，有啲肚痛，去個洗手間先。一陣出黎再同大家好好地討論呢個問題！」我使出有別於五大查克拉忍術嘅第六遁，借尿遁。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDKofHvW6O
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93PRC3W8fM
急急走入洗手間，我拎起左自己個部陪伴左自己一段好長時間嘅三叔機，用不捨嘅眼光望住佢。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIxyn0NQn1
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00cHrrBFaD
多謝你同我行左呢段咁長嘅路，好兄弟！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdODfCR8sP1
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1HqNufalx
不過如果三叔機係有靈魂識講野嘅話，一定會直接當面屌柒我，因為我之後要做個行為根本就唔會係稱兄道弟嘅人所會做嘅事情。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L24da7RGV
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtfRxdSL0G
三叔機遵從牛先生發現嘅地心吸力定律，順住呢個引力嘅牽動慢慢從我手中滑下，我見到佢就好似luke當初知道老豆係乜水時咁瘋狂呼喊住「NOOOO」。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcbjqbHs95
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxXC4Bmzaa
可惜一切都係徒勞無功。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnlvdCHpMv
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG5hG1d3Q0
撲通一聲——769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwMcH4IokQ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNvGtPSelt
三叔機落入馬桶當中。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoDV9BIcTt
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9ENz9fDzN
我合上雙眼，為佢默哀左三秒鐘，然後拎住濕立立嘅手機出番廳，假裝一臉憂愁同傷心。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1a1WAnBX8
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikOGz1kiCZ
「唉，岩先居然咁唔小心跌左手機入水，家陣壞左開唔到添！」我一臉抱歉地講道。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Xd3cGJdu
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQf14HKmWmn
哼，為左過關，黑暗兵法我都用埋上場！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKVgsrDHM1
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jtVutfnrZ
公子獻頭，你點擋我！！！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MjO2VbftG
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKVij1WE3N
「冇野嘅，你開個電腦都有圖架喇，怕咩姐？」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3zrK3aap2
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlP7aZWwMZ
清楚我用電子產品習性嘅媽子知道我每個星期都會將所有野放上電腦做backup，直接一招收我皮。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ys0K96GU
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d3qNX1MUd
「呃．．．」769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZymBEsEg7s
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7KL508vJj
我腦海中浮出壯烈犧牲嘅三叔機英魂同埋諗出公子獻頭嘅陳某，兩人都對我展現出失望嘅表情。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOVnQ4vX8X
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIoSU8BhA5
點解會係咁．．．？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YWwdxrLlf
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1ZqGfZOKF
「入去搵喇你，仲樹係到！」媽子一臉嫌棄，唔知係出於對我呢個仲係到拾下拾下嘅親生仔定係我手上有異味嘅個部手機有所不滿。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO6hDDL3q8
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuqgQZXRwm
媽子，你好耶！！！
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs4Wyta3mV
我神色凝重咁樣拎住部唔知為咩要落水嘅手機行番入房，拎出後備機更換後坐左係自己張枱前面發呆。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnXQmTBUKl
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFOKrPx277
對住部電腦，我真係唔知道自己應該點樣先可以變魔術咁樣變啲相出黎。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bqOKDrlLJ
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJRQzdLIzM
同媽子講冇影過相？呢個實唔得，邊有可能相識六個月都冇張合照先得，咁樣只會更加引起疑心重嘅媽子嘅注意。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0ulBd6Twg
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcixduft9pA
要尋根究底嘅媽，媽子仲勁過男人心一字馬嘅讀心神探，到時我只會更加快暴露出自己嘅底子。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pPj8vou6e
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlGSC5gqBx
「Tiffany張相，速速前！」我對住放左係前方嘅手機尻叫一聲，好可惜冇任何嘅效果，眼前冇好戲劇效果咁飛張相出黎，手機亦都冇任何嘅震動。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1RynchmMT
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQPQnzuK4r
明明已經成十二點幾喇，Tiffany點解仲唔應機嘅？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJi6geGSBq
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyVqGPVOQg
未起身架？冇理由呀，佢八點幾就同我拜左個早年架。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBctjGAIuTH
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LKMoWrdY8
陪屋企人？咁都應該抽到時間可以理下我架姐。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75JT0vVQuf
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9PWMIkabU
心入面好似閃過一個我唔多想去考慮嘅答案，越諗越混亂，算！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ2NxIbN2R
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMN2CpUuAz
等得Tiffany應機俾相我，可能都已經日落喇。咁我到底應該點做好呀？769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsts1hbh05
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp5LB1rVY9
明仔明仔，你得嘅，快啲諗下計點樣變幅相出黎呀！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpVc7T0phe
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHRJb7hf27
等等．．．變出黎？我望望我桌面上慣左嘅軟件，眼光集中左係被稱為新亞洲四大妖術之首嘅一個軟件上高。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlf7hab5af
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt0JSVrihr
我第一次為自己作為一個archi仔而感到咁高興。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJVIZXUsxA
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTGFgzM0cM
Photoshop769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboeefzlbZn
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer5Dotgydt
由偉大嘅adobe所研發出黎，拯救左無數青春少艾嘅軟件，有左佢真係豬西都可以扮上菜，小美麗都可以變做好美麗！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1KnzALXzR
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eWmJ0GQQt
平時我頂多用佢黎p下啲死人facade同埋其他尻野，估唔到今次佢可以幫到我手。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFvjAthuLt
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBGs97SZZT
雖然以往除左上連登啲尻po改圖之外好少p真人圖，但係我相信自己係呢一年嘅工作訓練下，實力一定大大地上升。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL5ZJ5RKXt
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt8M7HbLgA
我係腦海中極速咁樣構想出一幅圖，一個似曾相識嘅畫面出現係腦海，半身照再加上風景作背景，最易上手。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Po4F1w6Zj
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZwViNsOhf
我快快手係google嘅幫助下搵左張偏日常系嘅佐佐木希相，然後再search左啲比較常用嘅底圖，開始左自己嘅呢個偉大工程。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NAaKU1EQY
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5GhhnT63a
我一隻手敲打住鍵盤，另一隻手則係拎住隻滑鼠係枱面上疾行，側盡我畢生所學嘅p圖技巧去將佐佐木希改得更似Tiffany，同時都不忘要執好色調同光影。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp7shGpMSj
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI6iI7kasj
快！還要更快！！！769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoCuEBhK80
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIis0jbDxy
我燃燒住自己大腦嘅每一個細胞，雙手嘅速度達到自己都唔相信嘅境界，一拉、一畫、一扯、一調，如果有人係我身邊旁觀，我相信我呢種純熟而又敏捷嘅手法一定令大家都嘆為觀止。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rJbWnl4Xd
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA584GQamnq
好快，一幅曠世大作就咁出現左係我眼前。769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI715ySw4w
769Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHuiv7fwny
望住眼前嘅作品，我有時真係幾佩服自己作為deadline fighter嘅戰鬥力。
