雪白無暇的紙巾像一塊海綿地吸水,迅速由乾變成濕爛。691Please respect copyright.PENANAqoJozG2fgG
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數十張紙巾都投入在我擦鞋大業裡。691Please respect copyright.PENANAqle7OPvY2M
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我突然想起高達中一句台詞。691Please respect copyright.PENANAeHb5UP79yY
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「為了我們藍色清淨的世界!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAER7QyE3iRv
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現在我是否可以大叫:「為了我黑色清潔的鞋子!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAMn8YWR39ub
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紙巾,感謝你們,犧牲吧。691Please respect copyright.PENANA4WvUkt4uOo
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現實歸現實,即使是女神的嘔吐物,你還是不願意去踫的,所以我早把襪子丟了,現在正努力把鞋子裡面抹乾。691Please respect copyright.PENANAOj1Dez66Bf
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她就在一旁不停遞紙巾給我。691Please respect copyright.PENANAkDv0WiVYii
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嗯,很有老夫老妻合作工作的感覺。691Please respect copyright.PENANAKxT3yqmJlR
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什麼?我想多了?691Please respect copyright.PENANAQTVBnSkqQi
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你做人那麼誠實幹麼?691Please respect copyright.PENANA8cP4jaY9SU
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「算啦,妳唔洗幫我啦,反正對鞋都乾得七七八八。其實而家都好夜,不如我幫妳Call的先,咁夜妳仲一個人係度真係好危險。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA0xmb9CCCEV
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「唔緊要,幫你抹完先。」她繼續遞出紙巾給我,婉轉的拒絕我。691Please respect copyright.PENANAlXmAghjlKU
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為何不想回家?難道跟家人吵架?691Please respect copyright.PENANABhMEQtt15a
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「係呢,點解妳咁夜仲一個人坐係公園飲酒嘅,唔驚危險架咩?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAsV9K0HVlGg
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她的動作停了,仿佛這一句觸動了她最敏感的神經,她沒有任何要應我的意思,反而獨自轉身低頭不語。691Please respect copyright.PENANACCno4YxGP3
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氣氛就在這刻沉到谷底。691Please respect copyright.PENANAs803UZQr02
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噢!糟糕!看來我說錯話了!691Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ6Bb4GZS3
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不行不行不行,我好不容易才力挽狂瀾,從冷笑話的低迷期走出,現在又給我來一個幹你娘的冰河時期?691Please respect copyright.PENANA4z8PeqvZ7y
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這張壞嘴胡亂說話,回去一定要用珍珍薯片好好地懲罰你。691Please respect copyright.PENANA0aSIUfFHrG
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現在,我要把落得尷尬的氣氛修好!691Please respect copyright.PENANA3wgnsp6FWE
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「呃……你地女仔咪好注重個樣嘅,如果而家有粒暗倉,知唔知生係邊你會最唔驚?」 對,又是用笑話這一招。 691Please respect copyright.PENANAB56ksRZIor
她轉個頭來,用不可思議的眼神望著我,凝望一會後才說:「大脾?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAdKNE49xJW6
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「錯啦。」691Please respect copyright.PENANATJu9SE9MJS
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「手臂度。」691Please respect copyright.PENANATlCW9t1Qm4
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「錯!」691Please respect copyright.PENANAJW2fQoZnrf
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「肚度。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAwgV2hu4UUK
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「唔啱。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAUvZLfmRHfx
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「屁股。」691Please respect copyright.PENANARaqec6S0Ip
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「唔係。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAiWErjf1WTw
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「腳!」691Please respect copyright.PENANA9ko0qctHDI
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「非也。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAQf0j8yiigO
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「咁到底係咩啊?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAogHa9FgLEb
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我一臉得意地指著自己的臉說:「當然係……人地塊臉啦!」691Please respect copyright.PENANA1OBDHRLnMX
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她忍著笑,假裝生氣的斜視瞪我,反而更顯得她的可愛。691Please respect copyright.PENANAUyB9Zi4Q6X
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「你好無聊。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAJodqR55I5g
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「係架,都有好多人咁讚我。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAfIRBMIn61O
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「哩種唔係讚美嚟架。」691Please respect copyright.PENANARkY1oDzx0w
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「咁多謝妳嘅誇獎。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAjdlZwUosx0
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「有無人話你好自大?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAnT7wJyknvK
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「無啊,大家都話我啲字算細。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAZD7pKrBZsD
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我又被狠狠的瞪著了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAva2qPhR1TY
