今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34Vs96Xboa
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobiZRP0SYA
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsIKv5YGFJ
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydTuvDcGj3
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdghAYNKXf
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAB6wlGBM7
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96gaXurKkf
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOXt6Nz5Oz
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ87reo1EzB
戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftrADkbOfW
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSsf4dsLpk
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPtL2SAF9f
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3qYSmXWZZ
一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQvD5l7A2t
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjx29E96Z8
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhLodLQml4
「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmniTEac3XT
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCXzp6fZUT
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZlRc6koYJ
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYV0263Se4
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNblIYUbXZV
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc8tIANepm
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gmkZNEmqZ
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ356nKftPAl
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7uYUFlZTc
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiuYd0IQny
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5wd0Amkpz
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdp6C6Hizu
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzuscY5yY5
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaK1LXJUaE
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGbKgCJPeZ
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0khCCjSBl
創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvIvpmgnvW
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSE2xoB8Dp
每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bIxTm9C1v
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEclHoykkXa
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXCAhwnIKn
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你有3則未接來電1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY3TNzBG34
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34yA75F4kZ
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCkbUCaZ9g
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUJ7IsEutT
於是...1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDleFWA09w
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvRlHu0kfP
忍耐LV.9：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwYqH0PgVJ
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdb5pO8XXu
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQodM1w3sv
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXMUopzXQk
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG5iLJzI7u
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaHww6wjCb
強迫LV.6：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzUUhXIcUM
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9RIKszNyU
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5MkbuY3ks
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6CzyTy6Jj
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2qxrxt3fA
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJB4Mq3Y8f
觀察LV.3：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNAUz6G6wx
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdeUYt3kQY
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ388OUwCb51
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiQ2NaVMWa
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzedfVlfjVs
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhfhatmGMQ
吟遊詩人LV.1：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx8TJ5GrlE
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24VT3NGfJw
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq1JxMG0R0
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWKQaCfu8C
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfL1CPFWuU
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt0y535rAe
衛生紙LV.1：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHoHjjsI53
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF8HE6NBmL
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBSQjmGwVN
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sv8mNI23s
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXGNArLF79
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ2VnCOV05
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1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfTQ2tnt1J
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1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIxXOInCoD
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqmnu1ZzpM
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzJbNL4cyz
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FDvalroDu
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPmhTdJPLJ
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnWlaCrEmw
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV3jVixCMR
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s0Wwovl2a
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6LcltirtP
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKxO4aXNHZ
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauNjLiraTf
電話那頭說：1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxttoWFmPex
1293Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTFwREw5J9
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