這手機八成是中毒了！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eSdArqDd5
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXDWOvdLqV
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbNE5VE2sN
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tmCtrJWlB
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比方說最早的這一則：1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuWIZdaLkR
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRldVLvhbCT
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8HtbS7qb9
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr6K45EpL5
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x8IJkJfuZ
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6GDcaMfzF
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMZl1ual7b
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgy9Uwd4yB
刪掉！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVEtTxJ6bz
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn4hPUXB3e
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7nSm78uWw
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqr2uRaOeo
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx4ZBv4A03
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1An77HyNzM
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpgMq49zGa
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wwBPoE5re
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglnrXkaAuj
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其它還有像...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUxBXiry2z
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaotLH8Ghp5
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t5wBUusjC
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5Y7mx099i
我沒有存款！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNhG7GF0Ye
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0tsxhDWsl
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我也沒有朋友！！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ976HFj1Jtm
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOcHQGmbzi
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9xkwbqBV5
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4tkC4wxY3
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbm3Gf6bYd
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBhzk1TL9W
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecVYUI98Cd
1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaOSVTxmqr刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDwqczFkml
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfArEw7ACjY
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArTGBgxXcw
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgVKHIEBxt
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1057Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqNhsoq4ns
