「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbn3dE6VfO
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVc3IdYJLM
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我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80hoXGSMTu
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其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUVpIuYaBY
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SHIT！785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ0nGjqEvb
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjyJrYxW3B
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPrKtcbadr
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我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gqtNeG8CO
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咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKPbcDu9D5
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我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrUDY4eUA8
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「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe09yGFuep
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我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8u6z43ISq
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一陣溫暖。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdSFFLla1f
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05PvlKmA28
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那溫暖是從腳傳來的。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJO5op4iIg
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「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6ZbV7uwnl
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轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaCM4YKX7w
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那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfLWJfePtz
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想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88y1SJvSvW
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這個時候，能說什麼呢？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18I5V2ODND
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難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixtgQGbK7r
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好像不太禮貌。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUZ4EMrwXq
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我決定正常一點。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oNoZlwleI
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「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0xUfDIfAi
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她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCOUSFXkmA
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ptt39Dsx
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其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPJj91M2vF
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過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSAc3FbOve
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不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYlpZiaZno
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就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlNRnYJ0uT
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaRaP1cyhk
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnYkP2BcUT
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4Gvurt6ir
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「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgJdZ0VAN2
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXpujh79nJ
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF7qaWlwpS
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJNYkYF0Vb
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5Hnt8mFBV
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可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7aLj26S3c
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5L56LJZBC
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCAyOG10YG
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fg8x4jdnf
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FwSx07R9R
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAQ0DbXSKy
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因為她笑的時候真的很美。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbR7sv8wLQ
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2YHKCYsfS
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kHfGul4XN
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我說了一個笑話。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZGN4Mv69N
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我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHKG5UR0B7
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「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5CYPBFabU
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她：「……」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkPZ6MeCTh
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRwfkApxzU
我：「……」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexUKyHhOCo
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毒撚最忌有自信。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9DzSYKnOV
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這話是可信的。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVBdZKsEFm
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6aB0hEIaG
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXyjoJ2BIP
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