「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSqA2jHPUG
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH3ZahsYKV
因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BwkV8DHFS
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVjtVLCkWN
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOcVOQaU77
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1DWDaIyj0
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsbtuomQla
SHIT！736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfBzRf8jO3
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HPOQg8qQI
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXvUJ46LfY
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YU2hO55Io
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA4fKx22xy
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwc3NE4j7d
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOe9E28z2T
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF2tIkAdzK
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9VCtjgLFU
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDON2zzbZP
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOOwo9Z23l
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzGzjxKZbS
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dWz3NBjb6
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUPQNxHtgJ
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9oSsZf72C
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDuw71Sy8a
一陣溫暖。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq7jFqWCpk
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbteAfxLySM
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv3sgrOEfc
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpc5Wzn1pU
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJe95Z3xUON
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSMViWuGET
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfnJY157cz
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DpIoZspnM
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjy74ikCAZ
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0XqhvIPgT
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqTEBRFEBw
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv78J3WPZMT
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDBhuSOBY4
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMJm8Gj60e
這個時候，能說什麼呢？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK09bq8BoK
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsz2yj1KpQ
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsqayi2Zzd
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGfpewjJrH
好像不太禮貌。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9ik3n1efM
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我決定正常一點。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo29rpGYeE2
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSPWoJL3Q5
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypmsODfbks
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxxwPCOkQZ
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S4TxKvtLq
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFknCfAWLAV
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIKUpM4L5B
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIU5vIJTHQ
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3OzP2StQ2
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBeYnJChIv
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKFHhpnVfr
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnkweUZxop
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk03LEkMsP
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyci5PpIRsb
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtuHO0WOXd
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2x7YRtdXP
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWceW79kelE
楊千嬅式的喪笑。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl7QVjumdw
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRqYAMyEQh
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6GkE6ITT9
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ1TPG1AOW
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JqhIINkhF
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb5Qoc7lBg
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmGVgU6B1O
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfmZELf5zg
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU8oCIM2qD
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT6Xer5zGz
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEd39UbrjB
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiaMeb7DNn
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdcLrh8SJD
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoVwdshueO
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV6e0g2vLw
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0qxdALX2H
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsceveQ9Nn
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdxlThPLy5
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC2gN219WF
因為她笑的時候真的很美。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIaHSfJkWV
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuIGGDSyPK
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFicK4QBHQU
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHfpJJ6zpQ
我說了一個笑話。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHNuzA4nvM
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzaOFW0AQM
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5fZxBrN2i
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTmk3rlWZu
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfJbi73fVh
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvol8U4V9r
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLPCPsyk1u
她：「……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrVx2eGQot
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRguQFMMcA
我：「……」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56MAtBqbfk
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdySKTUioZI
毒撚最忌有自信。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XyPOQnNAK
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnCeoMZzeg
這話是可信的。736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNj6YRMrb3
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePVJ6E6hsm
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuR9jlatuz
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736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA8KGqOcFh
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0DRXzebJY
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBui5oDbBt
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrQWI0VNfc
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9VvUsRH6z
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8uYqAKiWR
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdnITUqSsz
736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyl8RXYZKr
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNEArxCsgb
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」736Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuJ5b5PKP1
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