Wtf!?同我做朋友?佢係咪未食藥?佢前排先屌到我飛起喎,定係佢選擇性失憶?235Please respect copyright.PENANApw6G4qlOpn
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加上佢想同我做朋友我都唔制啦,我唔想同一個爛口妹做朋友囉,態度又差又冇禮貌,今日我都差啲俾佢個假象呃到。235Please respect copyright.PENANAQnxhjSNRSe
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「同我做朋友?唔係幾好喎…」235Please respect copyright.PENANACaEWEmh3rr
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我簡單而直接咁拒絕左佢。235Please respect copyright.PENANARItmi0NgBY
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「家下你係咪覺得我配唔撚起你啊 你唔好咁唔俾面喎」235Please respect copyright.PENANAZLcIC4SFXt
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「你依家當正自己係邊個?唔好我賞個面同你做朋友你就咁睇得起自己啦 你shit黎㗎咋。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAplayiebULL
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「只係我見你斯斯文文咁 大家背景又差唔多先同你條柒頭做下fd咋。」235Please respect copyright.PENANARmmLDsted5
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我拒絕左佢換黎嘅就係俾佢屌,可能我上一世實在太欠屌,今世個個見到我都鐘意屌鳩我,235Please respect copyright.PENANAqdseT64Psx
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然而佢家下即係迫我同佢做fd姐,估唔到佢平時唔單止爛口,佔有慾原來都好強,不過我就算真係唔同佢做朋友都奈我唔何姐。235Please respect copyright.PENANAh04oPM4zrb
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「我覺得我地真係唔配做朋友 不如我地真係當冇識過啦」235Please respect copyright.PENANAiDhUPr9XUp
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我再一次拒絕佢。235Please respect copyright.PENANAbq3QdkO855
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「你依家即係唔閪俾面我啦?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8jUKEjKdK
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說罷我就下線冇再覆佢,佢亦都冇再講野,好似好衰咁,但其實對付一啲我唔想識嘅人真係要咁樣先得,唔通俾佢一直纏繞住自己咩,好彩佢冇我電話咋…235Please respect copyright.PENANArWBUfqP8se
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「叮咚!」235Please respect copyright.PENANA7zs2ZbhZ05
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過左一陣門鐘突然響起,冇啦啦有邊個黎我門口,我諗左諗…仆街,我差啲唔記得個mk妹就住係隔離,會唔會就係佢黎㩒我門鐘搵我尋仇?好撚驚添,阿盈又唔係度。235Please respect copyright.PENANAUXOcJprn1N
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算啦,佢都係一個女流之輩姐,佢應該對我做唔到啲咩嘅,堂堂一個大男人會驚一個女仔?睇左魚眼先算啦。235Please respect copyright.PENANAda0r6guYTC
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我靜靜雞行到門前睇一睇魚眼,發現如我所料真係mk妹黎㩒我門鐘,佢就好唔耐煩咁企係出面。235Please respect copyright.PENANApX5JxMzi3h
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「做咩事?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAcxIBxtDoR2
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我決定慢慢打開道門同佢見面,唔好咁猶豫不決成個女人咁,有道鐵閘擋住唔會有事嘅,你估佢會縱火燒鳩你咩。235Please respect copyright.PENANAcuQIUyclQA
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「睇唔出你份人原來咁斯文、咁好相處架喎。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAph0o0HnF5n
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開門後, 我見到佢同上次一樣著住件黑色T-shirt同條超短排球褲過黎,然而一開門佢即刻由唔耐煩變到微笑住咁對我講野。235Please respect copyright.PENANAbiQfwA1RD0
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「小姐你係度講乜?你係咪認錯人,你黎搵邊個架?」235Please respect copyright.PENANA55RAC1j1XR
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我扮傻同佢作對想佢覺得認錯人,不過又點會有用,我呢個舉動簡直係一再踩佢底線、同想死冇分別,佢一定會屌死我都似。235Please respect copyright.PENANAJF96bVARd9
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「對唔住囉,我頭先語氣重左去屌你,你唔好放係心,我真心想同你做朋友。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAvmWUBuOsPu
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「同埋依家你屋企已經冇再好似以前咁撚嘈,我終於有覺好瞓,呢件事我都已經冇再放係心,依家當打和囉。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAAHPwbd75ws
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「下?」235Please respect copyright.PENANA3mDxwP3OTn
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聽到佢唔係屌死我而係同我道歉同打和,我一時無言以對,同預期有出入,佢唔係好惡架咩。235Please respect copyright.PENANAAvh6L8Iho6
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不過打和?你當你係獎門人?你爛口妹黎架咋,第時你郁啲咪又係屌柒我。235Please respect copyright.PENANAOluZU8Dkyg
