「埜腕垀,埜腕垀,涴跺藩珨桲縐? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAEK99PAiIdP
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAqfy8kNSfzX
我感到全身像火燒般疼痛,然後有人輕輕拍打著我的臉頰,並說著一堆不明所以的語言。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAR3NmIT30LW
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAFq1JUst9I6
接著,我的身體像是被水包圍著,清清涼涼的很是舒服,像是嬰兒時睡在媽媽的懷裏。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAvv8iGf0Nal
1091Please respect copyright.PENANArUilP4iDis
我緩緩睜開雙眼,發覺眼前水汪汪一片,卻發現原來身在水裏。1091Please respect copyright.PENANARkVbu0m6IY
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA0rmsXWzcUC
嘩!做乜跌咗落水?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAKUX1L1468j
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAACFMinasXJ
我立即閉氣,並撐手撐腳的想浮起來,卻發現根本不成功。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAB84DtoGMYt
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAPJWMma0mzb
正當我憋得臉紅耳赤,快要淹死之際,包圍著我的水突然全部散去,然後我就跌在地上。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAsNYvI9GZMK
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAkA1NTGEtFb
啪!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAHh93AEo4JI
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAyB3Go0RxmE
頂......跌到我......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAFfvxezflGH
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA6d5mnvzJkj
我撫著屁股,眼看剛才的水在半空中正化作點點晶瑩剔透的水珠,再慢慢消失在空氣當中。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA0LtesDupjx
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA6ONhYLNHfl
呢啲咩嚟㗎 ? 點解我會凌空跌落地? .........1091Please respect copyright.PENANA9qCfUSMPOi
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAnhQVFd3lO9
「跺縐僻趼滅誹? 猁砑佽腔憩岆縐? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAdXVMweTmSw
1091Please respect copyright.PENANACbhGvf95vM
我又聽到有人說話,但完全不明白是甚麽意思。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA0WE1rJdRX8
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAaTAM5FXW1G
我望向聲音來源,是一個身穿古裝,國字口面,濃眉大眼,身材粗壯的青年,年約二十歲。他正微微俯身向我說話,但我一句也聽不明白。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAxroHgBUiQi
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAmojHxnox1K
雖然如此,但從語氣聽來他應該並無惡意。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAdOAUfq4ToE
1091Please respect copyright.PENANArnyfvglHFJ
「呃......你...你好呀,請問你識唔識廣東話? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANASERR3Lfm8n
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAUICvThaVd1
他聽到我說話,愣了一下,然後又道﹕「帤跺誹勤眭? 狟煦梗趼茼。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANA193XZAzGqG
1091Please respect copyright.PENANALVP9ycbMgz
佢究竟噏乜春呀? 唔通係大陸方言? 同埋點解佢著古裝嘅? 拍緊戲?1091Please respect copyright.PENANA3ktq8bCt3n
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAmINyJXHqbW
我嘗試轉一轉channel﹕「尼巧,錢暈尼天得洞煲東瓜嗎? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAl7aSNS8o87
1091Please respect copyright.PENANACSb5oc8N4A
他又搖搖頭,然後將我扶起,示意我跟著他。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAXEdOTjv4gZ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA271rni45Ac
「Hey man, can you speak English? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAz1lviz2EPU
1091Please respect copyright.PENANATVeDqeehB2
「哦hi唷,阿Lee拮多過齋依乜士打。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAemwChUT9er
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAVd5w4zcJIq
「呀羅哈些唷,寵寵寵。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANA3D9peLaFn3
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAFM3NWSvRyw
「沙嘩d cup,cup冠cup。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAh2qGcIy9HQ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANABENMIqsxuK
