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#559

12/6/22

Mira

Jun 12, 2022

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Me "If dad gets a ace."

Father "Ace is actually the highest in the deck."

Me "Well then if you get a two-"

1 "We could hit and run the security guard."

2 "Do you even know what that means?"

1 "Yeah you hit him in the face then run."

1 "You wanna play some four?"

2 "Yeah..."

1 "Sound happy."

2 "Sure..."

1 "That's not happy."

Lina "I HAVE A CRAMP!"

Me "EAT SALT!"

Lina "WHY?"

Me "I DON'T KNOW MY MOM TELLS ME TO APPARENTLY ITS A HOME REMEDY OR SOME SHIT!"

Lina "AIGHT HOW MUCH?"

Me "IDK WHATEVER YOU WANT?"

Father *starts giggling*

Father "Hey, what time is it?"

Me "No idea probably like 8 or something?"

Father "No, it's Eight oh nine."

Me "Okay...and?"

Father "IT'S EIGHT OR NINE DON'T YOU GET IT HOW ARE YOU, MY CHILD?"

"AHHHH I HATE CRITSISAM!"

1v"Hey, how's the spicy cough going?"

2 "Meh, it's ok."

1 "At least you have macaron shells?"

2 "Nup they are in the fridge I'm stuck in my room."

1 "WELP YOUR FUCKED FOR THE NEXT WEEK!"

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"MY FAMILY IS WATCHING MEAN GIRLS AND EATING ICE CREAM WITHOUT ME!!"

"THE BETRAYAL!"

Sophie "What in the mouldy cheese?"

"Mate don't start the conversation with you might hate me for this unless it's a break up or some shit."

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Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition

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#1 whiteboard markers

#2 laptop backrounds

#16 TW//killing

#18 Window or door

#23 Speak the truth

#30 Pastry chef

#31 Conversation

#37 fuking laptops

#38 Rip Sam TW//killing

#40 i don't even know

#63 electricity

#74 Prettieness

#79 Bestie TW//killing

#83 social distance

#88 pick up lines

#100 Kahoot pt 2

#108 Don't you dare

#131 kardashian

#146 I need help.

#159 Gumnut babies

#160 Third person

#166 Puss in boots

#167 Star wars?

#168 TW//KILLING

#171 Sour patch

#174 Stupid teacher

#178 conclusion

#198 Tinky Winky

#211 Big energry

#236 Search History

#237 relationships

#252 Click and collect

#257 Thunderous

#261 Writers block

#273 skin colour

#274 byond repair

#281 In the hights

#283 water stain

#284 This one time

#310 platypus pt2

#320 turtle master

#322 Wise life advice from Lina

#329 Pray for the laptop

#333 Will Smith

#335 readyealling

#338 Math teacher is always right

#354 spider pt???

#356 Bunnings trolley

#364 spider pt?

#367 presumable

#376 pt 2 of a childs description

#382 Waiting...

#389 Random Jess fact

#394 Knock knock

#405 Prison pt 2

#407 There are two people in this world

#427 why people need to sleep

#444 Dumb it down

#456 goose emoji

#467 TW//Bully!ng mentions of de@th. Please do not read if things like that are triggering

#495 marry the mozzie

#497 Okay so a new serious topic to talk about TW//mentions of r@cism

#500 fairy bread

#508 THANK YOU!

#511 A series of unfortunate events.

#516 Simulation

#518 SPORT CARNIVAL 9/5/22

#527 Whatever today's date is. I know it's Thursday

#534 Energy drink

#535 Idk just funny mind the caption

#537 Backstage maddness

#538 TODAY...IS A DAY...IT'S A TUESDAY

#540 1/6/2-2/6/7

#550 9:31 at night

#551 Just me walking to the bus

#560 Heck yeah public holiday

#562 Made by Jackie. I stole her laptop. Sorta.

#566 The 10:20pm extra

#570 LAST DAY OF TERM 2

#572 I LOVE YOU BABI

#573 1st week of school holidays

#574 the little shit

#575 We watched Little women

#576 Holidays week two

#577 Holy shit thank you! fro 20k

#578 get a boyfriend

#580 13/7/22-14/7/22

#581 this was the span of a few days (i had so many more but my dumbass forgot to write them down)

#582 19/7/21- 20/7/21 (half the day)

#587 over the span of a few days

#593 Sorry we've been kinda distracted but here are some qoutes

#594 2 teens reading a spicy scene in a book

#595 Dad jokes with Mira

#600 A few days...

#602 My parents at 3am (Language warn)

#616 Chrissy stuff

#617 Chrissy day

#618 So this is the end