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時間如流沙,一點點溜走了而你毫不察覺,我們不知不覺原來已經聊了兩小時,感覺上卻只有五分鐘而已。我從未試過有這麼投契的感覺。 投契就是你不需要花盡心思去想話題,自自然然的你說一句她就能回應,而你又能接下去,整個過程自然而流,毫無人工修飾。 691Please respect copyright.PENANA1cu7Q4sE7F
感覺就像認識很久,滿有默契的球員,不需言語、眼神的互相傳球。691Please respect copyright.PENANAZHlCVOtiUU
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好像......天生一對的感覺。691Please respect copyright.PENANAfWRymTNvbX
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由笑話去到故事,故事去到政治,政治再去到大家的糗事,我們無所不談。691Please respect copyright.PENANAr2tySs0Fgh
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我提起自己中學時代一件糗事,話說那一年,期末考試完了,跟一班同學去又一城看電影-葉問2。691Please respect copyright.PENANAE7hNUN8XDa
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晚上十時的場次,我們九點四十五分便到了。因為五六個同學一起買票,由一個人分,結果我跟最要好的那個同學隔開了。691Please respect copyright.PENANAjQu04H2kLb
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所以,我就跟他商議:「一陣我們衝入場院先,咁咪唔洗跟號碼坐囉。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAIx4AHoB3ST
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男生,真的笨呆呆的動物。691Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ykk4BRk3K
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大家一起去洗手間時,我們故意動作快一點,然後趁其他人還在尿的時候,趁機奔跑出去,衝入戲院。691Please respect copyright.PENANAGI9gXAj8vA
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其他本來還在上廁所的人,反應還真算快捷,看見了雖然還不知什麼事,只知道要跑,就立刻洗手衝出廁所,結果全部人都跟著我們闖入戲院。691Please respect copyright.PENANA7KwdN4w3PD
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那時,我還心想,為什麼場院的門關上了,沒有多想就拉開門,恐怕被後面的人追上了,我和好朋友就要分隔開。691Please respect copyright.PENANA610y6dX6qk
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我們喘著氣,伴著極嘈吵的腳步聲,跑入了漆黑一片的戲院。691Please respect copyright.PENANAPVSO7qhyn9
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全場觀眾目光轉在我們身上。691Please respect copyright.PENANABtoqtR4BFw
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我當時還天真的想,咦大家都那麼早入場?691Please respect copyright.PENANAi3trcy5pW1
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直到我看到電影的大螢幕裡,有一個乳臭未乾的小孩說了一句:「我個名叫李小龍!」691Please respect copyright.PENANA2JfBbw9xjy
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那一刻,我終於心知不妙。691Please respect copyright.PENANAkmEGvhFVJQ
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「哈哈哈哈,好白痴啊你地!尤其事係你,仲要帶頭!」她邊笑邊拍我肩頭。691Please respect copyright.PENANAyPXZWVv022
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「咁一般戲院,十五分鐘前都應該清哂場啦,鬼知佢果間咁遲咩。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAVRdaeoGfew
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「咁跟住點啊?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAuXRHna4jTk
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「跟住咪咁囉。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAPgQ6M7E8SZ
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「我好似仲有啲未嘔夠......」她掩著口假裝要嘔在我身上。691Please respect copyright.PENANA210bP02FnI
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我立即舉起手說:「好好好,我講我講。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAvWepS2CadU
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其實之後的事,沒什麼特別,只是馬上有個職員走過來問我們:「你地幾點場架?」691Please respect copyright.PENANAEHGePSoP91
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「......十點......」691Please respect copyright.PENANAP71UUVOtBH
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「而家九點九咋,唔該你地出返去!」691Please respect copyright.PENANALKkiNHuVlN
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我們便在全場觀眾的目光下護送出去。691Please respect copyright.PENANAT5PBaiiApP
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後來,真正散場時,我們在門口掩著自已的臉。691Please respect copyright.PENANAeAO61nhx2A
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這是常識吧?691Please respect copyright.PENANAFuUcUtps4d
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「其實青春就係要糗下,先唔白過,好羨慕你有班好朋友陪你一齊癲。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAhhqV7KSTTW
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「可惜升上大專後,我地都好少機會聚。」691Please respect copyright.PENANA7PVEJJj5gb
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「我連聚都無機會。我本來就好少朋友。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAOhenkH13kW
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不是美女才多朋友的嗎?即使不是真心,總會有些追求者伴隨吧?怎樣會少朋友?691Please respect copyright.PENANAqSHQgGOZKb
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我分不清她這一句是真話還是謊言。691Please respect copyright.PENANAAXFu1Yn1Gv
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但我從她眼中看出一種深藏的傷感,我也不知自己在說什麼,可是就像內心收藏著不愉快的事一樣。691Please respect copyright.PENANA50cgEqu5oi
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如果是真的,那到底是什麼事?691Please respect copyright.PENANAiO2WEJ1QAf
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腦海突然浮現一首歌,鍾嘉欣的其實我不快樂。691Please respect copyright.PENANARHBklYIAR9
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其實我很不快樂 想躲進暗黑街角691Please respect copyright.PENANAegMG6YWe3l
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淚再可痛快地流落 不知哪日會對愛再有感覺691Please respect copyright.PENANAqD7CIIirj6
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妳是這樣嗎?691Please respect copyright.PENANAzLxVGeePaj
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「其實我很不快樂。」691Please respect copyright.PENANACNxGFykzZg
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「如若我能令你重捨一點快樂,我願意盡我的全力。」691Please respect copyright.PENANAFxfi7uyB95