「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtBxxfeiDi
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeUUKzNRtB
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xxL94nbNR
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H98Pp3D41
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「我聽唔明。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwguhkUdyp
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn9LaFgNYA
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TgSGF9tKC
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這個原因，遲點會說。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJdcw0Or0g
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbTXUMlf7e
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjK7yN1lQx
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj1YjTrr8B
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXYzajTOEm
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YFuvgHeND
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jYCtZo5Ys
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBbOBA3qQp
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpxA1FUqKd
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtgYOje5OY
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdLUmUyl1l
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm0sidqUdc
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlz3wBGVbS
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7zm1gQn1N
649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vFjnYUdmZ
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZipP1xGAcA
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvG7KcjNq4
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0ExrF4Dm7
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP7DJthHg3
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世事往往難以預料。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxkV3DXdMk
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1BBbnjLnJ
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzub9yqwR1L
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是的，真的那麼剛好。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCcjHJI7Xr
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHkf9XQ2oq
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ3FPibl2A
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxUitahkrk
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他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdE8KhOlnF
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb2nz1USSY
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAVFGR3Vq1
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTQy5kPdei
649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7dAUliIn5
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoKcqJ8syg
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「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGyThbXeuF
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaWYD6Jhql
649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTKzUH6PE9
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrEbySJ9qW
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「唔信！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡky7u8oEQXC
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CQdUFo46T
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOrUem8PKA
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwPm0OVdz9
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq64QhVRiz
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「咩點？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPzO5awLMq
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「佢無打你咩？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEpu9ymElz
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「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UXnVyFoXQ
那麼奇怪？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjWf6f9pPm
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQquphNTnr
649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVxSMXDkQp
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGbKYZI94Q
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「係咁就原諒你？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IxAjH9mrJ
649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFkhe69JO0
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBl0Fcvs1v
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITL3t1iK4M
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFiThGmVlm
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算了。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK8VUTfbbF
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8jpfSTUgz
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxIeKWtelz
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBJesY2oLM
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf0i7go52x
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kzFemBZBH
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可是他……649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgGXJAL0bU
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我該怎麼說呢？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wWnNWuF3A
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGfNKAgodX
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBd7EU1tXh
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雖然動機未明。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex7VfmvE6P
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg2CzsAoIq
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyChVMogeF4
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他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbEJZRqGjy
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxtDyKDFPG
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiifBhzFikD
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkEhV1qHIy
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我說了，不原諒還好。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDCd4Nkt5j
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLj2ZRkzlH
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例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ttMBJvNlN
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不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi53k1sMaMS
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他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojLTljgP6j
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所以？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLLKXxOND4
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耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uuS9ZSJQs
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「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGguBSshWSk
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvHHsFOyHD
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怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0asnB0ZIOu
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總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78f0abayng
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又回到我的故事。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9CsdlSl9q
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「望咩啫你。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HmuPBvxav
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