行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1DN60g2ct
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHZi6bo5at
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QqZB1MlHo
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP8EzPbI1s
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXKCOdwl9f
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlvdttYt65
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGSYsObGD8
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9y9ZdEtiU
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Axr5fi8aX
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYTZu6ZLg1
「……」我繼續唔講野。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHC0Ub4PYc
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h9rRAGg80
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGGMVOdgwO
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpFi5cJtym
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh6xolVFBx
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol1z5WyQFz
老實講依個動作幾可愛。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YFXzDAQiz
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDswU908TE
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE3HdKI7Mt
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNUOqGIL4v
「……」我腦內突然hang機。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfLujtU5D3
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljcHSQrr3E
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9vSlpyGMi
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRAV4TEYuq
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC0diOPDRB
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbW7jXKa4a
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbaj0HaqrL
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbPzpVMkPj
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpx3Kr3aHm
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBIep479hd
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCurjlRMwG
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjB7LWO1kW
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvnDzVoLIv
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgQTxVL0Ym
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtkwpbRDJK
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwBzWA0rV7
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WQI8dBxuH
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq9vwiDlPE
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTsVylcnw3
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsCerqT16j
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxMu1iyXJR
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJFo8QHly6
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrD6ugDKZ3
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn7cTYD1F6
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyhZko6DuE
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvNDhdsrXt
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj88DfDmDp
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7N8tXBXOd
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp4oAExpAb
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreSeZ9vAIA
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hBbgg58is
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq9LYrse5O
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UvCKTd3Pi
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhN7dUMCuvt
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERrruB9Oea
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiTm0Vuv6E
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlW1Fhgg1l
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw9M8UUW58
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fmfAXNvW7
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc72oeAuXCi
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7XOIlUYqI
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5x7wWsxVN
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcMnyx76St
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxE0XWKHZv
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhaCCIqr0U
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs5NJl0Bb5
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzoMousHMl
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIJO9dyOr6
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPISSr3Md5
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREq6e31ulN
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPmCFcoVG3
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbnaThD9jX
「拜拜。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3vMmD7EKx
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iJCeXcWdK
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsK6WxhE7T
517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmZfrQ1TaL
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jdUES0Bx8
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