「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQOAQYkb7t
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO21HZzAaxR
因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMVHRlDCKC
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTzPii536I
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscnmwVheWN
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39hXpEZwhz
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dcU00wjUL
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJXMvl4M3q
SHIT！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOjr8ZDg09
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4PcyHuyXt
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyxNysjgqc
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糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr8QMMZ6MH
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdKJEY9RJr
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJFNu989W7
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HlU2jXGmN
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tQ3ijtNbn
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVFQdRciip
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpeIqC4oNB
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r4IGgEh1L
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAUoXSto1X
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WQwKhFjU5
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbofNNSV5z
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一陣溫暖。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbhp64ASJ3
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不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfppSZmi3L
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFWoSqbCT0
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lCE6CeYC1
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP3IQ6HT8V
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMePMjIgtk
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OLMHwve8q
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeUwOGauWX
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkIvOGNQFF
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMfYYLKGQH
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdXPU5AtHj
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX61yFLM8I0
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjPtReaeZj
這個時候，能說什麼呢？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAULlG7vTo
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I9RDOCZei
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWTwzMQWMs
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQqbBbC2px
好像不太禮貌。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oT7YtEOgG
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rMhLmJQti
我決定正常一點。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0MDOiZXTX
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnI71PyhR8
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tlcOdcCYK
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsu74EcUlu
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOABoV3uKh
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxLL8KBt8A
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我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEDzUeKgoo
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmr0PeAL99
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lVLQ5VQQX
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SBTLEp4YN
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHqSuRKHf5
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU1BDWsYNM
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGZFUVqQYs
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5l7JKL5zo
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ9PhUHPEF
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她聽到後，只有一個反應。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEWLlidbml
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楊千嬅式的喪笑。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrkuztwI9t
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aQAoPDDrG
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXSKxkunP8
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPiAsiEmIf
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4IXuySKmU
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hr30q3a8G
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCpty5h2vK
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6CwxVFGsK
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQaAm5xf42
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZzwb3Nrni
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVOQsLB90N
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUN6Sg6XWi8
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7FxOBN2wy
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCSEZmytBS
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wfQvAwgRl
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwrO0sNt0B
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEWNYzQhuX
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0PjABPV8w
因為她笑的時候真的很美。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26CB59Txcb
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22BycGw2sR
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeQcRLRvxZ
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9TwrQ3gcG
我說了一個笑話。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l4yc8llHQ
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprK7aD8roQ
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGN3WssEgs
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkmXzbYDp7
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGgduLGLC2
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzP8n2CIDC
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她：「……」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ElxLDv04l
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVb244eZh6
我：「……」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIC3D7nQZQ
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQzjYrEG6o
毒撚最忌有自信。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGpEqvkzeY
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLN0aZrJQOc
這話是可信的。786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHtSty1eUM
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6vFQtcxvw
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcXAgGPLVW
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786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkDcHfw88l
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T3mEpHUyJ
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786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nUiWglcRz
786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjptxN3sSIV
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786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpXuPHbbG2
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「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wafE0oTRz
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」786Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZiNMDLR2j
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