「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lXUw0v9hr
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDNNczlLq5
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdIkj8kAls
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4AijzEH0F
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「我聽唔明。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5afIcO8pU
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2AouvWL7B
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3lhJg3oqG
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這個原因，遲點會說。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMlxmgNtPT
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqQqs4ZjJC
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfWQD707oS
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS62VF81gAh
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YtTmd2nbu
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VkOwxupIs
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83zTx62GVR
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsFFxNImeY
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzVmOvsGPi
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5loia52bR
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrfnAClgeK
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeQWbo0Y49
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFe2OG5W5L
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfmJszGuck
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIogAU4vJn
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT4tjqnc2t
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cDkIHV6rV
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp8vyNfWtC
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ3BsTyQQS
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sTf0jFbYx
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9xTfLczdT
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世事往往難以預料。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJrALUt6M2
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbKLvKLd9A
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejbjYqXk4x
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是的，真的那麼剛好。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtm9k693Gx
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dYy05Ep6W
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd5IWyuum3
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJrqllrDC4
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3EfWKqk70
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZNFAL0fjs
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDADMivYZS3
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUdKDcpetC
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnaxVK9nxe
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S5jYno4uQ
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T7VKcjgxE
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTid4ar7oNo
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAGPJg28oc
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXY7bFaUls
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIdByiWbwZ
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ537AAmQjww
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3eKLXa1c6
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aORCSk3k6
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「唔信！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8joPaKGYh
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhx7d1dVmFD
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt8WbWq0b8
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhE3e82D4g
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡengjgldu9O
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「咩點？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXmKAvfcYT
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「佢無打你咩？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXI2mbxWKA
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL4ZMWQDqz
那麼奇怪？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqvd26gbPl
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREmHfFLxYd
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpahGfxOCg
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8fhoUmIyV
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvToYisnBbU
「係咁就原諒你？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbCfYQ7vPB
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdjlEXeSES
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtkyol8NmL
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsaMXMuYSR
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH2TimcQLJ
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnQW8T39bO
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算了。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedZqGiQCn1
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJe6w326T6
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKztgcbcQQ3
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqlzsWEdcm
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKhVOhBgsw
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiSj739JA9
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyU7vLYdVo
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可是他……652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWDqWfTHWk
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我該怎麼說呢？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuvadIO046
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFCdyO0c6q
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lGfNu6DCN
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雖然動機未明。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij3rVMgBFP
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45WGMNzCQD
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL3sGxznsq
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyxZTunyK5
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgzGmK5Jvt
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroqcMXSCyz
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BO45SVR60
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXfHbB7r2r
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我說了，不原諒還好。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOaNIwOdnS
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihAjhzUPkZ
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8rM6W5QiI
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinX0UWuUqd
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu6o3MBgut
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9qDcmRdoO
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrojCJrjNC
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGscfKmDEcs
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OnuZXHfWh
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所以？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs6LNCoIMa
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR2quzcNdn
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuZUnwEVM3
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡselkp1j6A6
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVtSjGna5W
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb9TQAYy6T
652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy9Ly6aFib
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2awMPMG9GB
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又回到我的故事。652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt4jgVb2Q9
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「望咩啫你。」652Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWdOCzRc6k
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