這手機八成是中毒了！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcscXpNBr0
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xEF9RZlAv
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET892gYzIb
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG8vkdOJDW
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比方說最早的這一則：1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LFvC8XS99
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBduYMc5j0U
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXb00DxtHC
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OEK2Ulmoj
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnKjxShJnu
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVaDDCJlDh
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刪掉！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3r3nzOKTA
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGAg9DJ8Ao
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoqIBHEzG4
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1o0LYul6q
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UHlyXJkIz
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK11ssMY7w
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPMzR7dSK9
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEeVR668D1
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其它還有像...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwVj5kvxiV
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWOUYCPHee
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3Io43rqPS
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk35vDNMGp
我沒有存款！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE9iIOLJZ9
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7ZK7Kxocb
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我也沒有朋友！！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNx0U0N77E
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5viEIpuxZI
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9ODczi5QW
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05bw4RryX8
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTZlySZq64
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjqFCopSm9
1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgmampxcql刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEl46dJQQy
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphopeTfDWH
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAb8gwbeKO
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3JtdNsWNa
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1086Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvvDkDjyzt
