時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRcwGyP4ST
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ447DKme7O
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來了，他們來了——！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HQ7CxQScO
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVpOX77nGY
唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGfuw9tdTm
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMQYOv8tKM
「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xr7mCGuDZ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGNeMQ3cJp
我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAAHZbCM9L
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxoc0P7gSt
阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kbECS2QX0
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我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrrnkG4Xuo
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSygqlIPlT
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「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9NQsbwnN2
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xLN5RvYKh
「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlqaFLmnNG
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPERZiw3D7
「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIMJBlNviG
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYBZOS6gPG
好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXNuo9SjIL
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6g7ViNMfW
「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWiHhw5mbf
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM5Blilb9S
「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeT019fpdHC
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bBxQhwbD0
「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx6xrWsdah
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJIUXqJe6V
深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf1198XzKm
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY55768BwKo
「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ9gTNigKI
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD7JqY3RSQ
「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxNbjaBdmf
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUFAKXZ2Tf
不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IjGUTG1F2
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsRUYzfyUr
阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o85be3ZjN
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡig5gJbX69H
「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuOKLZIB7F
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nn4yqjTRS
「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YCoYddFr4
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnl6YhK5DK
「唔———唔錯呀！」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxZerhKBS5
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthuySjKU03
我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4CoFFrZ2u
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54h3j7th04
「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiNAbRdleA
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXStAyX8JBD
大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb5UKnRPUe
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2ZPVYr3HV
阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo58hvCBD1l
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4p9yzATcp
但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ5Y5qIzsx
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccEjc3gsr1
雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmy5gAOscZ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyUC6fri2V
#搏盡無悔942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiopStE8Cb1
#第十六屆 942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z3QN32wE3
#yolo942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlnTGToCGl
#有你班宿友真好942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWi5sgHhTI
#馬料水車神942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljewGlvHn8
#今晚不醉無歸942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokltEYTjo0
#深圳942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimk3zPMju0
#family 942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdxj6s3kaX
#trip942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzxLXRT5tG
#brosssss942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4XGrufZiT
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVSsytoYhH
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbyRHc6G2h
阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJVNo03Tn3
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt2hOcWkGm
「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqk0ojNd9R
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJAsPi93DH
「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIU3vII0Jt
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcuXYxGGLn
雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFJ9X2Yr3X
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5xunr7cgN
呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0qUfW0O76
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGAcMdOPAN
唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP6r4SdcPW
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapWQNTxv8t
而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZcpVCnoGj
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2qS01oe92
呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygG2Ok0j5v
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGqIC0Q5AK
居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMjL3uBqHe
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl50DdWt2b
而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH7HO6pv3V
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEpFoCjrYy
而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FR5GecIk6
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsHDwYNL64
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbCHBZhRFV
「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxdOij9Gl7
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oY0ZT5gAr
我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnW1vAHpNj
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1PYq6Fnvt
我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2IrznXnkx
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZNgr1G1Yl
「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf3eej6LBb
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrftw4MPUn1
我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gxObbxktM
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci0kpORyta
由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9Ijs07PnQ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEUwuNfOyE
「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP33SfFuCC
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73IafVNv84
「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrSCxuIdv6
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFNrQ1MxYM
「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeil9es1YVQ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9YLAX39zF
果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN5c9TFI77
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hpW217WNN
「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdYbshG726
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JN6FtTU9F
記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVGKnt2W4O
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKtGl3VhMj
「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4DHiwqBR9
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4puZxbhi2
「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXSWmeu5hR
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0iFuWFMSQ
「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn3yeBfW57
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylygUoTFkO
「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzKZ6gIu7e
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItnDijiPhz
閘住！閘住！！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdcPV1WnJf
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYXX8pkwHs
我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvTTMs0hU5
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPbhijHYuE
「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCBw403OIu
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSPNvWEUQm
呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpOHMK3jrD
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lcRK9Xxnv
而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBxENEEHlL
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92RcXYq158
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942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbtBceGnXy
「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg21qPNqjLi
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「唔係呀，因為曹永廉呀。」阿均都頂唔順直接幫你解畫。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGpE4vdKS1
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「曹永廉？」Tiffany諗左次，然後好似陷入沉思。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZScIedRZp
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhBymysdzY
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多謝當初諗出呢條白痴題目既巴打！我唔洗使出烏龜聽笑話呢一招已經令到Tiffany展現出笑容真係太好喇。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96uGYUTABb
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我望住佢個兩個淺淺既小酒窩，居然覺得比起岩先Kitty兩個胸前巨物仲要吸引。點算好！？我既基因係唔係出左事？？？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYL88VGPQC
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而我同時都感受到阿茵同Kitty個種望住傻佬既眼光，不過只要Tiffany肯理番我，仲可以見到佢咁甜美既笑容，咩都值得。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqX50wDSJ3
