「哇,精湛嘅演技同佈置,你唔去拍戲真係嘥晒,今屆奧斯卡冇你份真係可惜。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAErx6N8YVve
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「講呢啲,我自己都諗左好耐呢個plan架,最緊要係佢依家唔會再對你咁衰嘛。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAm4GvrG5x2i
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「緊係唔會啦,你為我搞左咁大場大龍鳳去嚇佢,佢驚到鳩縮都黎唔切,仲點敢屌我,唔怪得佢今晚對我態度都變晒,估唔到你真係會諗到招咁work嘅“鬼計”。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAi0KzYsoeP7
87Please respect copyright.PENANAxwTG0ZQgt3
「唔好咁讚我啦,人地怕羞架~」87Please respect copyright.PENANAVAc60L1cJi
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「咁真係嘛,你呢招唔唔單止冇搞出人命,仲可以有個阻嚇性令佢唔敢會係唔係都屌我,真係多謝你。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAAcRBBIHcu5
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「嘻嘻我都知我勁,你開心就好,話左你有咩事我都會幫你架嘛,依家我靈力高左咁多做呢啲野嚇佢容乜易~」87Please respect copyright.PENANABd0vDguSCC
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「得戚啦你,依家開始我返工就唔洗再係咁受佢氣,我身邊你呢個好幫手真係好幸福。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA1rgvG6yJoK
87Please respect copyright.PENANAPmDNiPOW4V
「知就好啦,得你有呢個機會咋,以後要對我好啲。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA1vXGc9bV0L
87Please respect copyright.PENANA9gAzYIUpIO
「好啊,我以後再影多啲靚衫俾你著!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAKrmNNbES9S
87Please respect copyright.PENANAgRmn9GdsjE
「好啊多謝!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAy9nDDCMJnb
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說罷阿盈表現到好興奮。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6kcXaUxgPU
87Please respect copyright.PENANAnpRvioQ7dh
「好啦,快啲沖涼瞓教啦,你聽日仲要返工。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAD9akHWtaWE
87Please respect copyright.PENANAnHBubCbwEM
「你錯啦,我聽日放假lu,連埋星期日連放兩日。」87Please respect copyright.PENANASU1iSL6VLf
87Please respect copyright.PENANA08pr6GVZtk
「咁鬼爽,咁我聽日咪可以全日陪住你。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAkwPMb0t2Pn
87Please respect copyright.PENANAlOEtnJnrEj
「係架啦,你冇得再一個人係度hea…」87Please respect copyright.PENANA5i9V7Gyuhc
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呢一晚雖然我得知見到咁多怪事係因為開左陰陽眼,但經過阿盈嘅一番安慰我都勉強接受左,然後仲知道左我見到嘅每一隻鬼佢地唔同嘅故事,87Please respect copyright.PENANAxfaw4nvAaM
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當然最開心緊係阿盈幫我教訓左張生,我以後可以開開心心咁返工。87Please respect copyright.PENANAt1TbDQd5fV
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又一日,今日我放假終於可以係屋企hea一日,唔洗再返去對住個閪張生,我坐住係度篤機碌ig、阿盈就係隔離睇電視,呢個畫面真係樂也融融不過。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwrLGLAyAnZ
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「哇,以前中學嗰個鼻屎華竟然都已經有女,好閃。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA231AelDfWi
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我碌下碌下突然發現左啲有趣野打破左呢個平靜嘅氣氛。87Please respect copyright.PENANAl83ahbdfQm
87Please respect copyright.PENANARiuxLhlwNP
「鼻屎華?你講以前個人成日好邋遢嗰個?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAmNEWwG34jq
87Please respect copyright.PENANA2O41LyhXSr
「冇錯就係佢,以前佢出左名有招必殺技就係彈鼻屎,佢好鐘意撩啲鼻屎出黎彈鳩人,仲要去完廁所又唔洗手啲頭髮又散亂。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA5COL13UYqt
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「我記得啦,隔離班架嘛,佢以前又真係幾邋遢。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA2V0N3yFk2s
87Please respect copyright.PENANAzbrfVXO3QI
「但畢左業之後佢依家靚仔左好多,連女都溝埋,仲要條女幾唔錯,以前啲人成日望佢唔會出到pool架嘛,但竟然都俾佢溝到。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZQ4XdFcpV
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「俾我睇睇。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAiO0OpvsYPd
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然後阿盈八卦咁行左過黎睇。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhuMDKutxjD
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「又真係幾靚仔喎佢依家,剪左個韓仔頭又著晒文青衫,同以前嘅佢完全唔同晒。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAsVCUoni1n0
87Please respect copyright.PENANAxgQJhCQasT
「你淨係留意靚仔,我講緊條女喎。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAWj3OVHrBmW
87Please respect copyright.PENANAHEwF7xMtew
我鄙視左一下阿盈。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5f2vWI5cF1
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「個女仔都唔錯,佢執到寶。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA1vEsfVsopj
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「點姐,你淨係話人地靚女靚女,你葡萄啊?」87Please respect copyright.PENANALthNsdKj05
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阿盈呢下一講立即收左我皮令我冇野講。87Please respect copyright.PENANApRNnLu3g6x
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「冇…人地溝到個靚女係人地嘅事,我只係覺得奇怪姐,我咪祝佢地幸福。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAGeDsjHLO7D
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「仲扮野,明明就好葡萄,覺得人地以前咁邋遢都溝到女但自己就乜都冇,你咁大反應就知啦。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA8qihXnkPD7
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「邊…邊度有,我唔好唔記得我以前拍過拖架啦,呢啲閃我以前都做過啦,洗葡萄佢?」87Please respect copyright.PENANASoJgY6nmm3
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「你以前係拍過,但已經好多年前嘅事啦,咁多年你唔饑渴?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAznAlSIsrAw
