老豆老母全程目擊住我同自己條jer嘅對話。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjXtI8evHa
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老豆表情驚訝咁問我：「阿仔，乜你條賓周斷開左不得止，仲識得講嘢咁神奇？」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKfgyws8yj
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「Er...呢個係因為佢俾鬼上左身。」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR2Ang7UvZ
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzK58UzDNb
「竟然係鬼上身？不過你唔洗驚！我有辦法！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeEyEiBPWy
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCyv5Rtppp
阿媽衝入廚房，攞左一對紅筷子出嚟，用力夾我中指。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5D7Orctxd
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「嘩好痛好痛！你無啦啦夾我中指做咩呀！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jD7cNHVjF
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgJteskpRK
「啲人話俾鬼上身，只要紅筷子夾隻手指就得。」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFcTG8Ykki
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaztKOMYA8
「阿媽你唔好聽啲人亂講啦。」我縮開隻手。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7coKvJuEk
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMPBEFnI62
「唔係喎，依家俾鬼上身嘅係你『咕咕』，我頭先夾錯左。」阿媽伸出手想夾我碌鳩。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlGWMgaQ3c
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EAPCIDzbV
楊家成快速閃開，而我就拿拿聲攞開阿媽對筷子：「唔好夾，邊度都唔好夾。」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEIjWLv0aW
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQVQiXLFjM
將筷子放低，跟住我飲啖水，又準備出門口：「我依家要出一出去，阿媽你喺度睇住老豆，隻鬼嘅事我返嚟再解釋啦。」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYne43p2lB
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半個鐘頭前先喺紅磡返嚟土瓜灣，家下又要走多轉行返去。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfa7Rp0i1j
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「行快兩步啦！」飛喺半空嘅楊家成催促。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVaOzTx9FK
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「得啦，行緊啦！」我fing住一邊衫袖，加快步速。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxprUysOkmg
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迎面行過嘅途人見到一個斷手嘅男人，同條識得飛嘅賓周講嘢，一定係覺得好奇怪。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM24rZ4f9O
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4Ffbnlp0U
上到Cathy屋企，都未入門口，就已經聽見佢嗌到拆天：「啊！好痛啊！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgHsS7NrsH
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入到間房之後，更加係嚇一跳。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIUqeciGEN
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkM260XKtq
有一個接近兩米高、鵝蛋形狀、灰白色金屬外殼嘅物體棟左喺床邊。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaSPhOn5bJ
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxclQnlxL1J
再行近啲睇下，喺「鵝蛋」嘅正面有一道門，門上面有塊半身嘅透明面板，入面企左一個人。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSc83HszxS0
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一個赤裸上身，昏迷不醒嘅男人。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ797M813sDl
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就咁睇，呢隻巨型「鵝蛋」的確有啲似太空電影嗰啲逃生艙。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVuLAx3sxs
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我隻斷手就喺個艙底側邊，當時稍微移多一吋，肯定就會被壓住。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TBCJpMHbG
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我彎低腰，執返起隻手。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdM9PE9XyO
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至於床上嘅Cathy滿頭大汗，痛苦慘叫：「楊楊…我好辛苦呀！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqTpqqdu7c
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佢下面個窿正屙緊一隻「鵝蛋」出嚟。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcl9xxIyvfv
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呢隻「蛋」嘅size細好多，大概就一個拳頭咁大。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxoyxeEznx
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個「鵝蛋頭」已經出左嚟，但個尾似乎「kick」住左出唔到嚟，所以搞到Cathy痛到嗌救命。
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