行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ3wmddz6Z
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXzE5oxddb
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKsMUrWkLT
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinvQoW3qSz
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaIm2pgouH
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZo8I5prqQ
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lkqJxJS3R
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWl9h4An67
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAluhUpQl3w
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrhiWmQ5RS
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H54TExkvI
「……」我繼續唔講野。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1noHGijTi
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz4uVtRXu5
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpMMFlyHDP
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI992gOJQL
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebbovzH4t5
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp1bhmYQhA
老實講依個動作幾可愛。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh7Vf7ZKfr
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUycM3I7rB
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASIVBQDdyT
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6SwbtRN7F
「……」我腦內突然hang機。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6qWhWWjws
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33l4i1rval
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yPdupumGn
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwRVyfq4N1
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWSlhEeV3J
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVRNttgi62
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMukkRBifsM
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx5Y6bLuR5
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQxSCOzBes
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfvGDWsxDt
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGQBXEwUKE
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw8ZKGGDpO
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQAkdplcf8
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0CT1NBoJ3
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueC22adgg0
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVpuC6Vul8
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9BeUAf5Ze
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvbgBIp5DP
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYGTomStB4
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQksOzxyyML
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapY14hxBIl
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAOtjadG1r
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeF2h1YH2m
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs9bpZJh3Q
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK2bKZCLs1
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOch5On5H3a
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n4Z55a6wd
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0FSEs5QQq
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPmDjMcf92
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRHhHPPiHN
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tF1G18MH5
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOsKQeiZSm
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DvTWPex6D
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YcSRwHq7w
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwrhSShkEC
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5qcsePPLr
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5yT5pLwYs
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTIiW2VeUH
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlvFiDsW1H
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMFjTk8OmY
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1mvkVmiT9
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrxmBsZbEa
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH75ljbGohn
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTXml03MM7
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLJw3AUdjr
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3li79PNV2F
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTf0op5M29
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOohp71itRa
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5RJJxoTCA
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfCspHUHUx
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAqyEwCGCa
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2oSZ0hVHR
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnnc2sPxHf
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiR3PSolCx
「拜拜。」516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mgww9Gmvv
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNrPBrtxYq
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYtQrByzJE
516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABN4Ts8ZBP
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3Nxmlv4Mw
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