這手機八成是中毒了！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq33PNtfXXy
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt54gDEpyPG
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSfrNaSE3V
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bjz1Kctmp
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比方說最早的這一則：1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6IZ9CIEG4
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWDUvODVcL
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWTvvHQnJz
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCYBRywpwD
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1JEfrYn6b
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltTL9a1hei
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKP1503PkC
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgX6H5lGmy
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刪掉！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx4UCDdcVi
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX0qtzqkJM
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntefkYCcbq
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W5aeBucXi
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhloAK5lb3l
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2XZJ0AWqT
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeaBIM3OZe
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthrH7NNooG
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaMgqEmPyO
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZyW58Dy3d
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddtZrw0OjI
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其它還有像...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqB62IamUV
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9jLNZnHQb
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kPadR7E1e
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMC216nxdk
我沒有存款！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZtz7c0MoK
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYkk8HHzF6
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我也沒有朋友！！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszCaMohczV
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIOp7o6pkR
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMkQx5ozLE
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhJd1OEO0G
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtbMj4WeIM
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjfkgq9iYk
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5i9iGpt2Y刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkKspLwbZO
1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYEJd9vDiT
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZLBauC3rr
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdP5FEabzb
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVceX6bGFL8
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1035Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XKctYk2SR
