「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLdV32Rn9v
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JvnW8CKSu
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNcZAB5rv5
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1vnK1dKxY
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SHIT！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLTbYiyUm9
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcvrFpDSCL
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXrfb4lkAr
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2G82B0aWh
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGUYg0xpvo
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IdqofSaoG
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh8R7XvLZz
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY4BgYBIZq
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ4MFBkPa0
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmxCVVIBJI
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一陣溫暖。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgbB3KV7xe
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba9h64tcIA
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVBVSVcODz
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtesXd0KSVa
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6red1Uapb
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Q1Cl9qlb
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurzitXUfd1
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68MmbXpEVC
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC2GLRqizq
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKjIcIwhGj
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好像不太禮貌。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tqRDhCC1G
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我決定正常一點。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2PWHmCm3W
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkhz60wMdg
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM782D0nbgS
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZsjRxjpEU
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Wk30eC96
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY5sQuAQFW
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9wRVKiVHe
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXL00jIhYR
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtzZUCkKsO
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhANnY7LJO
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHldv6eEnz
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY52XPmWdaU
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWBu5k6vH0
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx2jHR8XS6
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdT6N9LDeK
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9NyCoZJ7F
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo96qLcEMgT
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB9jQJGXxn
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIVJ317RT0
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDPkXvGO24
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBi2vtuQBz
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeydiiuTSXM
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnYuwzKQSd
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBttSLIPSVx
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeAfpqsg2Q
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHRzINRyhU
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKjZropYVL
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUin2gplTM
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我說了一個笑話。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgfStXPJ6c
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdRJB6J6i2
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT2zS21zyu
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTRgvFgiG1
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她：「……」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgqcq3hrc7
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我：「……」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXpoNcbf3q
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毒撚最忌有自信。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGJ46jpCkh
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這話是可信的。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKd2f9fzvZ
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ1VujErWy
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysLDpZZDVx
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