「Come on, James，可唔可以成熟啲呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr6F3lpLoL
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH3LNQLZWv
嘩屌！Come on James? 雖然我係叫占屎，但Evelyn你唔係要將陶公子嘅潮文同我講一次呀?1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNiVDv96li
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1V1o28DKT
我放下手上的星冰樂，有點傻眼的看著眼前的女朋友，Evelyn，她剛從澳洲Working Holiday回來一個月。我倆剛討論我們的未來，我只是有點敷衍的回答了一下，就得到了這句「Come on, James」。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40pJXZxhiv
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCayfwNF2v
「你有無發覺，自從我喺Australia返嚟之後，我哋好似有啲唔夾? 」在Starfuck內，她一面調拌著眼前的Chamomile Tea，一面宣讀她的判詞，完全無視這杯Chamomile Tea其實係唔需要攪勻的。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQreuOo6h5
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY40UUFIeIF
「I mean，其實喺畢業之後，我哋嘅世界好似越嚟越遠，我諗，大家都到咗呢個年紀，係咪應該冷靜咁find out，點樣去解決呢場crisis呢? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OgdQaS6CV
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVaZ6P2HK9
我頂你個肺！你唔駛真係將篇潮文嘅對白背哂出嚟呀? 而家真係去過一年Working Holiday就大撚哂? 每講一句都要夾硬插啲英文單字入去?1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12MEPCQynx
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa9IoIMjUR
雖然我不是潮文中滿臉暗瘡，架著銅絲眼鏡的毒撚，但這些對白一樣觸動了我的自尊神經。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRdAsxTmfv
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWfz3bnNig
我嘗試作出最後掙扎﹕「我知，你即係嫌棄我啫。你返到嚟就即刻入咗魔根屎單尼，你叻你好嘢。我只係做緊個文員仔，要返5日半仲要成日OT，我配你唔起，但我會努力賺錢，我哋公一份，婆一份，一樣可以買樓結婚㗎。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S6gRwGt9C
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJgYuicUEm
Evelyn輕輕搖頭，狀甚遺憾﹕「係Morgan Stanley。」她頓了頓，又道﹕「喺你眼中，我就係一個咁現實嘅女仔? 其實我哋嘅differences，喺畢業嗰陣已經出現，我有叫你同我一齊去Australia，但你點答我? 你話已經搵到工，話去一年嘥時間，我喺嗰刻就一直諗，我哋係咪屬於兩個唔同level嘅人。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMgjTpx5ck
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz2wdSO7SQ
哪有錢！你老母！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2nFhL1cNw
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtECWzPRltm
你明知道我一畢業就已經負資產，而且還要儲錢跟你結婚，那還可以浪費一年時間跟你浪跡天涯！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEL9MU5dTk
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyexlUgRtb
我意識到我們已經到了無可挽回的地步，但還是不甘心地上訴﹕「你知道我要還關窿㗎，我都應承咗你等我升職加人工會同你去一次日本。唔通無錢都係一種罪過? 如果係，點解你唔老實講? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Lpd5HDjV
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz2YnkgAHE
「I'm not talking about money, you know that.」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtioZTW6FUW
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwitqvIcp4z
撈? 我撈你老味！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DooF0CXho
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gk9VaSDJi
我忽然冷靜下來，沒有像潮文中的毒撚發脾四就咁走咗去。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0GEnPZK66
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaCA7ume2x
或許，變了心的女人，就像借出去的錢一樣，找收數佬也收不回來。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeUwEmMFPK
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNJp6thI98
「咁，分手啦。」我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片雲彩。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvT9YrCs1KE
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ViidngFgA
Evelyn的嘴角若有若無的向上彎了一下，然後微微點點頭﹕「James, we are still friend.」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIY6YSdm80
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWliRXWrhED
她輕輕呷了一口微涼的Chamomile Tea，然後站起來，離開。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9sEhaFGfu
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcEgWBpZzq
我惆悵的看著眼前只剩半杯的Chamomile Tea，憶起跟Evelyn剛相識時她的一臉羞澀，那個怯怯的濕吻，那夜在宿舍輕輕脫下的胸圍，那對溫軟動人的33C，肉體與肉體碰撞時的啪啪聲，還有那令人念念不忘的口技......1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLiPhbxQvp
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWLeKdR20Q
你老母！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1Z6r0rL3G
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzennFzDTuS
我一拍桌面，發出的呯然巨響嚇得周圍只買一杯咖啡卻坐一整天的偽文青目定口呆，然後霸氣地離開這個傷心地......1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB1s0twTzd
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAZuRwW2ts
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRLMQQYb69
