這手機八成是中毒了!1093Please respect copyright.PENANApuSoqvFbdD
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAUhwTabRMBE
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1093Please respect copyright.PENANAPKGsiA9X2G
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1093Please respect copyright.PENANAelLnYWhGRk
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比方說最早的這一則:1093Please respect copyright.PENANAUaBjN0BgGV
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAux2TyFXWom
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1093Please respect copyright.PENANAh5fGUeTjhG
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1093Please respect copyright.PENANAVqx1IrfwLK
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1093Please respect copyright.PENANAgiwUQLL5cg
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1093Please respect copyright.PENANAofjwyiJPYy
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刪掉!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAtPnpifLIVc
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAHTAXmraXct
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAFuK0ZLYGFY
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1093Please respect copyright.PENANAQkFlJxAI4s
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1093Please respect copyright.PENANAoSnothfTNh
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1093Please respect copyright.PENANANw0zkSEGuT
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1093Please respect copyright.PENANAJfPLXUaT9i
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1093Please respect copyright.PENANAcoqaRQlVCQ
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其它還有像...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAsptZ8hNqJk
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAbslBIUoDms
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAuhz79oMGDX
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1093Please respect copyright.PENANA3S6ksBv2T0
我沒有存款!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAyb4DSxYq3h
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAVXhetxd2SJ
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我也沒有朋友!!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAK8Dc6ZUtqg
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAYZtovA8EKg
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAundei8Bxyo
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAGdhzvML0bM
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAhBP1dVozZh
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAinmSvnyBPc
1093Please respect copyright.PENANArz1XnJ4JgW刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1093Please respect copyright.PENANAUdrfeH3orA
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1093Please respect copyright.PENANAiaLfKI6v8g
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1093Please respect copyright.PENANAJGBDdLCXnA
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1093Please respect copyright.PENANA8yBEJqvIvt
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1093Please respect copyright.PENANAR8BBX3EPpF