雪白無暇的紙巾像一塊海綿地吸水,迅速由乾變成濕爛。481Please respect copyright.PENANAGuuYbzckME
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數十張紙巾都投入在我擦鞋大業裡。481Please respect copyright.PENANAtZ3dWJziPD
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我突然想起高達中一句台詞。481Please respect copyright.PENANAgmZ2ey5LNk
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「為了我們藍色清淨的世界!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5fBVEiLV6
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現在我是否可以大叫:「為了我黑色清潔的鞋子!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAPlFtJ8nq2c
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紙巾,感謝你們,犧牲吧。481Please respect copyright.PENANAbxHzpp5Ssz
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現實歸現實,即使是女神的嘔吐物,你還是不願意去踫的,所以我早把襪子丟了,現在正努力把鞋子裡面抹乾。481Please respect copyright.PENANAEMq1ywRQwT
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她就在一旁不停遞紙巾給我。481Please respect copyright.PENANApePWG4Ok43
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嗯,很有老夫老妻合作工作的感覺。481Please respect copyright.PENANAQsVYAGRPYS
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什麼?我想多了?481Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ5xrXwX7B
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你做人那麼誠實幹麼?481Please respect copyright.PENANA0jui3dJlog
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「算啦,妳唔洗幫我啦,反正對鞋都乾得七七八八。其實而家都好夜,不如我幫妳Call的先,咁夜妳仲一個人係度真係好危險。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAQwr0bqNMrO
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「唔緊要,幫你抹完先。」她繼續遞出紙巾給我,婉轉的拒絕我。481Please respect copyright.PENANASN0tQ6tgPa
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為何不想回家?難道跟家人吵架?481Please respect copyright.PENANAUGA2bx8D9O
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「係呢,點解妳咁夜仲一個人坐係公園飲酒嘅,唔驚危險架咩?」481Please respect copyright.PENANAVlWkvxOPhm
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她的動作停了,仿佛這一句觸動了她最敏感的神經,她沒有任何要應我的意思,反而獨自轉身低頭不語。481Please respect copyright.PENANAlN5R9XhRa5
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氣氛就在這刻沉到谷底。481Please respect copyright.PENANAfNenIzVBj6
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噢!糟糕!看來我說錯話了!481Please respect copyright.PENANAHOwNdOOL2V
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不行不行不行,我好不容易才力挽狂瀾,從冷笑話的低迷期走出,現在又給我來一個幹你娘的冰河時期?481Please respect copyright.PENANA8LDDPbsbWd
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這張壞嘴胡亂說話,回去一定要用珍珍薯片好好地懲罰你。481Please respect copyright.PENANAVVtgA52rh2
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現在,我要把落得尷尬的氣氛修好!481Please respect copyright.PENANAaX1HMLJ3pr
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「呃……你地女仔咪好注重個樣嘅,如果而家有粒暗倉,知唔知生係邊你會最唔驚?」 對,又是用笑話這一招。 481Please respect copyright.PENANAFmHpmDFAOM
她轉個頭來,用不可思議的眼神望著我,凝望一會後才說:「大脾?」481Please respect copyright.PENANAZrW4xAneUq
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「錯啦。」481Please respect copyright.PENANARf98eevCHQ
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「手臂度。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAXGt7qQgzu9
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「錯!」481Please respect copyright.PENANA5BLS5S4kZy
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「肚度。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAKaMsmjI3gP
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「唔啱。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAu6sBJrf8zv
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「屁股。」481Please respect copyright.PENANABcNsB5HEzG
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「唔係。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAbuSA6inDvn
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「腳!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAJRPbLCpesa
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「非也。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAWPJuzqIy4n
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「咁到底係咩啊?」481Please respect copyright.PENANASt0luuaKyX
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我一臉得意地指著自己的臉說:「當然係……人地塊臉啦!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAZCmLI9GRIH
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她忍著笑,假裝生氣的斜視瞪我,反而更顯得她的可愛。481Please respect copyright.PENANAt3WPxsPahX
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「你好無聊。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAQg37vT6PST
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「係架,都有好多人咁讚我。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAeevKEbw5YD
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「哩種唔係讚美嚟架。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAsOU6hUJjFa
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「咁多謝妳嘅誇獎。」481Please respect copyright.PENANArguIgbTkEU
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「有無人話你好自大?」481Please respect copyright.PENANAJdrZ4oEoEO
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「無啊,大家都話我啲字算細。」481Please respect copyright.PENANA4L9OLkDGz4
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我又被狠狠的瞪著了。481Please respect copyright.PENANA49m7YgrdA6
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時間如流沙,一點點溜走了而你毫不察覺,我們不知不覺原來已經聊了兩小時,感覺上卻只有五分鐘而已。我從未試過有這麼投契的感覺。 投契就是你不需要花盡心思去想話題,自自然然的你說一句她就能回應,而你又能接下去,整個過程自然而流,毫無人工修飾。 481Please respect copyright.PENANATMCkAe9p82
