「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52y197W7kX
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu058YCLEE
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cwBvp9MCC
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTMpJjcEPK
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「我聽唔明。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFVMNjNZzF
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYWjHacTEj
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVYHcWRVbU
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這個原因，遲點會說。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq6OETDMxN
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOCAC4cpWw
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPYdLzr0kE
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb1cKeD2iE
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvgjWUyuG2
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxV3cPfdqw
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWgKzE5L3A
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDBs2lGtdq
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ665K6hqrWC
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QSCAjJLlp
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ1V7bNhsD
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBCxTjIVaf
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5jQNebMCG
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08qXVtZc1U
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlcKTw2Qgg
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VCzfJX3VX
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfasmxyzBZ
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggMSLC3LCq
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0aUflXs55
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkpb7xeWKC
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世事往往難以預料。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAWgLgovaK
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP4qy3f5Do
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpLFky682Z
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是的，真的那麼剛好。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI33V6BKwNm
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAgKK7mMmY
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z4yjzOiLI
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgC3FiPqTu
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4GOkdSuEN
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OESBXIlQe
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCKCdbntzy
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfqETIfwgD
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KhicXT7nK
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuKYSVg71s
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqRfEd7DUs
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG7ZSA4pkb
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgFUF1cDnb
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r3x0k3ntX
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG26rwg7zz
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELHsQ1m2zU
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VRNrQqgfO
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「唔信！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVAntxdpCh
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBqPtFDByD
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7CrdfLUo5
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcFWov1ANB
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nj9yKQ7ec
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「咩點？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXkRD8Pr40
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「佢無打你咩？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhOdeL0Bzu
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwJzO1DRdM
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoKQUBpLQb
那麼奇怪？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3yWJOt430
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCLygC6IxF
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S5Ce3eKcB
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxkF2nlwD6
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSPiSx9sfg
「係咁就原諒你？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWVN2wnrc2
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxqsysQ5Uj
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvYb2L8ONQ
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJYqlw1UyQ
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQMA59MUBm
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaYhiPwDXt
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算了。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmi2S4DRfvi
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrWH2G9bp4
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k9m45cdfA
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbI9X3XXLfF
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G4CDqtuYw
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHTeQ5b1pE
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2he3bv2wM
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可是他……595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsfPPyhsqk
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我該怎麼說呢？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboMuOViYpg
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP2gci7UEj
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQqUCNP1Ce
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雖然動機未明。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRi3qiZSdo
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUZLDfeJE7
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsEhIf5yVz
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMlrC9syjc
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BTeUhj8A8
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxSJ0u2FKS
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpS1WGjM3h
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fj4uxkPQV
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我說了，不原諒還好。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuCMzG9iQ2
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrgQOwHasv
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSUJBX5AsK
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF9P45kGGe
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fC7lbsbES
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9z3J0WC4Q
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所以？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B07c18Nn0
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheAJj63e7D
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ArJgfm4hu
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwG9Z4AfeR
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrkLqi9F8z
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbO6CrN852
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftz6AtRbjK
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F1QEY9s55
595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sEsz0kJRe
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ7HOeoCxy
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又回到我的故事。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugB3u6k8Cq
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「望咩啫你。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmuR4xyBHZ
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