「喲!子民,看起來還挺精神的嘛?真是太好了!」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAErkktFil25
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用輕佻語氣說話的,是動漫裡常見的那種光球,放到現實裡來的話,那就是...1101Please respect copyright.PENANAr06YlSEMWI
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一顆很亮很亮,能夠閃瞎狗眼的大燈泡,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAfSxZTiVap8
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「那個...不知道您是哪位,不過能不能先調暗一點?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAhXpl1sCLNE
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亮到眼睛都睜不開了,這要怎麼開心的聊天?1101Please respect copyright.PENANAKKTvjjSMG3
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我無奈地把手擋在眼前,好聲好氣的試著央求,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAtuIIQ43bcG
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「嗨嗨!不是說亮一點比較能烘托出神聖威嚴的感覺的嘛?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAtn1ipxJLBU
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光球一邊嘀咕著,一邊慢慢的暗了下來,最後...1101Please respect copyright.PENANAQNLk71G3QS
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變成了一盞在五十元商品店裡常見的,白色塑膠球外型的廉價小夜燈。1101Please respect copyright.PENANARfOzshpDM3
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「吶!子民,你是不是在想些不禮貌的事?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAhYIngPuaHE
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「絕對沒有這種事!我只是因為...因為...不曉得該怎麼稱呼您?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANASsbUsTetOl
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原本是白色的小夜燈,這時冒出了淡黃色的光芒,1101Please respect copyright.PENANAVpiApsWEIu
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這年頭,廉價的小夜燈都有變色的功能了,就是不曉得這顏色有什麼特別的涵意?1101Please respect copyright.PENANAk8IFY348tp
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「咳!咳!」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAGOBJYjeX4r
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這光球說話前,還特地的咳個兩聲清清喉嚨?然後才用低沉的嗓音,斯條慢理的說道:1101Please respect copyright.PENANAnmjpakboIL
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「吾乃諸天萬界至高無上之存在,人們奉我為主,尊我為父,稱我為神...」1101Please respect copyright.PENANA2Pq0EFgCBG
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光球越說越起勁,原本黃色的小夜燈,還一邊旋轉,一邊閃爍起七彩的光芒!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAMYEMK1E6Jk
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「我是起始,我是終結,我乃深淵中的光明,我乃絕望中的救贖,我!@#$%^&*」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAdDXo5ezO0x
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啊啊...不光是變成七彩霓紅燈,還吃螺絲了啊。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAJIkCMqrjIu
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「所以,虔誠的子民,在這神聖的一刻,我允許你稱呼我為『存在EX』!!!」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAEbZAC0qTu6
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「啊~原來是偉大的神明大人吶!」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAjcBL211gBp
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開什麼玩笑!另一個叫「存在X」的,可是把一個中年大叔給送到異界當幼女去了!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAJLaNwYy1ta
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「是『存在EX』!」光球不滿的提出抗議,這會兒又變成了冒紅光的小夜燈。1101Please respect copyright.PENANA2E68MSgT46
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我想這應該是危險信號的提示,但是想讓我叫你「存在EX」?你還是找下一個受害者吧!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAQNzchmKcmm
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「是是是!不知道崇高的神明大人把小的召來此處,是為了...?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANADfuj3awt57
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雖然明顯能感受到光球的不樂意,但唯獨改變性別這件事,堅決不能同意!1101Please respect copyright.PENANArWaxddUB5A
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這時只見小夜燈忽藍忽黃忽綠的閃了一會兒,這才慢悠悠的,壓著嗓子說道:1101Please respect copyright.PENANAYQY17X3uao
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「虔誠的子民啊~恭喜你!獲得了前往異世界展開一場大冒險的宿命。」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAI0DpTNYmXS
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「咦!有這回事嗎?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAq2bbkzVMGz
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!1101Please respect copyright.PENANAJeqq6xpjcV
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突然回想起那些不專業的詐騙簡訊,我從口袋裡翻出手機,指著螢幕。1101Please respect copyright.PENANAT4gvJbzCBJ
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「啊~原來這些莫明奇妙的簡訊,是神明大人發送的啊?」1101Please respect copyright.PENANAp642V9vEhA
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「囉嗦!這可是神明的恩賜,看清楚,底下還有...」1101Please respect copyright.PENANALzQTfeTP3g
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乍看之下是一條特粗的黑線,放大仔細一看,原來是一長串密密麻麻的小字...1101Please respect copyright.PENANAcWFSHQ4I0c
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「本人同意以原世界過去現在未來之所有資產為代價,換取能力前往異世界開創嶄新的未來...」1101Please respect copyright.PENANA6XK4t59sB7
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沒錯!這就是一則不折不扣的詐騙簡訊... 1101Please respect copyright.PENANAmMaMybAMEb