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdN5V2qlQX
正當我昂首闊步走到街上，打算用霸氣遮掩被飛的事實時，一輛R8在我身側駛過。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmle7MSSyK
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkdbeD3wK9
我瞄了車廂一眼，坐在副駕的，正是剛飛走我的Evelyn，她正巧笑倩兮的跟司機聊天。我再看真一點，那個司機，身無四両肉，梳著一個比比鳥頭，身穿窄身slim cut粉藍色西裝，是一個比MK更MK的MK仔。而這個MK仔，赫然就是那天跟Evelyn一起從澳洲回來，Evelyn說是在飛機上認識的ABC。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dJ4nYGz3E
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOIkoHhYiB
我隱約感到，我在香港Holiday Working的時候，她已經在Working Holiday途中送給我一頂綠油油的綠帽。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TSVX8sjVB
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd3qAwX6Z2
屌那星！的士！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7643ro139
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKkt2mOk6b
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUaRGWo2VG
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUpeObOE86
怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生！我毅然伸手截的，並跟司機說跟著前方的R8。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGRMEP1kmI
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg4iF6ml12
司機從倒後鏡中瞄了我一眼，我吼道﹕「唔駛望啦，係拍緊戲呀！快啲追上去啦！後面成隊crew跟緊呀！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckChpuLXBy
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00lnN4JO4C
的士司機立刻像吃了春藥一樣，發動引擎馬上就追了上去。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9rclJCjPi
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjzvLfKrdQ
司機的聲音很興奮﹕「拍緊咩戲呀? 我有無對白㗎? 邊個做男主角呀? 係咪發哥呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWP6zarE3C
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOsYGX19Vv
其實我唔多想理佢，但係為咗令佢發揮佢嘅小宇宙，我唯有指住我粒衫鈕話﹕「呢道裝咗個微型鏡頭，你嘅角色係一個過氣嘅一級方程式賽車手，性格沉默寡言，為咗屋企人放棄自己嘅賽車夢轉而揸的士。今日我咁啱上咗你部車去追揸R8嘅歹徒，你要發揮你所有潛能追上去，有無問題? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHs4i9jFvr
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaiL1cEpOQ
「無問題！交比我！」的士佬興奮的大聲回答。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuZ8hnaoAG
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwB7EB0kG8
「好！頭先嗰段我會叫導演cut咗佢，一陣我嗌action你就即刻入戲！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwhytF1dCk
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hrFR62bAP
的士司機馬上撥一撥稀疏的髮絲，然後給了我一個堅定的眼神。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGFvWtLqkx
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlk1xEuzas
「Action！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOcunIvtct
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGq1XIRNyZ
一聲令下，引擎咆哮一聲，的士呼嘯而去，在高速公路上逢車過車。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVP5k6MLUf
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HdyhsHpgt
眼看就要跟R8並排而行，比比鳥像發現被人跟蹤，R8越駛越快，漸漸拋離我們。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLNTaQXnNt
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4hLALfAQ2
老實說的士司機的技術認真不賴，只是顯然比比鳥也不是吃素的，而且車款性能明顯不止輸一個檔次。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeV42LKgBo
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvGvk90OXC
眼見遠方的R8駛離了高速公路，到我們跟上去的時候，他們已經消失無蹤，而且我們也被逼停在交通燈前。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRrTOEEJAM
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG2i3PxKS1
我一拍椅背，深深不忿﹕「仆你個街！咁都追唔到！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhzrlTKNhE
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKd4x6f1BG
的士司機很稱職的演繹沉默寡言的性格，他只是利用倒後鏡用眼神問我﹕「咁而家點? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxkIB4F4Ra
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPkkiso2TZ
雖然我也不知道截住他們有甚麼用，但我有點死心不息﹕「喺附近兜幾個圈，睇吓撞唔撞到。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQhyfNPGJM
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONXc3wJrRf
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6qokLGSvp
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAkiCpRk7S
的士司機按我的指示在附近兜截，但明顯地R8已經逃離現場，我一無所穫。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm03enCYTH
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrNJQdu7Qt
我垂頭喪氣伏在前方倚背，腦袋放空，完全不知道該怎樣做。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85Wj9213rn
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ohmaec6BS
的士司機輕聲問我﹕「咁我哋下一場戲係點呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9rJ16Co3u
