這手機八成是中毒了！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtOsKyn5aP
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt76HrZ2l4
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wuuBaxJSN
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIgcdx2rvU
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比方說最早的這一則：1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHkZahSAdk
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wSxZxw40A
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMTOIjjj9l
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqPEeWOskg
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW8qzcggZK
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkIm4IpV1m
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BGMpyYBso
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kuWaj64wO
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tm2gVnSnu
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刪掉！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSJaNGSy1t
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcSdKtFJin
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86tUtb82lo
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq7t1CdZ80
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNx4K12KrP
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbbb6nIggq
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26AWHEHUvs
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8U2xwuJ8wF
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZz5sp72vx8
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzv1Qhs5yt
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其它還有像...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkTvGzfce1
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTrvdRRshq
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNLIb007PX
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLanJ4gDgf
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl5FigEObH
我沒有存款！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ub0z91kgO
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sLp0iUAjE
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我也沒有朋友！！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfMbNOVcdm
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgRyXCkyJR
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFZvSBnQaZ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO8aJgsXV3
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQUI5Cye3L
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ztSyeBkaF
1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEEfkAVmLI刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBPqgGF3AG
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHwWcrzRVT
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs6ftdg1QV
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1jtSyPiL5
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1040Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrbbMayF5B