我鍥而不捨,運用我所會的語言跟他溝通,但他只是笑笑的沒有回應,只是示意我跟著他。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAFVGYFQpd72
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAl1NqaXesyx
條友憨吓憨吓成個郭靖咁款,應該唔係壞人啩? 而且頭先我明明喺大帽山,而家呢度明顯係一個山谷,要我自己出返去我都唔識路,唯有跟住佢先啦。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAzU62W9Jh83
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAdWwHzUOd1z
不過話時話,呢度又幾靚喎,成個拍金庸電視劇嘅外境咁,而且空氣仲鬼死咁清新,香港有個咁嘅地方咩?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAEJV3Kyp6KS
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAPFWJ0GwfNu
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAqjQfW72Q2W
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAl4QKGyfVTI
我跟著這個憨鳩郭靖,一直在山中小徑走著,沿途他不時停下來採摘野花野草放在他揹著的藤籃,活像他是來山中採藥一樣。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAwQgc0ZBVpA
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAagJWcDBDnG
咕嚕......1091Please respect copyright.PENANANJjpGyGtK8
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAv0mGdAXDQo
走著走著我開始肚餓,我望向天空,只見太陽正在頭頂,那麽說現在是正午? 但剛才在大帽山明明是三時多的,難道我暈了一整天?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAsgyZPROWaJ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAS08G4EwqrZ
正當我驚疑不定之際,郭靖轉頭向我道﹕「腔宎硊岆菴跺? 」然後他指了指肚皮。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAkI4N189v3C
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAyijIP4nmPY
看來他也聽到我肚子打鼓,於是我點點頭。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAYlE2evJKQi
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAQzz6o6uGeb
他望望右邊的叢林,然後撿起一塊石子擲了過去。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAWLHvTAwpSK
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAfns0DnK6hy
倏地,一只小兔子跳了出來,往我們瞄了一眼,然後就往前方跳走。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAlgZPRanbWx
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAQI1cpypdEv
只見郭靖他伸出左手,掌心向天,然後就有一些透明點點在他掌心一吋以上逐漸凝聚,不到兩秒,那些透明點點已經形成網球大小,活像一個小水球一樣。1091Please respect copyright.PENANArwYlxw9v24
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAi8T4w49f5l
「跺趼誹!」他左手一揮,水球以高速射向小兔子,「噗」的一聲,水球炸裂,兔子應聲而倒。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGbSqwRAKdB
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAIhxak5VbTB
嘩屌!街頭魔法王?1091Please respect copyright.PENANA7YbuypLQmL
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA2eB37PdCd4
我走過去撿起兔子,只見牠一身是水,看來剛才郭靖擲出去的真的是水球。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAWKA3YbN8Qx
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAwvndZ0z1Va
我將兔子遞給郭靖,他笑著接過,然後從腰帶抽出一把小刀子......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAd8Xi9cuIPp
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAfEFPzuwjdN
我即刻撳住佢﹕「喂喂喂!你真係諗住劏嚟食呀? 我對兔肉無興趣喎!」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAl2nOboxVDr
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAqy64NWsmAl
郭靖一邊疑惑的看著我,一邊已經一刀割斷兔子的咽喉。1091Please respect copyright.PENANANA6tfYt3Nf
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAo4h0ygqlVP
唉......真係......你要食就食啦,我無眼睇......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAQoKdKdmSCa
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAu0WGyFR0SS
面對這麽血腥的場面,我唯有做身體語言示意我去小便。1091Please respect copyright.PENANArLfLppbazE
1091Please respect copyright.PENANARdPougcqWO
我行開兩步,回頭望一望,佢已經手起刀落將兔仔肢解剝皮,動作熟練得似是久經訓練,難道他是一個獵人? 香港會有獵人? 城市獵人? 但孟波不是只會獵女嗎?1091Please respect copyright.PENANARlLsZqjfx5
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAM85Kg6ahSq
正所謂君子遠庖廚,小人長戚戚,這麽赤裸裸的重口味畫面還真令我反胃,所以我就走到不遠處的樹後,然後順手揸揸水。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAF2a7DTBdCY
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAiGYBh2M8Io
揸水之時,我就諗緊頭先郭靖嗰下係咩魔術呢? 隻兔仔真係比佢打暈咗,又真係濕哂喎,一啲穿崩借鏡嘅位都無,真係勁過無記嗰啲魔法王多多聲,不如一陣叫佢教我兩手旁下身都好。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAobsavN3FrG
