這手機八成是中毒了！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuSoqvFbdD
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhwTabRMBE
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKGsiA9X2G
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelLnYWhGRk
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比方說最早的這一則：1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaBjN0BgGV
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux2TyFXWom
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5fGUeTjhG
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqx1IrfwLK
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiwUQLL5cg
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofjwyiJPYy
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刪掉！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPnpifLIVc
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTAXmraXct
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuK0ZLYGFY
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkFlJxAI4s
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSnothfTNh
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw0zkSEGuT
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfPLXUaT9i
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoqaRQlVCQ
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其它還有像...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsptZ8hNqJk
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbslBIUoDms
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhz79oMGDX
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S6ksBv2T0
我沒有存款！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb4DSxYq3h
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXhetxd2SJ
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我也沒有朋友！！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8Dc6ZUtqg
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZtovA8EKg
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡundei8Bxyo
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdhzvML0bM
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBP1dVozZh
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinmSvnyBPc
1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz1XnJ4JgW刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdrfeH3orA
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaLfKI6v8g
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGBDdLCXnA
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yBEJqvIvt
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8BBX3EPpF
