《四格山悲歌》
昨天,130Please respect copyright.PENANAuPfIi7niwu
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,130Please respect copyright.PENANAdjyDBtlxQa
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,130Please respect copyright.PENANArtVixguo3t
陽光灑在肩頭,130Please respect copyright.PENANA9C5xE7OW7S
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,130Please respect copyright.PENANAGLvqNthsgb
心裡只想著:130Please respect copyright.PENANAJA6QJ50aYV
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,130Please respect copyright.PENANA76ru4jzQNd
氣喘吁吁,130Please respect copyright.PENANAGGCX9VXuWw
雙腳開始發出警告:130Please respect copyright.PENANAqKnZxSIFBX
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,130Please respect copyright.PENANAc6TJ5RoXyS
在汗水和喘息中,130Please respect copyright.PENANAG2mql377uh
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,130Please respect copyright.PENANA1uqMoeWgt4
風很大,心很滿,130Please respect copyright.PENANAtE4F0rbv7R
我心想:130Please respect copyright.PENANAjRwQLsxJ5e
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。130Please respect copyright.PENANAlji5liS5d5
每一個下坡,130Please respect copyright.PENANAQG7P546Qpw
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,130Please respect copyright.PENANAz9CcmYJ30a
我的靈魂開始出竅,130Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6aScQvycW
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!130Please respect copyright.PENANAT4C51hljc3
我高舉雙手,大喊:130Please respect copyright.PENANA5R336Jk8E1
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,130Please respect copyright.PENANA9tsk5enYoY
天花板在旋轉,130Please respect copyright.PENANAfX2u7g1vId
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:130Please respect copyright.PENANASc28W7b3FP
「別亂動。」
下床,130Please respect copyright.PENANAKZz468DhGX
一腳踩地,130Please respect copyright.PENANAbwkfZ7IvGe
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;130Please respect copyright.PENANA45Uzxckm9i
每踏一步,130Please respect copyright.PENANARuglFno1xk
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,130Please respect copyright.PENANAklwBlf2MJi
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。130Please respect copyright.PENANAG6HATXBhe3
蹲下?不,130Please respect copyright.PENANAgVZgzJj9Nq
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,130Please respect copyright.PENANAs6B2oVCY4W
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:130Please respect copyright.PENANANkJZXyM3Kw
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?130Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7vHVeJjQh
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,130Please respect copyright.PENANA2N6rbeZS0h
努力擠出一個微笑:130Please respect copyright.PENANAiaaoZO4Vap
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:130Please respect copyright.PENANA9FhyycTAPw
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」130Please respect copyright.PENANAUnwbQ5SEAI