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阿盈奸笑咁望住我,頂佢講到我好似AV入面啲男主角咁,忍慾多年就要搵條女扑野,我唔係啲咁嘅人囉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmJwQCkeKCS
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「都係嗰句隨緣啦呢啲野,要黎嘅野始終都會黎嘅。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAu8yEp4X9nK
87Please respect copyright.PENANAYSbGbBmnNi
「你係男仔加上魅力又唔算大,呢啲野要靠自己爭取架,不如你down個交友app識下啲女仔啦。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAiwkkojSRhW
87Please respect copyright.PENANAijSYcwz8DD
「我堂堂一個正人君子洗咁cheap用埋呢啲app黎到識女仔?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7Cw7lOsM3
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事關我覺得用得呢啲app都係約炮多,唔會搵到真愛,但所謂口裡說不心裡卻很誠實,其實我對呢啲app係有啲興趣。87Please respect copyright.PENANApxypKiyge8
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「黎啦,唔cheap架,好多人都係透過交友app識人搵到另一半,我都想見到阿哥你有幸福嘅一日,我生前得唔到你嘅愛,死後我想你搵到個女仔代替我去愛你。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA09z8Od0can
87Please respect copyright.PENANAcPJL9lNeva
「唔用,信我啦,我就算唔用都可以溝到女。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAaiY0terOnU
87Please respect copyright.PENANATBtn2Hf0Oq
「你唔用嘅話我以後都唔理你,哼!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAmIDPtOtxzm
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然後阿盈谷住道氣咁撓住手擰轉面背對我,佢依家即係迫我用姐。87Please respect copyright.PENANA93r4uaGySp
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「阿盈…阿盈啊!」87Please respect copyright.PENANAZdxtxD4r4d
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我搭住佢膊頭搖佢想佢理返我,但都無補於事。87Please respect copyright.PENANAavfBJPkkau
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「…好啦好啦怕左你,我試下down黎睇下,你唔好再唔理我。」87Please respect copyright.PENANASvEz3F1GAz
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一番爭論後,最後我都係屈服左係佢嘅脅迫之下,怕左佢啦,佢即刻變得好興奮。87Please respect copyright.PENANAAz6ug8NuOT
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「真架?咁咪好囉,快啲down黎玩下~」87Please respect copyright.PENANASaYmH8IXqy
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我係app story度搵,一search交友app就立即彈左個txxder出黎,佢位於榜首,聽好多人講都用呢個app識女,我就down黎睇下。87Please respect copyright.PENANAX1x7cTj4Nk
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Down完後,我註冊左帳戶求其擺左幅以前有人幫我影嘅背影相做icon就入到主介面,我睇過佢啲說明之後大致知點用。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGHrXL2zqmb
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「個女仔幾靚喎。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAY4CeAGMPdq
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一入到主介面,見到有個叫Candy嘅女仔企直拉長條腿挨住幅牆影相,又真係幾靚嘅,身材又好。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmbCKa7oIfH
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而阿盈就食花生咁係後面雙手座落我膊頭托住腮睇我識人,我就好休閑咁坐係度。87Please respect copyright.PENANASc3N125eGt
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「都唔知真相定假相。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAiCKTTilEmW
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「唔好理啦,你試下like 10個先。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA7Endv7F962
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「好,我就試下like 10個,不過like幾多都係咁姐,都唔會有人回覆架。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAWgsj0cY0Af
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「你又知唔會?你試下左先啦。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA5esNbWtFAz
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然後我就開始挑選10個我認為啱心水嘅黎like,個情況就好似皇上選妃…87Please respect copyright.PENANAGN7ARm96mx
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我慢慢揀慢慢like終於like到第9個,like埋最後呢個我就唔like啦,87Please respect copyright.PENANAcX66XECUBx
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而最後一個女仔嘅呢幅相好有氣質咁、有女神feel,佢同我一樣都係背影相,佢著住件啡色毛衣、下身配以一條黑色短裙同一對黑色短boot、頭頂戴住一個頭飾,對住棵聖誕樹做出好似雙手合十嘅動作。87Please respect copyright.PENANAaKOKd5CVGn
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我like嘅10個女仔裡面佢係第一個用背影黎影,好有一種神秘感,我二話不說就like左。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJZGnoizeJd
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「like夠10個啦,可以收工,就睇下有冇料到。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAyAfd321Vka
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「你耐心啲等下啦,冇料到咪再試,入面咁多女仔一定有個你會識到。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAqdL1NG1BYM
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「你就慢慢等下,我出去行下街先。」87Please respect copyright.PENANAI4jCrdpID6
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「又話全日係度陪我依家又掉低我一個係度。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA2wcwVSGCI6
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我用不屑嘅眼神望住佢。87Please respect copyright.PENANACO5LksnJ4o
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「我出去行一陣好快返架啦。」87Please respect copyright.PENANA1AKODu2jLT
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然後阿盈就穿透道門出左去。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8lwJrij0Eg
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但當阿盈出去冇耐,我手機就響起一下訊息聲,我拎起身睇一睇,87Please respect copyright.PENANAte91e7nHrb
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你有一個新的配對。87Please respect copyright.PENANAEqIspfi4H1