這手機八成是中毒了！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhklqbGOBl3
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmtCJ2Fqsx
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAOIZHdkEB
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqGAr0CtWS
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比方說最早的這一則：1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfE8mL77Yz
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSiZKpCpdm
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd428iLjxy
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBYU0XGySJ
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7ZvNb3NMl
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw6FPcZjfi
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刪掉！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSeh1BYWvK
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWxxXSb72m
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V9xstSPwy
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp8cimIS3j
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD5Q80GBdD
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6zk830n7c
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdQzBfX16m
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSRs72uQTF
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其它還有像...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNXDqw9Gf6
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1L7MApp70
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKhHzf9G54
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluYw51Mhhw
我沒有存款！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeezM3gPXB
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQsaQCWoEE
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我也沒有朋友！！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfU2SUyd7A
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3T6OfUFfs4
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHT75n3uKZ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWH4PIUcpk
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMk4aN07zZ
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2683Netf0
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG01VKu7PX
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2huZJI80k
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QZT4IaTOD
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1089Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYDUZvXn91
