這手機八成是中毒了！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R2A5vZcOX
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOQjeK8Ar0
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso3cyxKChB
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItxXDuTFDE
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比方說最早的這一則：1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJlVKoNQNV
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8uDGNEVna
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cZnoQ9E2j
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpcwdUTJ8F
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZvzW98yxk
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oYaix8C65
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FfPtbbo3T
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqovXdGB3F
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTNBSUCRsZ
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8Dd1RYjcj
刪掉！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9P4o7Rxqk
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIY9Ir0hYy
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SRzBKvbwW
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegajeXC5M0
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAHGWoTMNi
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXCuR1LMvB
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxQ2KuHaT0
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvD5EzYBQq
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxPTYL4mBt
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其它還有像...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdniEIBc4M
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVVutRdQMd
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugpvVQHCJV
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR1dxgBbOs
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0zuvTPojk
我沒有存款！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzAQqQZ754
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJPw4Lxnhl
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我也沒有朋友！！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc9lEX0lnh
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kRhU3ajc5
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYo2l6QhpL
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThKc25CC7O
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEOH0ktNQK
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06UzEJSg7G
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVH1sjKr6r刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8P3fkPpbP
1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ7C75axAT
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQZvAFSsNl
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyW2EK0w1O
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiBLXdN0D2
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1094Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkia85nRnJD
