"The name of the game is "Adam," and I know you told me not to make the password the same thing so-"
"The password is "bitch."
"The fuck man?!"
"Hey guys, Sky here! Ross, I'm fuckin' pissed."
"The fuck was that?!"
"You're a bitch." Ross said, chuckling.
"'Cause you're a bad baby."
"I'm a bad baby. Okay. Anyway guys, welcome back to "Who's Your Daddy." Before this video starts guys, thank you guys for all the support you show our channel and basically everything we do. You guys are awesome, you should feel awesome. Make sure to go subscribe to Ross in the description below." I paused for a second.
"And if you guys haven't already, 'cause I know a lot of you guys watch my videos and actually aren't subscribed, go ahead and subscribe. Uh, I'd love a new edition to the Sky Army. You guys are awesome. And if you guys wanna go ahead an show some more support, you guys can go ahead and slap that like button."
"Adam'll stop finally crying." He joked.
I faked a sad voice.
"Maybe I'll finally stop tearing up off-camera. all the time. Oh uh, also guys, comment down below your favorite thing about waffle fries. I dunno, I just come up with weird topics."
"Yo, waffle fries are actually mad good."
"Dude, I fuckin' love waffle fries." I smiled as I was crawling around the living room floor in the game.
"So uh, where, where're you at? Uh, vroom vroom! Vroom vroom! Vroom from vroom! Uh, I'm actually not in the garage. And I'm just distracting you so I could do this."
In the game, I shoved a fork into an outlet, electrocuting me and killing me. I sort of laughed.
"You wanna know the best thing? I got the power outlet covers, alright, now I gotta go do that. "Uh, vroom vroom!" No no no NO-!"
"Not the car!!!!"
We chuckled and I broke it. Now Ross was the baby, and I'm the father.
"I love this game so much because it's so fucking nerfed in the favor of the baby now."
"Like, every update, makes it- I thought the last one was a very balanced one. But this one right now it's like, "It's baby time."
"It's baby time, time to be a poop monster."
"Daddy, would you uh. Would you uh, come up here and uh, come say 'hi'?"
"I would absolutely do that. Where are you?"
"I'm, I'm in my room."
"Oh, really, you uh, didn't leave your room."
"No, I uh, I wanted to make sure you come in-uh, just wanted to say hey."
"What in the fuck?" I saw Ross's character on a shelf, looking at me with dead eyes like some demon child.
"Um, over in my little cubby are two locks and the outlet covers. If you need me, see ya."
"Where'd you fuckin' go?! No no no! Where does that one teleport you to? I haven't seen that one."
I panicked as the game went on, smiling and laughing with Ross as if I had never felt sadness at all. After almost ten minutes into the game, I had raged a bit because I clearly had taken the fork out of Ross's hand, yet he still managed to electrocute himself.
I sighed in frustration of the loss. I heard Ross's voice go an octave lower, and he was obviously close to the mic.
"Call me "daddy."
"But I don' wanna."
"Call me "daddy." His voice was raised a little.
My face was pretty much red as I covered my face in my hands, hiding by the mic. I quietly mumbled"daddy" loud enough in the mic so Ross could hear.
We played for another two or three minutes until I outro'd my video.
"Anyway guys, that was "Who's Your Daddy"-"
"Me, I am."
My face went red again.
"An-Anyway guys, that was "Who's Your Daddy," if you guys liked this commentary and you're new to the channel-"
"You left a knife in the outlet!"
"Yeah, I did. If you liked this commentary and you're new to the channel, click that like and that subscribe button. Make sure to check out Ross's channel in the description below. And also go ahead and SLAP THAT LIKE BUTTON HARD. DO IT- you won't." I ended the recording after dissing out by rolling my chair back in a cocky way.
Today was fun,
Tomorrow is another day though430Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLHpskB9IQ