「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxZWHkKJSf
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V2s3CQVoX
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlxkZOjLmh
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qbafo3EYZ
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ2uyyN4Di
「我聽唔明。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJLlUywj4p
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqItlZUplMG
「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AQEuP2dwz
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPIDykOTXk
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fXes6PFNw
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這個原因，遲點會說。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrEE2ztOjF
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfPCOnXbF9
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTGuEIQveV
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKeFzKwXb4
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1ZHKbvwKv
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ELP9vFzgw
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H5EqrzMQb
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7OjeMhWAy
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xn1SfAtRw
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4vPFRpLhy
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgWdYz45eP
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4gtERefyA
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DN6AiyrGd
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxnxaZfwrL
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfZlJ5p36c
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlFnAuvUNq
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdfuDM4CJd
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaXR601OJr
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVmz3TB352
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9xOiKTyB1
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXkUGhh9Q1
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY2aoJ5xyr
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQoOOtvxNw
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHZVoAKphC
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世事往往難以預料。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jhLOsKDH8
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlgXeRu3Kx
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QRrGTmbxv
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是的，真的那麼剛好。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEocTrfcomw
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP0IoMAGkL
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoA09BS2wI
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfOjMeeVzy
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFq9NsTJVf
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmr78lsBwQ
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB5kCXUafk
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOQo24FPkB
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO97UQhx8W4
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTizhhqZ0XT
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrAdFlLO7r
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorBE9eT21l
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK3SBX3IgN
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcLPfUBfdz
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHWtVXUb2c
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHNLWiYb4n
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V2qyZq94v
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「唔信！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa0OWAvyCV
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshSLxbQSKI
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBlQDibe8Y
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLMVETrCcR
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dfZzLaHNx
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLQZSZENsv
他又加了句，「除左妳。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB2mmswFq3
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mDRgNliD0
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzfQSde8Jq
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「咩點？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXrE742m3x
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「佢無打你咩？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52vdXLKcDh
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamIOEes8rU
那麼奇怪？597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHJ65nk1EL
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FniIUZTxm
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMMGmgrcK9
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy4MXSpXAG
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9PG2AfjKl
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojdkEn9SUZ
「係咁就原諒你？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNW1RJ9Qqr
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIi2j2QAOs
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RualPTAiJ
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlBTUo6ZI5
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpXwy3pYHh
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJitIwRtXTS
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRcnqSaxPv
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算了。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLPuFlFpPY
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQUVPefLcU
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZir3KU9myd
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TQcTVBY0O
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT3m0MCg0I
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMM5slCjgR
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS83AFEsruC
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9IpdPB4b2
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可是他……597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoMxigIGND
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我該怎麼說呢？597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnIvbQd4gi
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljVtP7bP6z
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEIQmGUigk
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雖然動機未明。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUco4QWAEU
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eMvYHasb8
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jqUY4CMiZ
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhozqcsWLdw
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DRlRaecdf
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4bRyahP4G
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG9NbaQkmi
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSKJ7mHGhI
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PwwO9ZpVV
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzhj2syHU7
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVbSlU7mx6
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我說了，不原諒還好。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaOBhwttLq
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWlB8idAfH
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTlktzxvAh
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy3k0teiDe
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIJZ2LsSS6
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnF43v0UN9
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXmzD3B9W
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjiNiP1War
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所以？597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqITxbdcEP
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8CS6GyWbU
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70II7xWTC5
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEP6RDkGmt
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxvh9SVmBj
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReI1bOTOYt
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHDMWA1rzj
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN552jUKXok
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TFEyQulb4
597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmvLi31dam
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHRuoPejwo
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又回到我的故事。597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMESt8T4Ym
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「望咩啫你。」597Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mAEOxvcsB
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