感覺就像認識很久,滿有默契的球員,不需言語、眼神的互相傳球。481Please respect copyright.PENANAp2QsN4ObbY
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好像......天生一對的感覺。481Please respect copyright.PENANAZphyPKAHBD
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由笑話去到故事,故事去到政治,政治再去到大家的糗事,我們無所不談。481Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8SxLi97sD
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我提起自己中學時代一件糗事,話說那一年,期末考試完了,跟一班同學去又一城看電影-葉問2。481Please respect copyright.PENANAltYJc7DqVj
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晚上十時的場次,我們九點四十五分便到了。因為五六個同學一起買票,由一個人分,結果我跟最要好的那個同學隔開了。481Please respect copyright.PENANAVeyX7cTCB6
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所以,我就跟他商議:「一陣我們衝入場院先,咁咪唔洗跟號碼坐囉。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAtlCPZBQvE6
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男生,真的笨呆呆的動物。481Please respect copyright.PENANAlcFurlB2px
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大家一起去洗手間時,我們故意動作快一點,然後趁其他人還在尿的時候,趁機奔跑出去,衝入戲院。481Please respect copyright.PENANAIAthl75g7O
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其他本來還在上廁所的人,反應還真算快捷,看見了雖然還不知什麼事,只知道要跑,就立刻洗手衝出廁所,結果全部人都跟著我們闖入戲院。481Please respect copyright.PENANA0LWWvthD1n
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那時,我還心想,為什麼場院的門關上了,沒有多想就拉開門,恐怕被後面的人追上了,我和好朋友就要分隔開。481Please respect copyright.PENANA1NeTFvDYUW
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我們喘著氣,伴著極嘈吵的腳步聲,跑入了漆黑一片的戲院。481Please respect copyright.PENANAiNU4EJjjsS
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全場觀眾目光轉在我們身上。481Please respect copyright.PENANAfexbhgSPUk
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我當時還天真的想,咦大家都那麼早入場?481Please respect copyright.PENANAUPg2urzibj
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直到我看到電影的大螢幕裡,有一個乳臭未乾的小孩說了一句:「我個名叫李小龍!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAtNMfKyuDwA
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那一刻,我終於心知不妙。481Please respect copyright.PENANArylhgkg1If
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「哈哈哈哈,好白痴啊你地!尤其事係你,仲要帶頭!」她邊笑邊拍我肩頭。481Please respect copyright.PENANAiSVzLytDkh
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「咁一般戲院,十五分鐘前都應該清哂場啦,鬼知佢果間咁遲咩。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAUzk5CoGDva
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「咁跟住點啊?」481Please respect copyright.PENANA2yxdyyjCGI
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「跟住咪咁囉。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAcSkbxcfdQa
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「我好似仲有啲未嘔夠......」她掩著口假裝要嘔在我身上。481Please respect copyright.PENANALADxtN6XWp
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我立即舉起手說:「好好好,我講我講。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAtxHl2dQCi5
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其實之後的事,沒什麼特別,只是馬上有個職員走過來問我們:「你地幾點場架?」481Please respect copyright.PENANA61W6d6c0tr
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「......十點......」481Please respect copyright.PENANAtRJv3hsT56
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「而家九點九咋,唔該你地出返去!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAatMoJRmmC8
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我們便在全場觀眾的目光下護送出去。481Please respect copyright.PENANAQgxCDK5xgx
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後來,真正散場時,我們在門口掩著自已的臉。481Please respect copyright.PENANAFThJQuZVWe
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這是常識吧?481Please respect copyright.PENANAjrcC4yReno
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「其實青春就係要糗下,先唔白過,好羨慕你有班好朋友陪你一齊癲。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAhl7C9TrnCM
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「可惜升上大專後,我地都好少機會聚。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAQEJ7yOjACS
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「我連聚都無機會。我本來就好少朋友。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAb2CPLswjZg
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不是美女才多朋友的嗎?即使不是真心,總會有些追求者伴隨吧?怎樣會少朋友?481Please respect copyright.PENANAzHZevyLE2B
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我分不清她這一句是真話還是謊言。481Please respect copyright.PENANAmnh2N85NMI
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但我從她眼中看出一種深藏的傷感,我也不知自己在說什麼,可是就像內心收藏著不愉快的事一樣。481Please respect copyright.PENANAm5hcH8MQ10
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如果是真的,那到底是什麼事?481Please respect copyright.PENANAjMNZqwdPkT
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腦海突然浮現一首歌,鍾嘉欣的其實我不快樂。481Please respect copyright.PENANAzfxXn2RkqC
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其實我很不快樂 想躲進暗黑街角481Please respect copyright.PENANAXxOnWyZZHo
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淚再可痛快地流落 不知哪日會對愛再有感覺481Please respect copyright.PENANAp0b6bOddJG
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妳是這樣嗎?481Please respect copyright.PENANArKXZj97WhF
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「其實我很不快樂。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAal7y524OGS
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「如若我能令你重捨一點快樂,我願意盡我的全力。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAtHto1a4uwc