This one isn't really funny but I felt like putting it in. If you can't tell I really do not like this teacher
context: someone in my class needed water
this stupid ass teacher says
"Oh well no you can't. It's like me I haven't had my morning coffee yet and I'm fine. If I can live without my morning coffee. I'm sure your parents would be like...Oh, he hasn't had his morning coffee how is Mr (name) surviving?"
My thoughts: OKAY BISH COFFEE AND WATER ARE TWO SPERATE LIQUIDS. ONE YOU CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT AND YOUR BODY COULD FUNCTION. ANOTHER IF YOU DON'T DRINK ENOUGH YOU GET A KILLER HEADACHE AND YOU GET DEHYDRATED. THERE'S A BLOODY DIFFERENCE. YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID NO NOT COMPARE EVERYTHING ELSE.
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