行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBUGXnB2kO
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXmQX3qvu2
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZbV7kz3ZN
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUNjzwwaqo
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe39wTOvfXI
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDtvYlfn3V
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0BFlooVh2
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCZcCeODMg
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WPDBE6pID
「……」我繼續唔講野。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUpxrjZVGZ
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi186jQPGk3
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiEsqFdcV2
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs30t8XynWI
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRAbtMGQNM
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1i2brx6qx
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPRDMvGXx3
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx75YhZrkp
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO270VuXTgS
「……」我腦內突然hang機。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl5eaMRley
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IZjZofCq8
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa2mmKo4Cl
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC7mRvNWyY
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4WmiqIGof
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMNjfw3DeP
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBrEJCoLTK
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNBJn4H1uJ
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6NmYp0QCF
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU0GsSmqQN
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E6E0yNb1t
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq3GKCdVjY
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zNQ0T0JPd
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyDL57k0gG
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaii0zcyTMm
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pR49ygX1S
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpjHP4zDpS
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdc6VXkRsK
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKJ6IX8haZ
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGbznA1XAu
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhLKMWMBaX
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHFoRF405R
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFZfe6EKav
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMYPNHT8qY
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPKVdL2C1N
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7DRlwQKkl
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXmP3akCRz
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrozAVISNIg
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmamlUbL7te
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44OBQ22j0O
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjTR5t47OB
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC8CpRCz6m
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpM2dX90ih
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzTbEM4XUD
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2kSKMzExv
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKYDiDHHB6
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLvkGCEUAy
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPY1c6tqPW
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1Mc17Hv1a
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLjctqEUvp
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EqdQNfj97
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyABvwrNxN
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDKWgMfyFe
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2DUU1npaz
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAxQzNQ3ah
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGjPaW2Qmm
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sTOOND6BI
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「拜拜。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oxCsZnE0y
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKOU4mL2os
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ps29dA5dX
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFyD3LGHiT
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