「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPT6szjKaA
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHMnOAPD7E
因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3U8nb5PqE
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgt5yD01RY
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjc6wwpo77
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2OsbdJRJq
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU5qxBMV9s
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42yHySlwwK
SHIT！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL7KbRbWKp
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA4en03Sds
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGQJlCpeiH
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg79QF8Qme2
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKKWnpAcai
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTzA9VaHF9
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCFrCuRJ3E
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2FDnpmNvW
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPwapQD8xe
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayQLiLayzt
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVKksR2Mx3
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnpwMlG2br
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gHSJSmjHP
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MzpN8XKG4
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CsoZ6o6Tx
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnfdNgWimq
一陣溫暖。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6imRmRD9q2
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMy5DZ2GgvN
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnj3jImA8
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPecg9kIyB3
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8VmOlY1UZ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEqli34zav
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtlUquY4ib
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUZiYaLDro
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw69Eh8i0Rl
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T3C4qauYh
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mjxCrVMGR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptKnsQU7L3
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtVjg8qRge
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kXdw4wOCo
這個時候，能說什麼呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqewf2TRVT6
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOrFrIVJi8
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToDumlmQLd
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTXxAmqSIA
好像不太禮貌。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwMlrMYKa1
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDYTwfcd3f
我決定正常一點。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7Y3FkgGDq
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEwOe8E4i8
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pGJuisx2R
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMqZzsOakD
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcRgruXYJc
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn51WwkC8Me
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uqWzjRNGi
我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWw5mErHTL
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSQqK5PGxp
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt7v3A0mnS
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxSx9vRmUE
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPbA7iUKk2
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SaFU17tvs
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqLMrZ0xao
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wwlMjF4Hx
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOjNstiVmR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnwBjrWc1g
她聽到後，只有一個反應。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpshGDtoPRM
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxQxx2ea6W
楊千嬅式的喪笑。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2L1ei73Wz
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkvkAUPcNX
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwdRDL1NRW
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoCKRGTDCQ
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuqiUFMhiJ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsCRFFW8d1
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LXVKpfmJH
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS6CHvuGql
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EtRVfUaAr
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmxRKJAYOI
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOJEBTT1S8
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqXjOwt6Wu
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo6pTYpB2a
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTadH5fYKqy
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg7ZiCWnmu
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxBpZZlTZm
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8odhwOJMR
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOCLOGYDTL
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmDIHDbeaS
因為她笑的時候真的很美。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ629MbcgKXr
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jOPeMz8h5
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrisfjTzzuZ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbiQVHnbZk
我說了一個笑話。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XvKYFH9vd
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6T3jHa1yT
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop3zy41i3v
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp2i5Js0wx
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoQog2ZH7Z
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ0TzRLtJ6
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlMIWLjC9l
她：「……」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAtnHweuj1
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV3yxU7XYy
我：「……」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJpgtcrunU
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOO1a7OOhg
毒撚最忌有自信。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMVL61p7GJ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKzKEqd5zO
這話是可信的。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gKnUBMrDr
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6lAMrUrZw
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IBtNyJM5k
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfievgg5J2m
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBaqNYluvQ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxux4SkvNY
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u6tEZkBnt
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ykcEBEmwJ
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ZtAYIywa
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1AHozjCLR
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dhOEocEew
788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAdBm8oHF2
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMflnEbAXP
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbtfLyLj1e
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