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Hw4EdNIrk
我從銀包中拿出一張五百元遞給他，有氣無力道﹕「車我去一個無人嘅地方，我要冷靜吓。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8vEGsPgLO
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCIO4KxOZv
他接過鈔票後，一聲不響的開車，過了不知多久，我感到引擎關掉了。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7p9IFHxnZj
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUDFjSQTTb
我抬頭一看，車外有點灰濛濛一片，有草有樹，四野無人，是一條窄窄的山路，這裏是甚麼地方?1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NfCnNT1jB
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hBgVeMZGL
「好cut！Good take！」是時候令他回歸現實。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJhb07SYFF
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY4lYI97Su
的士佬馬上一輪嘴問我﹕「點呀點呀? 我演成點呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4pDCYh4Ig
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MbucTQN7M
我戴上藍芽，裝作正跟導演溝通﹕「呀......好好！導演話你演得入型入格，做得非常好！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvoPfiu3l0
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVlsO6wKEf
「係? 咁我會唔會仲有戲份? 其實我覺得自己好戲過林雪，而且又靚仔過佢！」他又撥一撥稀疏的頭髮。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPamNAJlyJ0
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ9ra8161a
我打開車門，下車之前跟他說﹕「導演喺我頭先上車嗰度拍緊另一組戲，你去搵佢，睇吓佢會唔會安排一下啦，我會同你講幾句好說話。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqygyyCBhw
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO1998CHXl
的士司機千恩萬謝﹕「唔該哂你呀哥仔，我攞金像獎嗰陣一定會多謝你㗎！係呢，點稱呼呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpbBng4Grs
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteMMvoF8jc
「叫我Come on James啦......話時話，呢度邊度呀? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFlknDCwUF
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMDzkWeHiD
「大帽山呀，你話要無人嘛，駛唔駛我車返你去搵導演? 」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSUUHJqasA
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLCNQwmPEO
我揮揮手﹕「唔駛啦，我仲要演一幕獨腳戲，一陣會有人接我啦，你走先啦。」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4h3VCmpeR
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPChlOSYBw
的士司機露出羡慕的表情，然後依依不捨的離開。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqHfYUbMao
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRkpl2QrlD
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoJu7wgvEo
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x8voKOlvH
我看著漸漸遠去的的士，又轉頭望向另一方向，看來這條路可以一直上山頂，就上去看看吧。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEET6OEcnHT
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIhGgy8YgW
走著走著，我到了一個可遠眺城市的地方，看著一棵棵如火柴般的樓宇，心裏不禁在想，我到底是為了甚麼而努力? 辛苦讀書工作，OT受氣，換來的，就是一頂綠帽?1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LO1YGCOQv
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIgaQu3F0T
我忍不住撿起一塊石頭，使勁丟到遠方，然後向天大嗌﹕「死仆街港女！」1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYihjTEESYK
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzDYei9tMa
轟隆！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhzYbGEK5f
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy6Cwf6UWw
回應我的，卻是一聲雷響。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoNAAETxBO
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFqn3wE9JK
我嚇了一跳，然後瞄一瞄天空，灰灰暗暗的正被密雲籠罩，似是快要下雨。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxPhRgtaW1
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aD8zJGPip
屌！連個天都唔鍾意我? 你等我落咗山先好落雨喎！1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoVtKJovU8
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLd22zkO9K
才走了幾步，正想打電話call的士之際，突然感到尿急。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u2gtwaXak
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfBrF8lWmc
我左望望右望望，視線範圍之內，不要說廁所，連坑渠都沒有一條。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTOmaNB23u
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NfqyhXbLR
算了，反正無人，求其快手屙咗篤尿就走。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF9LHMeB3S
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcU9OW11nc
我走到路邊的一棵樹下，對著樹幹拉下褲鍊就開始小解。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAGTKmavpp
1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjg4TMTKje
正當我才開始解放，卻已經下起大雨。1878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKVK2p81Mt
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