這手機八成是中毒了!1094Please respect copyright.PENANA2R2A5vZcOX
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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAJOQjeK8Ar0
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,1094Please respect copyright.PENANAso3cyxKChB
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1094Please respect copyright.PENANAItxXDuTFDE
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比方說最早的這一則:1094Please respect copyright.PENANAbJlVKoNQNV
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAF8uDGNEVna
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?1094Please respect copyright.PENANAEpcwdUTJ8F
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?1094Please respect copyright.PENANA3oYaix8C65
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1094Please respect copyright.PENANAJqovXdGB3F
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?1094Please respect copyright.PENANAHTNBSUCRsZ
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刪掉!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAA9P4o7Rxqk
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1094Please respect copyright.PENANATIY9Ir0hYy
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!1094Please respect copyright.PENANA6SRzBKvbwW
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,1094Please respect copyright.PENANAegajeXC5M0
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,1094Please respect copyright.PENANAdAHGWoTMNi
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我哪來的閒錢去網購!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAxXCuR1LMvB
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?1094Please respect copyright.PENANAtxQ2KuHaT0
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?1094Please respect copyright.PENANAkxPTYL4mBt
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其它還有像...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAMdniEIBc4M
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAYVVutRdQMd
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAugpvVQHCJV
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAX0zuvTPojk
我沒有存款!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAKzAQqQZ754
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAmJPw4Lxnhl
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我也沒有朋友!!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAyc9lEX0lnh
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...1094Please respect copyright.PENANA5kRhU3ajc5
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我更沒有女朋友!!!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAwYo2l6QhpL
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAThKc25CC7O
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAnEOH0ktNQK
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1094Please respect copyright.PENANA06UzEJSg7G
1094Please respect copyright.PENANANVH1sjKr6r刪除(同意)...唔?按錯了!1094Please respect copyright.PENANAV8P3fkPpbP
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...1094Please respect copyright.PENANAnQZvAFSsNl
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,1094Please respect copyright.PENANAgyW2EK0w1O
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:1094Please respect copyright.PENANAqiBLXdN0D2
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」1094Please respect copyright.PENANAkia85nRnJD