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回去後,郭靖正對著一堆柴枝枯葉,拿著兩塊石頭在「噠噠噠」,敲擊聲中不時有火星掉到柴枝上。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA3FJKt94tdX
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAO24gv73ZKh
傳說中嘅火石? 佢真係原始人?1091Please respect copyright.PENANA8ySHmaQ6qw
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAM2XnAvmnNE
我走到他身旁,在褲袋拿出一個打火機,然後在他面前「噠」的一聲點火。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAii3GwHhszR
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA0midAmRnq2
他見狀喜道﹕「扂? !垀眕祥湔婓党蜊杅,蚚腔岆模茼,誹誹。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANArCZX0XnJA8
1091Please respect copyright.PENANATINXdXc6R0
我還是不知道他說甚麼,不過我倒明白他想我燃起柴火。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAb1qI32E42t
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA61xszuvEUq
在我對著枯葉點火之時,他伸出兩手,閉起雙眼,然後我又看到兩個水球各自在他的左右手上凝聚,幾秒後,他張開眼,將水球放在盛著兔肉的陶碗,原來他要用水來洗乾淨兔肉。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAYr1OuWmB5v
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA20RAqmkpGm
「喂!教我得唔得呀? 」我指住佢隻手,做一做佢頭先個動作,然後又指一指自己。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAZnn4jZ2NYw
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAk6p53i6sq3
他有點疑惑,他指著我的打火機,道﹕「誹絞縐腔唗,杅硉蚚腔岆? 」1091Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ysl7q070U
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAwNGuxzknb4
想點? 想要個火機?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAG2PJGnzw5M
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAh1g8u29P9B
我將火機遞給他,他卻哂手擰頭。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAora7XEEvmN
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAmNyUm8xx56
喂,即係點呀? 比你又唔要......唉......都係唔明,算啦......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGOfdS1ywGs
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA1AuUWn67ke
我起了營火,然後從口袋裏拿出一包純萬,點起一枝悠悠的抽了起來。只見郭靖架起一個支架,將兔肉串上樹枝再放在架上燒烤。肉上的油份經火一烤,一點一點的滴在炭火上,發出吱吱聲,而伴隨著聲響的,就是引人垂涎的肉香。1091Please respect copyright.PENANArzsvf2ecZp
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGgJak2Cris
睇嚟......炭燒兔肉都好似唔錯喎......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAPzAT3rcp2t
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAZG4DeYKpWF
我吞一吞口水,郭靖已經將烤好的兔肉遞給我。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAUHlqruzcPt
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAjop5HoQdKt
「射射!」我拿起兔肉就咬了一口,唔......!肉質鮮嫩!肥美多汁!原來兔肉咁鬼好食!1091Please respect copyright.PENANADUtnSd2rUz
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAGqI4BVdmZn
我和郭靖大快朵頤﹐轉眼整隻兔子就給我倆幹掉了。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA93c3WXK1zI
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAczeqYkHHQG
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我喝了口郭靖變出來的水,捧著肚子打著飽嗝,又抽起煙來。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAG7MHkXOOfz
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA9HLqq3kBgx
郭靖十分好奇的看著我抽煙,難道他沒見過嗎?1091Please respect copyright.PENANA79TFN8K9Kc
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAsM8jAkRX5Q
我遞枝煙比佢﹕「嗱!醒枝比你。正所謂飯後一枝煙,快活過神仙呀!」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAjaqnuYKlEv
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAdgf45sgRx2
他拿著煙,學我一樣含在嘴裏,卻不知道怎麽做。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAIalOybDTj5
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAP5VEqodOKK
我替他點火,但他卻呆呆的不懂吸一下,於是我誇張的示範給他看。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA8fsW3u3EQ1
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA2wzMliHIii
他「哦哦」有聲的表示明白,然後就使勁的吸了一口......1091Please respect copyright.PENANAZeIH4YNTpH
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAlyOyC5MLse
