「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8WwflVqPW
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2y4fZeDjx
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ725PdyUblp
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXL5gAJykf
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVyV5j2caT
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「我聽唔明。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Bvx86JgEL
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidUbxf4btc
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1jXal7610
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh85Lvxnf4u
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這個原因，遲點會說。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQPsQNBDRQ
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyCrUhveta
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbptc24qcJ
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSsT3pOg3v
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULo3tVYJSp
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzxw8QCyBi
事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrClvdSbPQ
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIa3WwW3g2
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHnheV7QLU
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrMrdCzRtp
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToomvjIcAL
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEPfKZGhiW
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTxMLlnTzi
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPRbBH33Rf
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf3b679M3t
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3AGVE6NU8
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjBzKiqZPI
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4GgwAEZMd
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadw6wiQRp8
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELBatQOrgw
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTUlxS4C6d
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5QAydEmvn
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v9OEb0RMM
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKo4qdK9mD
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykgM1qi4rs
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qn8vnDZ6N
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkLAhcMYlC
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfGlF3ehZy
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqzUcXuLF9
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIjL5g1crW
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07E31B84Q8
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgvJNZwRH0
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFrSQisX7n
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYHAGiIyDu
世事往往難以預料。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazKlkTosfp
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDNJdOKzmV
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpp4aq0fdu
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9u9lYhTeO
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是的，真的那麼剛好。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfJW9Y8RWO
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98JNHRUP8T
就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMUMp8OwrM
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSqe7ZvWtk
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbJeWz5szS
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647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qDtIdyTRN
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMlnvDXZBi
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKrSY07lhN
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Chfp6vTRR
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL62AzbbHKN
「你點先唔嬲啊？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkKNx30xt2
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRoQLFbebn
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIOLtt5xOk
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytKCRKa62x
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj2Bpn9vWx
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxuj2aXXS3
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2vGS8BNiF
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7ZdJ8ja57
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuwIGdMCSv
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqynvP9xa0T
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2PvKZNBEn
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs200Qy6mQ
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwo70fNieK
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIxLjDIYR7
「唔信！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Bb9NQEqF7
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeLxmy5Zlm
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobHV71q86O
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8coREpAMa
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKgimo3nBo
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGRGUPCuCD
他又加了句，「除左妳。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WGeLmtjoN
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9jqvIjKNI
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgMkn4q9du
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「咩點？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJCjA0zjMa
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuO007A9yk
「佢無打你咩？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOVkhEctu6
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkuAFiQy4U
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qlXWsEdBg
那麼奇怪？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTJ3xGzZxa
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zL2nWe1eZ
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlUymmSF5d
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfycYQda0At
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlTwqfkuTL
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk0PtEgPsI
「係咁就原諒你？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVpHaIsdC3
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR0ZsPdZFQ
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvNZ6D0GCE
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2CM78fm6d
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmC6z8Z3sy
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOmxQL8Tnt
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaepdHJTlV
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算了。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpKF4bMMvJ
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8K3rxtlha
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkEAD1AX1J
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTfG03G8V9
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDhx0LAoI1
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLe8zXJdvV
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5eCDIsiZm
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk4ZSHO7ev
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VYZ98HZO2
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIs6NLymsoN
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZwuhRoy2g
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可是他……647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4heiYZNwkx
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我該怎麼說呢？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSlOT0bTLz
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5POzECpAX
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIa8IR0MwK
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdHXYkoB8l
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv79ikZtira
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雖然動機未明。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIJLv369Uf
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6giLIL7F3
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CzefaTNwT
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeID3EzuIY4
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf1zjz5Ppy
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXxmiSD8py
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXbMducGiy
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I8pU480Lg
也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvRd32MgKF
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMbYeaxRJS
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreX8k6r4K2
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQu5AdCcOA
而是「Chloe我幹你」。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8heiZvsvhH
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我說了，不原諒還好。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7Wn9foqgO
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5Wl4MivJf
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MaNTKXDRN
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZt1qdBVHH
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3xrDraoqu
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZSfqxrfla
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCoeOUlRmj
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiR6C8175Xs
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVck1KaEyPV
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawt3sWvfXz
所以？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUxEhlk5Ub
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu9io7chcF
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSq6NThQ8Y
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1nB3rLGQ9
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoKLAXXmE7
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblNoHDlCsm
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i9Q2OX4rl
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk5PuHEISm
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DbPQO5p6W
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtVAtkoASV
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gOrhzdIkH
647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5N9oQdcJY
又回到我的故事。647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BUhA68by4
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647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMD7QcAitm
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647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDJ8rYNr5H
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「望咩啫你。」647Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NNkynW5zj
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