「望咩啫你。」730Please respect copyright.PENANAKYRO8D3lfl
730Please respect copyright.PENANAcUdSU2fge4
這句毫不浪漫,沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話,卻成了我們的開場白。730Please respect copyright.PENANASukBh9yKFA
730Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ2i5D0zYz
730Please respect copyright.PENANAqCIS4yZUpO
730Please respect copyright.PENANAHnQAswmnrL
730Please respect copyright.PENANAfD2frYDCzQ
730Please respect copyright.PENANAaP7P8NMuaG
730Please respect copyright.PENANAr3YB2MxhYA
730Please respect copyright.PENANA2f9U4HrxIb
730Please respect copyright.PENANAUOFKRvWvwB
時間要退帶一點,我要先自我介紹一下。730Please respect copyright.PENANAVasKyHpRpD
730Please respect copyright.PENANAXVnrbGI5J2
我叫方禮賢,一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。730Please respect copyright.PENANA79cy9vnZBx
730Please respect copyright.PENANAPYZu8bcJCx
當然,除了我沒有六尺高之外,還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動,沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。730Please respect copyright.PENANAdOEZBhnPC0
730Please respect copyright.PENANADdp2QR1Nfa
其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢,應該和我十二歲那場大病有關,我也忘了是什麼病,總之是類似氣管收縮,只有躺臥床上才能呼吸,一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。730Please respect copyright.PENANA33eLErRall
730Please respect copyright.PENANAesTLHDR3W1
結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期,差點連畢業禮也去不成。730Please respect copyright.PENANAdjKv7Y7IFg
730Please respect copyright.PENANAifE8pZp8N8
怪不得我運動那麼差,練不成傳說中張家輝的身材,原來有原因的。730Please respect copyright.PENANAbecLqelyXD
730Please respect copyright.PENANAhzLtCYhhxk
可是老媽總是說,我練不成好身材,根本就是懶,那個病在中一時早就好了啦。730Please respect copyright.PENANA7rFSIKVXsA
730Please respect copyright.PENANAToeQptW8R0
喔,是嗎?730Please respect copyright.PENANAhVfFzdXZK0
730Please respect copyright.PENANAVlE9UUM3IM
好吧,我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶,平日最喜歡就是躲在家中,什麼地方都不去,然後一口汽水、一口薯片,一邊大笑地看電影。730Please respect copyright.PENANAkdTu1d0aIK
730Please respect copyright.PENANAB2CF3mt3pe
什麼叫人生享受? 這就是人生享受!730Please respect copyright.PENANAxbsKMAkm7M
730Please respect copyright.PENANADY6xBS3TVu
「阿賢,你咁嘅樣,邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊?」每次看到我這個模樣,母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。730Please respect copyright.PENANA2fFYTiUDPQ
730Please respect copyright.PENANAw9ACzL8j70
這個時候,我總是開玩笑地說:「媽,女仔唔係睇『樣子』,係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」730Please respect copyright.PENANA9nJJcAHfKG
730Please respect copyright.PENANAL7NHcHuhGg
後來,我才發現,在香港,根本連「搵食」都不容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANAgvk5jMNEoX
730Please respect copyright.PENANA6w4XTG98hr
我記得,曾經網絡上流傳一段句:730Please respect copyright.PENANA1CASQODzP9
730Please respect copyright.PENANAfSy0GxogzF
生,容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANAQtTSQnxNfk
活,容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANAubIf4xH2Cx
生活,不容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANArDcQYppnAj
730Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ7e7fT9iC
如果套用在香港,那就是:730Please respect copyright.PENANAjIffBr4xeU
730Please respect copyright.PENANAKDgCFBWcQv
生:容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANATsQQvHulUi
活:容易。730Please respect copyright.PENANADDYzCwBq7d
在香港生活:FUCK OFF730Please respect copyright.PENANA6ibWFtkvUK
730Please respect copyright.PENANAvDfMsVXd2e
730Please respect copyright.PENANAyRcWZ6LHJf
730Please respect copyright.PENANAR43drw7nfk
730Please respect copyright.PENANAWl0XxgHREL
730Please respect copyright.PENANAiOL5NgPvIl
730Please respect copyright.PENANAwHAw1xAhen
730Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ld0R1cv9Q
730Please respect copyright.PENANAIJbBdE0Vl9
730Please respect copyright.PENANAnshNmM3mlG
730Please respect copyright.PENANAzdNy7nd8f3
730Please respect copyright.PENANAVoyBe5oPOF
730Please respect copyright.PENANAeqjBR4nhJ7
730Please respect copyright.PENANAKd5Qxzi95y
730Please respect copyright.PENANAEGnrUFuukr
「媽,女仔唔係睇樣子,係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」730Please respect copyright.PENANAoaV1R6yOnv
「仔,如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你,乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩?」730Please respect copyright.PENANAKqPNunbR2G
730Please respect copyright.PENANAFYNsPBUOOl