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「我已經好低聲下氣向你道歉,你係咪仲唔覺得係打和唔撚受啊。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAMKMONH8sGD
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佢由咁惡死忽然變到咁好聲氣肯定有陰謀。235Please respect copyright.PENANApx2Dh7SZVu
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「點解你咁想同我做朋友?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAitCGIZkogV
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既然佢都知道晒一切,語氣又好返,我都無謂再扮傻。235Please respect copyright.PENANAskkT0Vz1uo
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「點解有個女仔係度嘅?你地講緊乜?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAmeL1FxBCGk
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突然阿盈出現係mk妹身後,睇黎佢行完街,然後咁啱返到黎撞到我地,而睇得出佢見到後係表現出一陣開心,唔通呢一切都俾佢目擊到晒?235Please respect copyright.PENANAE4dRNK4aay
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「我頭先咪講左,因為你好相處、斯斯文文、背景又差唔多。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAZFeLbjVt0t
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我冇理阿盈,mk妹繼續講。235Please respect copyright.PENANAvOOBJqqM7p
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「啱啊,佢真係好好架又好相處又斯文,仲要肯幫人添,你真係冇識錯人。」235Please respect copyright.PENANACGuOjdGGzi
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阿盈突然插把嘴埋黎,我啤左佢一下叫佢唔好亂講野。235Please respect copyright.PENANAIBxarOJqd3
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「如果你咁講出面大把人都係咁啦,點解一定要搵我做朋友?照計你身為一個mk妹應該有好多朋友同好易識朋友先係架。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAx1LLUHIf4U
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「總之你唔撚好理啦,我就係想同你做朋友唔得咩?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAdHx1oA1E1d
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「同埋我再講多次,我唔係乜撚野mk妹,我有名你叫,我叫Chole,你可以叫我樂兒!」235Please respect copyright.PENANA3yhylZfnJu
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一聽到我話佢mk妹佢又變得激動咁屌返我,佢再次重覆係app對我講嘅野,咁你真係mk嘛,唔通扮mk咩。235Please respect copyright.PENANAC39QCji28v
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同埋依家諗返起其實叫得做樂兒嘅都係一啲mk名,果然人如其名。235Please respect copyright.PENANAKiJfSgHAVb
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「Wow!果然夠真性情,佢斯文又得粗俗又得,佢份人唔假同埋睇得出佢本質係好,你就受佢啦。」235Please respect copyright.PENANA0UidGgzxq9
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我再啤左啤阿盈叫佢唔好亂講,235Please respect copyright.PENANASqYxj6pLSp
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阿盈啊你唔好再亂講啦,我同佢唔係你諗嘅咁架,佢係爛口妹黎,件事冇咁簡單,235Please respect copyright.PENANAZLSxdui9Bm
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不過有一點我又的確估佢唔到嘅,佢竟然都有斯文低聲下氣嘅一面,呢點有少少改觀。235Please respect copyright.PENANA2fN1f4ttAy
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「Okok Chole姐,咁其實你都有斯文嘅一面嘅,但就算做左朋友又點呢?你有咩目的?」235Please respect copyright.PENANAkRjHqgceYg
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「朋友咪朋友,可以點?你開個交友app係為乜我咪為乜囉。」235Please respect copyright.PENANA5NvnL3PhDq
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我開個交友app為乜?為識朋友?為溝女?莫非佢想溝我?235Please respect copyright.PENANAdykVv7MpKj
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「做咩呆撚左係度,咪為識朋友囉,識朋友就緊係傾計架啦,你唔係諗住我想溝你下話,食懵你啦。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAM6wNs5L8Fb
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頂佢我未開口佢就知道我諗乜,佢識讀心架?235Please respect copyright.PENANACUERxQyPsd
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「癡線,咪…咪就係為朋友囉,你溝我都唔受啦,你估你好靚咩。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAeKP45xZoho
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好彩我咁都兜到,但其實佢個樣又的確幾唔錯嘅,只係mk左啲。235Please respect copyright.PENANAYphCnJBcob
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「嗱,你都識講識朋友,即係你都當我係朋友啦,咁我呢刻開始就當你朋友。」235Please respect copyright.PENANAmaOJD3Jhot