這手機八成是中毒了！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3XQkqKg1m
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd17xkJJb6
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPD6B2JlIq
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfOZbOukYt
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovXge6jU46
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHeriMdxxk
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1Sb2TazhR
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJHrIDiLfq
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIudHM91fTl
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刪掉！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVnqoDX6pR
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJYbnR4ItJ
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDQtKjDH4K
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIx7GRXQjx
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hzXL9cCxy
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYeHdCsYIb
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIJXjwNbJc
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgUJA4C8ej
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其它還有像...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAYf9K32HJ
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswRHVQgvfb
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG6SHLRsxO
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbIvgXRQgB
我沒有存款！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSw23qazJp
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzqVnU6Fu5
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我也沒有朋友！！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPNvFovVyU
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxDaD15pIT
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTFiKp62VM
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXXyfkD65c
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK0B1dyC9e
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt73Rft6Kw
1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZUj0evSGe刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYkxOvZm1k
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h5kZoiQum
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiYVFES3uy
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68IPZ6SMx9
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1006Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0y5tfxCdS
