「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswn9PuMI8i
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiOMgnNbBt
因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC205ptajX7
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWx8VT9YKW
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM2HgW0ZJK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Hl0vHH5V
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiGXDZOsrg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZa56Hl0AO
SHIT！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJkAK4QkqF
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7Pnl5EFBH
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXT2n03tl4
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfFi7Z4VDR
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIomMaZHkR
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkDlL6qt7Q
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKQi5vqffD
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEeSR9n6j8
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7KkYqZT3a
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbN435ynP9
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknIOuWpOAN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfifAyLOWJ0
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIoidTCLoz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYOR4HjKDb
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh8sEypttK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1oVkr0CeC
一陣溫暖。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2iNbHXb3y
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPFy16IM0v
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rO2HEyqSu
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T2qPMPC7k
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdngROPXiR
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8qBLhogEt
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbmC7i5W23
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZEt8C44Kc
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsPVtHGA3S
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s3usgirgk
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCXMwfVjOV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeiSXAprsA
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RbVGjvng8
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnMAzlKpGE
這個時候，能說什麼呢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEfvmwfIaC
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkDEgmZzZh
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhJ4ai6emT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK7xfubxNA
好像不太禮貌。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQCRU2gRYT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs539G05LN
我決定正常一點。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPmXn8spxE
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b9jNJY23P
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlX8rIautB
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh26s0DXwee
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM5cis2UOD
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbcL4QG95f
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaa2p2wUfP
我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0RYV4412I
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouliClDOiQ
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwIs8ooivX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKjQ0C1ARR
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC91TBOVWSJ
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoBzZIZJ25
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW2z31qRIz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7Vyxwp7tM
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5BAzwfscG
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZgw5JSjJ1
她聽到後，只有一個反應。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlbXKXcCDg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV5hCcBYxe
楊千嬅式的喪笑。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHeQLLotWu
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVmHvyrqin
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDBnoVPNue
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB0FyY11aD
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc0gVqZr2i
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5BJiEXeD3
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7xYatBhDs
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6fmAsafJk
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HZkAU3Zb7
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67ZvGrtDel
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6zpfx4ntN
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFy2OwTNaP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvfERpXjVF
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMPI82FU2b
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mN6K7c5vM
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFb0PL3F1
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1YO6jM5Nz
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROiP6fUkXP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOpAbX2my1
因為她笑的時候真的很美。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xDLJ7yJl9
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c3GjNUWjj
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjHd9SQWtH
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1Lp3H5lvX
我說了一個笑話。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSs7Kw5gRm
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMToAEMGnq
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90MFSYODcu
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBgYxs2M2k
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts2thJYKVb
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9Lcpmy4Va
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoxLb3TtZH
她：「……」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyeDidH0W5
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKs6EvztHy
我：「……」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspIN1YJWwX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C1TYvJ8XI
毒撚最忌有自信。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1tkDw91Z2
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi89NxlJWI
這話是可信的。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBjxQAb4ZU
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIYzqdrBCj
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbMREdQ1Qh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbxKjJ1cDo
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTgwJzSGYk
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA4prNOxTW
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKePZf7LujL
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPWGKgg269
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mcgj6hJko
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60DiwWgnWX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXNxXiC7hT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojTmluQRpi
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbasXwLl09
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3CRiCgp3k
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