這手機八成是中毒了！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnQULYmZxy
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq7raKFUWy
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDSgLUKySt
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6H9JkHTyE
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0B9gn1cnH
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLR6nBWoeI
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDhMsfPGmn
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比方說最早的這一則：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpCARwtSZ7
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClB6rN2CTH
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiFByyQyMs
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy4UBVZBH2
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPRLUR1mGJ
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2hjZcpHQt
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6po4DpU6sG
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH0cZORm3T
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAcIoEX7yj
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgH479bdRu
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn027y6gRl
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Lp7Qn1URc
刪掉！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE44NGsRvcP
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxieGuu2K9
還有像昨天這條簡訊...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6D4MTTmvry
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclf82JcMyd
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4F45XesLH
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgD3VuECfw
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDroj0ZO4N
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVRPzL1pRU
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWe3bTA1Il
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH8VVtRGFw
我哪來的閒錢去網購！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE63oLzDQL
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBwsYsoc3M
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk0I1J4Llo
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiNb1CW0Ov
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QAcT3wB5i
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w9AuUlJUf
其它還有像...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmkjFf2MJd
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCExrJZEaI
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8uu67GaMa
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw81WFr2k8
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbrUvFKyrb
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8DunHwFxd
我沒有存款！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEhF6A3GrO
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6nI7lq7IZ
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDK1CyBBp4
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv9GbKYWzH
我也沒有朋友！！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzbvK4Zbiv
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg2muQyfuO
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXdQ71ejBm
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfowMzqSlsu
我更沒有女朋友！！！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad17dggFFD
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZqQrhETs1
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cYWRIbX0H
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQQxFBuabn
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWxJZY1gIp
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK0fXEXYj2
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BR6fNToCI刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaL9Qs9wCS
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdnPQe9zzn
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70H8zqNuFl
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNLKoGzEEJ
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6nUoDKRbT
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXgtVc4nij
835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqO2aqH8cY
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7lYEdCFUz
