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No Plagiarism!KmfiU7BInwXmu9xDqxfnposted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection137PENANA9JPRCGnTRG 維尼
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他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection137PENANArpX1Dr5b70 維尼
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他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection137PENANArEZC6AGNva 維尼
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