「咳!......咳......咳咳......」他給嗆到了。1091Please respect copyright.PENANANFFcIebxbW
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAcAJ00vlyMm
「哈哈哈哈!你慢慢再試吓就無事啦。」1091Please respect copyright.PENANAV5uTtucA53
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAQJJzd0njIZ
他似是明白我說甚麼,再次緩緩的吸了一口,再將煙呼出來,然後露出一個享受的表情。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAdv3jHD6zxL
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAiYKPlJZNvZ
一會兒後,他抽完了煙,然後笑著直豎拇指。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAqJSgzflCAg
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAPubBXJd549
估唔到除咗音樂,原來煙仔都係世界語言。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAJrcn6W0WnI
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA5D2PAppgeJ
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吃過午飯,我們又收拾行裝繼續出發。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA5CLrXtLUFA
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAXuzvUGKeLA
其實到了這個時候,我還不知道他到底是甚麽人。不明語言、穿古裝、會變魔術、懂打獵、用火石、未見過煙仔......1091Please respect copyright.PENANA7nBJ5It9TK
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAFefqvYnN7H
喂等等先,除咗識變魔術之外,點解其他情況咁鬼似尋秦記嘅? 唔係穿越咗去古代咁搞笑呀?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAh9xcJpGd4Q
1091Please respect copyright.PENANApJJbSCQjf6
這個時候我才發現自己身上的衣服有點破破爛爛,而且還有一些燒焦的痕跡。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAgrGF5vZQvZ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANArhUK6YX66r
咦? 唔通我頭先喺大帽山比雷劈? 然後就穿越咗嚟古代? 唔撚係呀?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAVir60PrubX
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...................呀哈哈哈哈!咁我呢個現代人返到嚟古代,咁咪可以好似古天樂咁溝死女? 哇哈哈哈!你個仆街港女Evelyn,今次仲唔比我威番次!秦始皇!秦始皇喺邊? 一定要喺佢發跡之前搵佢出嚟認佢做契弟!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAKlBFzBLrrq
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA6iObt8polz
我想到這裏,興奮得拉住了郭靖問他我們在哪個國家哪個年代,不過我得到的回答當然是一堆沒有意義的音節。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAHBy9nNrGHP
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAoTkinwT1oU
郭靖的答覆,亦像冷水一樣將我的所有幻想淋熄。1091Please respect copyright.PENANA4RDbhv4PoJ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANANZ612PDEy2
唉點算呢,睇嚟我同呢個時代嘅人溝通唔到喎,咁生活都成問題啦,仲話溝女......唉......都係跟佢出返去先,留喺度真係死咗都唔知咩事。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAiErcuUiMKQ
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAs7z2HL0y9j
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAagTkxrvagv
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我垂頭喪氣的跟著郭靖後頭,走了約莫一個小時,終於離開了山谷,到達了一處城門前。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAlrKLe24tHu
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAISistE8NQ5
嘩嘩嘩!係現實中嘅城門呀!唔係無記廠景呀!好撚宏偉呀!1091Please respect copyright.PENANAykOQ5aZc7P
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA7sQVdUOMr4
我抬起頭,眼看有六七層樓高的城牆,而眼前的城門亦有三層樓高,頓時覺得自己真真正正的回到古代。1091Please respect copyright.PENANARgHRdksUK5
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAeSnjpn00fy
正當我呆呆的欣賞古代建築時,郭靖一手拉了我去城門口做安檢。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAgSFcjYehaY
1091Please respect copyright.PENANA820KIJDmgV
眼見城門守衞個個肥獅大隻,又刀又槍的,嚇到我所有頭都縮起來。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAE6tiC735rs
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAIYdj8fmR1g
大佬我無證明文件喎,一陣佢話我非法入境拉鬼咗我去天牢雞姦我點算?1091Please respect copyright.PENANAafz5U37Ju8
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAlzxus74LIH
正當我淆底想閃人之際,郭靖拿出幾個銅錢給城管,然後城管竟然揚揚手讓我們入城。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ1WbAg0a5
1091Please respect copyright.PENANAXNDrG6w6ix
唓!原來入城只係要比路費,差啲嚇到我賴屎。1091Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Nsmx3VB8