「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQyJJVftg8
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因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpGQPSExaF
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYLdeg16RJ
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg6EBjDiEL
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPt1bSjuQJ
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXDNQlnWui
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SHIT！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3wttMHNVy
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「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80hKyW8ZJ4
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B4x7KWb8q
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJMwdGtV5P
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIS5i9P89b
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcRInZOU73
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFq6FbbVVN
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2jN4BlVma
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMT6HETZ2O
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUeNUtxSv0
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbBb6xa1mh
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh5yavtDN8
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UYKi8jBgO
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF69r6ZS1bJ
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一陣溫暖。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNL1Mrj3Jc
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR70Uwd7oK
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1owdcu9bsq
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDgLdT09DH
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX4WrRDoy3
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7yL5AeHqW
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqa4cuzXr6
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAY8Rdgtrz
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKfhvEIE2E
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHwSLAw7xa
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiQb3ala9r
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsKs9qt1Dc
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzCS8rcM9F
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL3eoKhcwQ
這個時候，能說什麼呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40ZxQlGnW0
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0vP0JDsUe
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3xkLyQd6u
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD51sKpRufG
好像不太禮貌。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe4EEUDHFh
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT2647NTcd
我決定正常一點。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFl3j3qC1D
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaHBABT7cz
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFgq3va2du
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO09RzGd0NV
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHzUnUVN2Y
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpkZou7AEY
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5W3NiNTBr
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyWdSfi2iT
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoryKwrTluN
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SEG78ziss
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjhIYIJNOl
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJcfC4P7fq
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr5qn9xCvv
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATsOLFwzKY
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsjfvzmv58
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24GNWwFGge
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVEiEK5jcO
楊千嬅式的喪笑。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYX5yykydR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgKBG1brNU
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOZct5A5gH
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EgZECPYKX
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlkSt8VFmN
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然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7JTggB1tt
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqlDXSAGPP
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4aMRuNGyU
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfmcGZ0FbX
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxvgeDbl2x
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPKi2SnwfF
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLO4DF7Tv3
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXPhSwtTaE
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVRqpcbaCO
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLZBnrFz6B
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQriROah2k
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOO2xVrkM2
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IrGiECj8j
因為她笑的時候真的很美。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8tieF66Cb
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uVEp5rAey
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTEffBmB0X
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUYfiVRU56
我說了一個笑話。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnsLBU8t77
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpA5fvxv7f6
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8sybAEMie
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2RbayO9YG
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw4LgJdrVU
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmUSdov90p
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwu8sN9Jdx
她：「……」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGMqE4jg7h
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdq3FHSc7g
我：「……」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4DeCdYo6J
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yGVfWfbQ3
毒撚最忌有自信。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEshVMww7yK
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55PU2bq5z4
這話是可信的。744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOju8xfE1b
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744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFG1eyPGgz
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOztVGL7Ot
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744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvl56e1g4Q0
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744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb5JUzBGpX
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcRc84oV19
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtXLkZon4p
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P26QUBsTR
744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROaWlUEvfi
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvcOekhARk
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」744Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUjDmsTvgi
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